15 signs you are a Chelsea fan on Talksport

[Jimmypearce7]

Link to Talksport on Newsnow: "
15 signs you're a Chelsea fan: How many do you recognise?"

I haven't listened to it but i am pretty sure this is an accurate list:

1 You are a rent boy.
2 You live in New Malden.
3 You are in the EDL.
4 You started going when Abramovich arrived.
5 You are David Mellor.
6 You like your club to buy success.
7. You don't mind where the money comes from.
8. You weren't there when they were shite.

I didnt get a chance to listen to the final seven, anyone know what they were?

 

[southlondonyiddo]

9. You call them Chels?
10. You were at the Bridge when they had 5,000 v Grimsby or whoever it was?
11. Your a smarmy ****?
12. You clap to that fucking terrible Russian jingle?
13. You've had a cheeky beer with Sugs?
14. You used to support another team?
15. You think football started when the Premier League formed in 1992?

 

[mark87]

9. You call them Chels?
10. You were at the Bridge when they had 5,000 v Grimsby or whoever it was?
11. Your a smarmy ****?
12. You clap to that fucking terrible Russian jingle?
13. You've had a cheeky beer with Sugs?
14. You used to support another team?
15. You think football started when the Premier League formed in 1992?

Sounds like an unfair match to me.

 

[guate]

15. You think football started when the Premier League formed in 1992?

To be honest I think this applies to many fans today, worldwide also. Living over here in Latin America it wasn't until Fox Sports obtained the TV rights at the start of the Premier League era did we get to see English games live over here. Most of the people I relate to had very little knowledge about English football until Fox Sports came along

 

[Rocksuperstar]

1. John Terry has been up your wife.

 

[mark87]

Think this is also more a football chat thread too.

 

[VegasII]

You could do one for the gooners as well:

1. You're snide
2. You're not funny
3. You don't have a sense of humour
4. You're Alan Davies
5. You're Piers Morgan
6. You're a pseudo intellectual
7. You have the expression of someone smashed in the face with a pan
8. You're dull
9. You know the club's 20th choice Right Back and his telephone number
10. You're a brown nose
11. You read the Guardian
12. You says 'Spuzz'
13. You've been put into the stands by Graham Rambo Roberts
14. You own a football pub or sports bar
15. You're a ****

It's probably not entirely accurate, but it's not a bad start.

That said I have a few good mates over the years that have been gooners. However most of them did happen to have some of those attributes.

 

[StartingPrice]

You know if you are a pre EPL Chelsea fan is the sound of a loose flap of corrugated iron flapping in the wind gives you a nostalgia attack

 

[SpurSince57]

You know if you are a pre EPL Chelsea fan is the sound of a loose flap of corrugated iron flapping in the wind gives you a nostalgia attack

Haven't they fixed that yet?

 

[scat1620]

Your username is @Jimbo78

 

[WestBelfast Spurs]

Chelsea Fans

16 you have man city top just in case!!!
17 you hissss when you here the word Jew
18 your a word that would get me a ban from SC which beings with a C

I like this game

 

[ronspurs]

for arsenal i would add

"16. you call players by their first name
17. you build up every youth player as the next big thing only to see them leave the club before making it to the first team"


for chelsea i would add

16. you dont remember that there used to be a car park behind your goal.

 

[Norwegian Spurs fan]

If you believe Chelsea is a product of Mr. and Mrs. Clinton

 

[ronspurs]

http://pastapaulie.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/shed-end1.jpg

shit hole

 

[mano-obe]

1-15 You're an ultimate c-word (censor issues)

 

[WestBelfast Spurs]

for arsenal i would add

"16. you call players by their first name
17. you build up every youth player as the next big thing only to see them leave the club before making it to the first team"


for chelsea i would add

16. you dont remember that there used to be a car park behind your goal.

LOL remember that shit hole before he pumped his ill gotten gains into the club

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

Where has their disturbing trend of calling players by their initials followed by shirt number come from? It especially makes me cringe when said verbally (rather than used online as an abbreviation).

Surely it's quicker to say Henry or Thierry than TH14???