CoopsieDeadpool
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- Jun 8, 2012
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Howdy all. Since the half term is now over, and I have freedom from the kids, I've decided to do something a little different. It's sometimes nice to have a change, or a break from arguing about transfer sources or players abilities etc. So, after getting 15 minutes of free time, hopefully this will go down OK with you all 
COYS
Top to bottom, the club looks good.
Or at least that's how it seems.
The youngest squad in the Premier League.
To help achieve our dreams.
Every year we seem to say.
Now will be our year.
However, it doesn't pan out that way.
As our neighbours are the ones who cheer.
Maybe times are changing.
How we'd all like that.
Our rights to brag & shut them up.
To silence that Wilshere twat.
Super Hugo between the sticks.
Please, I beg you, don't move.
Up ahead, in front of you.
Really had to improve.
Forget the likes of Chiriches.
Or Fazio, who couldn't run.
Out they went to leave the space.
That Toby filled for fun.
Bossed the back line & shored it up.
A partner in crime for Jan.
Leading the boys whilst on the pitch.
Like only Toby can.
Centre mid's where Dembele.
Links with Alli, who nutmegs for fun.
Upfront it's Kane who leads the line.
Backed up ably by Son.
Trippier pushing Walker hard.
Hogging the left is Rose.
Expert protection from Dier.
Gives it to Eriksen, twinkle toes.
I can't forget Lamela.
And also Onomah, too.
Next big thing? Let's wait and see.
There's others breaking through.
Alex Pritchard, maybe?
Winks is in there, too.
Anyone that I forgot?
Kevin Wimmer, yes, that's who.
Exciting is our future.
Secure in Levy's hands.
A stadium is being built.
The best in all the land.
Look at the first letter of each line.
And forget about the past.
See Tottenham Hotpur Football Club.
The Giant Awakes At Last.
COYSTop to bottom, the club looks good.
Or at least that's how it seems.
The youngest squad in the Premier League.
To help achieve our dreams.
Every year we seem to say.
Now will be our year.
However, it doesn't pan out that way.
As our neighbours are the ones who cheer.
Maybe times are changing.
How we'd all like that.
Our rights to brag & shut them up.
To silence that Wilshere twat.
Super Hugo between the sticks.
Please, I beg you, don't move.
Up ahead, in front of you.
Really had to improve.
Forget the likes of Chiriches.
Or Fazio, who couldn't run.
Out they went to leave the space.
That Toby filled for fun.
Bossed the back line & shored it up.
A partner in crime for Jan.
Leading the boys whilst on the pitch.
Like only Toby can.
Centre mid's where Dembele.
Links with Alli, who nutmegs for fun.
Upfront it's Kane who leads the line.
Backed up ably by Son.
Trippier pushing Walker hard.
Hogging the left is Rose.
Expert protection from Dier.
Gives it to Eriksen, twinkle toes.
I can't forget Lamela.
And also Onomah, too.
Next big thing? Let's wait and see.
There's others breaking through.
Alex Pritchard, maybe?
Winks is in there, too.
Anyone that I forgot?
Kevin Wimmer, yes, that's who.
Exciting is our future.
Secure in Levy's hands.
A stadium is being built.
The best in all the land.
Look at the first letter of each line.
And forget about the past.
See Tottenham Hotpur Football Club.
The Giant Awakes At Last.
