What our opponents' fans are saying about us 17/18

[davidmatzdorf]

Obviously the Redcafe post is bow-lox of the first order, but I am no longer going to be able to watch a certain player without thinking that his name is really "Oxtail-Chambermaid".

Yes, I do recall my posts elsewhere about the association between posts that piss about with people's names and losing the argument, but that is still pretty fucking good.

Oxtail-Chambermaid. Win.

 

[DIEHARD]

I'm just...

Lost for words.

Kane mentally weak?

Natural selection missed that mudwit.

Like I said, I bet those ****s wish they had a mentally weak flat track bully such as Kane who can hit a Hattrick against WBA

Fucking mancy ****s

 

[pffft]

Redcafe:

Ray Parlour, England legend! This slayed me. That'll be the same Ray Parlour that was so important to the national cause that he got 10 caps, none of them at a finals tournament.

Carlton Palmer got 18 caps, and went to a European Championship. Just saying...

 

[bomberH]

Redcafe:

Current players please, full internationals only.

For me:

Walker
Rose
Jones
Rashford
M. Keane
Lingard (like)
Sterling (respect)
(Young)

So out of the 8 players this Man U fan likes or respects, 4 play for Utd, 1 was a kid at Utd who may end up back there, 2 are supposedly targets for Utd if you believe the media and the last one left Liverpool, their bitter rivals, in controversial circumstances to move down the road.

How bizarre....

 

[Insomnia]

Obviously the Redcafe post is bow-lox of the first order, but I am no longer going to be able to watch a certain player without thinking that his name is really "Oxtail-Chambermaid".

Yes, I do recall my posts elsewhere about the association between posts that piss about with people's names and losing the argument, but that is still pretty fucking good.

Oxtail-Chambermaid. Win.

I prefer the nickname sacka , sacka shite, for their 35 million pound defensive midfielder who can't tackle

 

[bomberH]

I prefer the nickname sacka , sacka shite, for their 35 million pound defensive midfielder who can't tackle

In a 442, Our entire back 5 (Hugo included) cost around the same as him. Laugh. Out. Loud.

As amusing as this is, someone on Arsemania has probably posted similar about Sissoko.

 

[Insomnia]

In a 442, Our entire back 5 (Hugo included) cost around the same as him. Laugh. Out. Loud.

As amusing as this is, someone on Arsemania has probably posted similar about Sissoko.

Someone on here has probably posted funnier shit about sissoko than that shower of shite can come up with

 

[Nerine]

What a load of toss piece.

 

[Sandwich Technician]

Arsenal fan's comment on Guardian Spurs match report:

There's not a jinx, spell or bit of dark magic in this world that will get us to finish above you boys this season. We could replace our back 4 with Gandalf, Sabrina, Harry Potter and the bird from B'Witched (The show not the shit band) and we still wouldn't find a way.


Made me chuckle! Let's hope he's right, and if or when we do, it will be sweet and no doubt quite entertaining on their part - but I won't over celebrate it. With the fantastic team we have at the moment it should be the very least of our aims.

 

[danielneeds]

Arsenal fan's comment on Guardian Spurs match report:

There's not a jinx, spell or bit of dark magic in this world that will get us to finish above you boys this season. We could replace our back 4 with Gandalf, Sabrina, Harry Potter and the bird from B'Witched (The show not the shit band) and we still wouldn't find a way.


Made me chuckle! Let's hope he's right, and if or when we do, it will be sweet and no doubt be quite entertaining on their part - but I won't over celebrate it. With the fantastic team we have at the moment it should be the very least of our aims.

Not sure putting Gandalf in would help - I've heard that guy only encourages long ball football...

 

[Flashspur]

@Insomnia

Burnley need a Grammar Champion. They deserve relegation for that awful sentence.

I keep having to remind myself that this is also the grammar thread...silly me.

 

[tony0379]

Arsenal fan's comment on Guardian Spurs match report:

There's not a jinx, spell or bit of dark magic in this world that will get us to finish above you boys this season. We could replace our back 4 with Gandalf, Sabrina, Harry Potter and the bird from B'Witched (The show not the shit band) and we still wouldn't find a way.


Made me chuckle! Let's hope he's right, and if or when we do, it will be sweet and no doubt quite entertaining on their part - but I won't over celebrate it. With the fantastic team we have at the moment it should be the very least of our aims.

Until it's mathematically impossible for the goons to finish above us, I'm keeping me Meme's firmly locked up

 

[Rogmeister]

Until it's mathematically impossible for the goons to finish above us, I'm keeping me Meme's firmly locked up

Spot on mate. Last seasons end and the mind the gap season were pretty embarrassing to be fair. Just gave them a reason to laugh at us even harder

 

[tony0379]

Spot on mate. Last seasons end and the mind the gap season were pretty embarrassing to be fair. Just gave them a reason to laugh at us even harder

Cringeworthy innit

 

[Cornpattbuck]

Towards the bottom of this article.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...anny-rose-kyle-walker-dele-alli-a7662741.html

Meh, all started by the Manchester Evening News. Expect plenty of this as our opponents do their best to unsettle/distract us off the pitch for the run in.

 

[mattie g]

Until it's mathematically impossible for the goons to finish above us, I'm keeping me Meme's firmly locked up

memes

 

[mav]

Spot on mate. Last seasons end and the mind the gap season were pretty embarrassing to be fair. Just gave them a reason to laugh at us even harder

season's end
A newbie just getting in the spirit of things.
Agree totally with the content of what you're saying if not the punctuation

 

[Rogmeister]

season's end
A newbie just getting in the spirit of things.
Agree totally with the content of what you're saying if not the punctuation

I may have made a single mistake there, but shouldn't your name start with a capital letter. You're stuck with that mistake forever

 

[nicdic]

season's end
A newbie just getting in the spirit of things.
Agree totally with the content of what you're saying if not the punctuation

A final sentence completely devoid of self-awareness...

 

[tony0379]

memes

Fack off!