- Jun 1, 2011
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How the f**k do you follow that?I managed to ejaculate at the very same time Anderton scored for us against Wimbledon. I should make it clear I wasn’t at the stadium at the time.
It was a tv match and I was with this girl indoors. I wanted to combine my 2 favourite things and she agreed to let me make love to her from behind while I watch the football. Basically I was ‘edging’ for around 40 minutes where I could’ve finished at pretty much any point, but each time we attacked I let myself go a little (I don’t mean I put on weight during every counter) and at one point, we attacked and Dazza scored. My timing was almost perfect. I don’t think I’ve ever celebrated cumming with a cheer before or since. She laughed, I laughed, we high-fived and then we ate some food.
T’was a simpler time back then.
You absolute ****!