Whatever the question, the answer is: Ledley King

[jimbo]

Despite only having one knee, the Spurs skipper and talisman is better than John Terry. FACT.

Q. Who's going to win the World Cup?
A. Ledley King.

Q. Who reaches the balls other defenders can't?
A. Ledley King.

Q. If there's something strange in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call?
A. Ledley King.

Post your own Ledley King Q&A here. Or don't, see if I care.

 

[Teemu]

Whose eyes are bright like deer's bright?

Ledley King.

 

[SpunkyBackpack]

Who stole my nans knees?

Ledley King

 

[jimtheyid]

Who spunked on your mums face whislt simultaneously reaching the Champions league?

Ledley King

 

[RobinLeonard]

Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?

Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?

 

[robbiesavagehasbreasts]

Who fucks up Robben when it comes to pure speed?

Ledley motherfucking King.

 

[ealingspur]

Who?

Ledley King.

 

[raf18]

What was Willis talking about?

Ledley King

 

[danielneeds]

Who is the son of God and was made to suffer (with his knees) for our sins?

Ledley King

 

[robbiesavagehasbreasts]

Who also survived in the movie I Am Legend but just didn't wanna hang out with Will Smith?

Ledley King.

 

[brett.spurs]

Which player is going to have Messi in his pocket next season?

 

[gibbs131]

Who plays off keyboard cat?

Ledley King

 

[DoublePivot]

Who is the antithesis of Sol Campbell?

 

[DJS]

Who makes Thiery Henry wake up in a cold sweat?

Ledley King.

 

[danielneeds]

Who's going to quit Hollywood for a while to get back to his roots in serious theatre?

Ledley King.

 

[michaelden]

Who made Superman redundant?
Ledley King

Who says to Cesear Milan, "Sit! Stay!"
Ledley King

 

[DoublePivot]

Who can and does talk about Fight Club?
Ledley King

 

[tRiKS]

In a recent survey, who did house spiders say they were most scared of?

Ledley King

 

[EmperorKabir]

Who plays off keyboard cat?

Ledley King

genius.

mine is:

who is ledley king?

 

[EmperorKabir]

also:

-insert all chuck norris facts here and replace with ledders-