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chippospur
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- Mar 27, 2006
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Good to see more fans watching NFL at our place than there are watching in the Emirates.
Chris Finch
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- Aug 14, 2012
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Going to jinx it now but…I just don’t see it at all with Odegaard!
Hugely overrated
Agreed, he's a good player but in big games doesn't seem to have much influence.
neogenisis
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- Jun 27, 2006
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Hello Dave, thanks for coming to the Arsenal Ultras Open Day.
Dave - Hi, I heard there would be a free Lunch?
Tim - Yes Dave, Dwayne went down to Tesco and got some Dairy Lee Dunkers.
Dave - Cool its nearly midday /wink
Tim - Yes ok Dave. Now, why do you want to be an Arsenal Ultra?
Dave - Its raining outside and I was hungry and wet....this was the closest place that was open.
Alan Etherington-Smythe III - Ermm Tim, this isnt the hardass Rambo type of shit kicker we need in the Ultras!
Tim - Alan hang on, let Dave talk.
Dave - If I joined, is there free food? Possibly a Uniform? Will it interfere with my sitting in the high street and begging for money?
Tim - Maybe, Black Shirt (We can provide, remind me to send Dwayne down to Primark) and only if you do your begging around match times.
Dave - What will it entail exactly?
Alan Etherington-Smythe III - You get out there and kick the living shit out of all the other supporters. Also look well ard and mean GRRRR
Tim - Fuck sake Alan, there is more to us than that you know.
Dwayne - You wanted me?
Tim - Ah Dwayne, can you go to Primark and buy a black t for Dave?
Dwayne - I can, but Im telling you now they only have Queen Poppy ones from Trolls, the Rock one, film, thing.
Tim - He can just turn it inside out.
Dave - Anything else I should know?
Tim - You need to be a smelly unwashed prick.
Dave - Check.
Alan Eth... Alan - You need to bleed Arsenal, be prepared to die for the cause mate. You need to live and breathe violence!!
Tim - Alan, have you been sniffing glue again, you know what your Mum said she would do if she caught you huffing again.
Alan - She cant take it, its my Xbox.
Dave - Look guys, I get the feeling you are a bunch of twats. I think I saw you on the news looking and behaving like twats. Now where is my Dairy Lee Dunker.
Tim - Ok Dave, I dont think this is going to work out, you are just not hardcore and eloquent enough.
Dave - Fair Dinkum mate. I'm off to chuck another shrimp on the barbie.
Dwayne - Did anyone... he sounded Austr... nah nah, not possible.
Tim - Fuck me, we need to get a move on, they will kick us out the library soon. Who's next?
Alice - Alans Mum has just walked in, someone texted her about some glue sniffing.
Dave - Hi, I heard there would be a free Lunch?
Tim - Yes Dave, Dwayne went down to Tesco and got some Dairy Lee Dunkers.
Dave - Cool its nearly midday /wink
Tim - Yes ok Dave. Now, why do you want to be an Arsenal Ultra?
Dave - Its raining outside and I was hungry and wet....this was the closest place that was open.
Alan Etherington-Smythe III - Ermm Tim, this isnt the hardass Rambo type of shit kicker we need in the Ultras!
Tim - Alan hang on, let Dave talk.
Dave - If I joined, is there free food? Possibly a Uniform? Will it interfere with my sitting in the high street and begging for money?
Tim - Maybe, Black Shirt (We can provide, remind me to send Dwayne down to Primark) and only if you do your begging around match times.
Dave - What will it entail exactly?
Alan Etherington-Smythe III - You get out there and kick the living shit out of all the other supporters. Also look well ard and mean GRRRR
Tim - Fuck sake Alan, there is more to us than that you know.
Dwayne - You wanted me?
Tim - Ah Dwayne, can you go to Primark and buy a black t for Dave?
Dwayne - I can, but Im telling you now they only have Queen Poppy ones from Trolls, the Rock one, film, thing.
Tim - He can just turn it inside out.
Dave - Anything else I should know?
Tim - You need to be a smelly unwashed prick.
Dave - Check.
Alan Eth... Alan - You need to bleed Arsenal, be prepared to die for the cause mate. You need to live and breathe violence!!
Tim - Alan, have you been sniffing glue again, you know what your Mum said she would do if she caught you huffing again.
Alan - She cant take it, its my Xbox.
Dave - Look guys, I get the feeling you are a bunch of twats. I think I saw you on the news looking and behaving like twats. Now where is my Dairy Lee Dunker.
Tim - Ok Dave, I dont think this is going to work out, you are just not hardcore and eloquent enough.
Dave - Fair Dinkum mate. I'm off to chuck another shrimp on the barbie.
Dwayne - Did anyone... he sounded Austr... nah nah, not possible.
Tim - Fuck me, we need to get a move on, they will kick us out the library soon. Who's next?
Alice - Alans Mum has just walked in, someone texted her about some glue sniffing.
It seems to me that they are the deflection masters - which points to a large amount of luck. I know that you make your own luck by shooting and creating those chances, but they seem to score a lot of deflections. More so than other teams that shoot a lot.
I have a gooner friend (I know...) and I commented on the amount of fluky deflections they got last season when they were doing well. It hasn't stopped.
If there are stats on deflected goals anywhere it would be interesting to see if it's just my bias (in which case I hold my hands up) or I'm right.
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coysjod
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- Feb 18, 2011
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You fucking jinxer…
offside_ruel_fox
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- Jul 27, 2010
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It was nice of Arsenal to beat our rivals and keep us top 
Col_M
Pointing out the Obvious
- Feb 28, 2012
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damn it
Let's not get ahead of ourselves
olliec
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- Jun 20, 2012
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But we did last season. Why you negative? They were piss poor today.
offside_ruel_fox
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- Jul 27, 2010
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5 of 8 games at home. So we have only played 3 of our 8 at home as a result. Really does put into context what a good start we have made.
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