The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - IT'S TODAY ISN'T IT? 1st July 2012

Lo Amo Speroni · Jul 1, 2012

Misfit said:
Well he's obv. their man in Hammerfest. (Only small Norwegian town I know - and only because it's where my mother in law hails from). Huge amount of corporate law going on up there.

Your mother in law ITK?

Misfit · Jul 1, 2012

Nah, my ITK source is the local kebab shop near my office.

Lo Amo Speroni · Jul 1, 2012

Only 1 Spurs said:
Haha these poor Liverpool fans are so worked up bout the sig deal that they will go to extraordinary lengths to try and make it so belivable to themselves i bet he went out and nicked a suit and briefcase and sat making these accounts this from a public library blah blah blah i work in the city blah blah and Sig is coming to Liverpool
bloody smack head bin dipping tramps.

I had to give you some green

dn013 · Jul 1, 2012

Lo Amo Speroni said:
I had to give you some green

You saying that he is fat and should diet

Lo Amo Speroni · Jul 1, 2012

Misfit said:
Nah, my ITK source is the local kebab shop near my office.

They have kebabs in Norway as well?

Only 1 Spurs · Jul 1, 2012

well the only work out ive had this weekend has been refreshing the thread so the green is welcome (y)

Misfit · Jul 1, 2012

Lo Amo Speroni said:
They have kebabs in Norway as well?

Ugh, they have all sorts of revolting crap in Norway. Never try the cheese if offered. Just refuse. The liquor is general fucking great though. No, my kebab shop is very much in London town - as it should be.

Only 1 Spurs · Jul 1, 2012

Norway dont they nip down to their local chippy for a pita bread and sperm (whale)?

kdspur · Jul 1, 2012

found this on glory glory , just posted and sorry if already done!

Some AVB related ITK:

My sister came to visit today. One of her friends has recently dated one of the Spurs Midfielders (I wont name him; but she also got 'jiggy' last season with one of Arsenal's forwards as well; I wont name him either but you're getting the picture of the type of girl and the kinds of circles she moves).

Last night apparently she met up with said Midfielder and some other people, probabaly spurs circles (my sister only knew the midfielder was there) for a night out (drinks/clubbing etc) and apparently my sister's friend was told that the new manager is definately AVB. Seems the players already know and this may explain Bale's signature etc

SpurSince57 · Jul 1, 2012

jair1970 said:
I work for a City Law Firm that specialises in footballer's pet insurance, specifically in the North London area. Hopefully this information can be of some use to you.
Last week we were asked to sort out specific travel insurance for 16 Portuguese Pine Voles, who are believed to be arriving some time this week, luckily it was only a renewal, as it is believed they have travelled to the country previously. I have also been asked to source some whale blubber as a foodstock for an Icelandic Sheepdog that is soon to enter the country. I'd be risking my employment if I told you about Jermain Defoe's poodle breeding operation...

Portugeezer Pine Voles? Yeah, next thing we know you'll be be telling us we have a Sanity Clause in our contracts, and as we all know:

Daniel Levy on the right there.

Huddlestone22 · Jul 1, 2012

I once had a Norweigan kebab. Loved it myself

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God I was hoping something would happen today manager or player wise. Interesting to see this takeover business may not be too far fetched.

Misfit · Jul 1, 2012

He just called his sis slack.

SpurSince57 · Jul 1, 2012

kdspur said:
found this on glory glory , just posted and sorry if already done!

Some AVB related ITK:

My sister came to visit today. One of her friends has recently dated one of the Spurs Midfielders (I wont name him; but she also got 'jiggy' last season with one of Arsenal's forwards as well; I wont name him either but you're getting the picture of the type of girl and the kinds of circles she moves).

Last night apparently she met up with said Midfielder and some other people, probabaly spurs circles (my sister only knew the midfielder was there) for a night out (drinks/clubbing etc) and apparently my sister's friend was told that the new manager is definately AVB. Seems the players already know and this may explain Bale's signature etc

Fucking ding-dong, boss. Even by Glory-Glory standards that's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Lo Amo Speroni · Jul 1, 2012

Huddlestone22 said:
I once had a Norweigan kebab. Loved it myself .

God I was hoping something would happen today manager or player wise. Interesting to see this takeover business may not be too far fetched.

Hudd, Ramos finds out you are in deep shit.

kdspur · Jul 1, 2012

SpurSince57 said:
Fucking ding-dong, boss. Even by Glory-Glory standards that's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

not quite the bind dipping lover holed up in norway itk but anything to feed the habit is needed!!!

Only 1 Spurs · Jul 1, 2012

kdspur said:
found this on glory glory , just posted and sorry if already done!

Some AVB related ITK:

My sister came to visit today. One of her friends has recently dated one of the Spurs Midfielders (I wont name him; but she also got 'jiggy' last season with one of Arsenal's forwards as well; I wont name him either but you're getting the picture of the type of girl and the kinds of circles she moves).

Last night apparently she met up with said Midfielder and some other people, probabaly spurs circles (my sister only knew the midfielder was there) for a night out (drinks/clubbing etc) and apparently my sister's friend was told that the new manager is definately AVB. Seems the players already know and this may explain Bale's signature etc

Wowzers that poster paints his sister in such a good light she sounds triffic :whistle:

SpurSince57 · Jul 1, 2012

Only 1 Spurs said:
Wowzers that poster paints his sister in such a good light she sounds triffic

Revolving door…

venablesphil · Jul 1, 2012

kdspur said:
found this on glory glory , just posted and sorry if already done!

Some AVB related ITK:

My sister came to visit today. One of her friends has recently dated one of the Spurs Midfielders (I wont name him; but she also got 'jiggy' last season with one of Arsenal's forwards as well; I wont name him either but you're getting the picture of the type of girl and the kinds of circles she moves).

Last night apparently she met up with said Midfielder and some other people, probabaly spurs circles (my sister only knew the midfielder was there) for a night out (drinks/clubbing etc) and apparently my sister's friend was told that the new manager is definately AVB. Seems the players already know and this may explain Bale's signature etc

His sister sounds like a right :censored:

....I wonder if he can introduce me (y)

Marty · Jul 1, 2012

Only 1 Spurs said:
Wowzers that poster paints his sister in such a good light she sounds triffic

He's talking about his sister's friend, not his sister.

King of Otters · Jul 1, 2012

Only 1 Spurs said:
Wowzers that poster paints his sister in such a good light she sounds triffic

A friend of his sister tbf

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