What our opponents' fans are saying about us 17/18

[bomberH]

My West Ham mate messaged me to say he hopes we win only because he had a bet on us and that he feels sick about wanting us to win. We then spoke about their match against Everton...

Me: Didn't Bilic play for Everton?

Him: Yes, it was all very controversial because he had said he wanted to move to a big club and that West Ham were a stepping stone.

Me: To be fair, he would've said the same thing if he'd moved to Orient.

Him: Fuck off with your stupid girlie handshake celebrations.


I love the fact that literally the only thing West Ham fans can think of to have a go at us now is the handshakes or, in the case of some other fans I know, the length of Harry Kane's tongue.

 

[IGSpur]

The weird thing about The Mandela Effect is that I don't remember there ever being a report the he'd died in prison!! Could I be experiencing The Mandela Mandela Effect?!!!

That's so meta

 

[absolute bobbins]

away from their hovel in the poor part of town.

They do know that RBKC residents hate Chelsea and the fucktards who support them, right?

 

[eViL]

let's kick there arse!!!!!

Maaaaaaaate...

 

[shelfmonkey]

That's so meta

I'm over 50, I have no idea what that means!

 

[Giovanni]

I'm over 50, I have no idea what that means!

Im under 30 and have no idea what that means

 

[IGSpur]

I'm over 50, I have no idea what that means!

Haha it was a reference to a comedy show called Community

 

[pffft]

Maaaaaaaate...

Take it up with the Chelsea fan that wrote it, don't "maaaaaaaate" the messenger

 

[absolute bobbins]

Haha it was a reference to a comedy show called Community

 

[shelfmonkey]

Haha it was a reference to a comedy show called Community

 

[dontcallme]

Im under 30 and have no idea what that means

I'm between 30 and 50 and have no idea what it means.

 

[longtimespur]

I'm between 30 and 50 and have no idea what it means.

I'm over 70 and don't know either.

Was going to write I haven't a clue but thought that would be up for more misinterpretation

 

[Col_M]

Odd response from Ruud.

 

[Mattspur]

Why are you even looking at this thread, you bloody masochist.

Go away and come back on Tuesday.

 

[Sid Tottenham]

Afaik meta means like the optimum why to play
I 1st encountered this on poker forums where meta game was like you know someone who was flavour of the month at the time would make a questionable move to set himself up for the kill later
In reality he probably hit the wrong button cos he was stoned

 

[jonnyrotten]

Red Cafe:

"Ridiculous fans. Team having a great season and gave everything in the game, yet abandon them at first sight."

I completely agree. I hope everyone that left early realises thay they are getting laughed at!

 

[easley91]

Red Cafe:

"Ridiculous fans. Team having a great season and gave everything in the game, yet abandon them at first sight."

I completely agree. I hope everyone that left early realises thay they are getting laughed at!

There were Chelsea fans that left early too. Plus we didn't need plastic flags to add 'atmosphere'.

 

[Gb160]

Red Cafe:

"Ridiculous fans. Team having a great season and gave everything in the game, yet abandon them at first sight."

I completely agree. I hope everyone that left early realises thay they are getting laughed at!

Yeah, nothing wrong with a bloke sitting behind his keyboard in China/America/Africa telling match going fans what support is all about...nothing wrong with that at all.

 

[PMS]

I had good reason to leave early being sat in the Chelsea end.

 

[Col_M]

I expect to be laughed at cos other fans hate us, but I also expect some grudging respect fir the way we played them off the park. I'm reading Shearer's review of Chelsea's win and he claims they were "content to soak up Spurs attacks". Like hell they were. We bossed the game after the initial shock of going a goal down. They scored from 3 set pieces and the 4th was when we were chasing the game. They were resolute in defence but they had to be. Surely neutral fans could see that.