Bad things Spurs make you do.

[SlunkSoma]

I've noticed that I've developed a terrible nail-biting habit recently. I couldn't work out why until I figured it only happens when I'm thinking about or watching Spurs. surprised I can type here with these bloodied twigs. Anyone else got any bad things Spurs makes them do?

Just to be clear, if its murder, this thread can be used in court. This isn't a catholic church confessional box.

 

[faymantaray]

Watch and care about a bunch of rich men kicking a ball around.

 

[Chris Flynn]

Drink bottle after bottle of wine, and then feel like shit for work on Monday and increasingly Tuesday because we only f-ing play on Sundays apparently

 

[TaoistMonkey]

Spurs give me false hope that makes me bet on them to win.

Best away record in the prem? Win at half time and then win at full time against Norwich? I'll stick a tenner on that.


****s

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Two hours in and nobody has fessed up yet?

Come on SC and post like a complete codpiece.

There. OK?

 

[Spurger King]

Back in 2007 I kicked a radio across the room when Fulham came back from 3-1 down to draw 3-3.

I temporarily started smoking again after the chavs won the champions league....as in immediately after. As soon as Drogba's penalty went in I put on my trainers, put on my jacket, went straight to the local garage to buy some fags, then pretty much smoked half a pack as I sat in the park shaking my head.

 

[WestBelfast Spurs]

swear like a fucking demented fool

also I cut for Spurs

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Back in 2007 I kicked a radio across the room when Fulham came back from 3-1 down to draw 3-3.

I temporarily started smoking again after the chavs won the champions league....as in immediately after. As soon as Drogba's penalty went in I put on my trainers, put on my jacket, went straight to the local garage to buy some fags, then pretty much smoked half a pack as I sat in the park shaking my head.

 

[DaSpurs]

Make a damn fool out myself in front of people I care about. I don't say much when we concede a good goal (ie Saints' second against us in Dec), but if we concede due to lack of passion or someone forgetting the very basics of the game, I raise the dankest depths of hell. Sometimes I'm not sure these kids fully fathom just how much and how many people care about them. All I ask in return is for ninety minutes of giving it your absolute all with your God-given incredible athleticism. So when they fail to do so, I find it burns my soul with anger.

 

[pablo73]

I skidded across the floor of a pub on my knees screaming like a girl when Lennon scored the winner against Chavski under Jol. The pub was in Wigan, the TV had the sound off and no-one else was watching it, so my display of raw emotion caused something of a stir, being somewhat out of context.

I have also punched numerous walls and once threw my mobile off a train when receiving bad Spurs related news, can't remember what. I am far more restrained these days.

 

[TheGreenLily]

Two hours in and nobody has fessed up yet?

Come on SC and post like a complete codpiece.

There. OK?

Guilty as charged after some of our displays.

They make me so frustrated though as I know they can all be doing so so much better... It just blenders my mind

 

[Mr Pink]

Sunday was bad for me. Hated every second of that performance, hater it...and it was all I add this weekend to look forward to. Who I am kidding, its all I ever had to look forward to at the weekends these days.

To cap it all of......all my other teams had won in my accumulator, and I was due a big return.

Yep, you guessed it that little beauty of a performance, right from the top drawer, cost me a big wedge.

I had left Spurs out of my betting recently and was doing just fine. After reading one match preview after another I finally gave into temptation, against better judgement - Ukraine and all that, and put them in a big fat accumulator.

When it rains it pours and I still never learn.

 

[Main Man]

I was in the car Sunday afternoon listening to the match after taking my son to a birthday party. I was almost home when they scored, so as you do I slammed my hand down on the steering wheel (inparticular the horn).

Unfortunately the horn noise kept sounding until it eventually stopped about 15 minutes later (when I was inside watching the game).

Now my horn randomly sounds whenever it feels like it - it is rather embarrassing... and I can't get it in to the garage until Tuesday

Stupid car horn. Stupid Spurs.

 

[kr1978]

1. Spend stupid amounts of money on spurs t shirts, tops, caps etc.

2. Drink too much (not necessarily a bad thing to do though)

3. Spend ridiculous amounts of my life on a forum dedicated to them.

 

[hodsgod]

I got up at 0345 to watch that shit against city a few weeks ago. How stupid was that!

 

[robbiedee]

I tend to get really shirty with my kids. I really shouldn't but take Sunday for example...I burnt the roast potatoes and then exploded at the kids about table manners and then ripped into my son who was struggling with a chewy bit of beef 'WILL YOU JUST SWALLOW THAT OR GO AND SPIT IT OUT' (words I usually save for the wife)

I think its a combination of Spurs playing like retards at times (on this occasion losing to Norwich while doing so), the fact that I just spent 2 hours of life watching it and maybe the guilt that I've encouraged both son and daughter to follow spurs and the fact that they don't have the same emotional ties. Why can't they be angry like me???

 

[riggi]

Best: Packet out pub having the place turn into a riot with beer over my head when we scored and won against city for cl

Worst: Punched wall when nani dived for that pen, I also shout in my car and whack things like a mentalist. The worst was loosing to west ham, didn't say a word after but the main thing was that I skipped the post match chic king.

 

[Monkey boy]

Back in 2007 I kicked a radio across the room when Fulham came back from 3-1 down to draw 3-3.

I temporarily started smoking again after the chavs won the champions league....as in immediately after. As soon as Drogba's penalty went in I put on my trainers, put on my jacket, went straight to the local garage to buy some fags, then pretty much smoked half a pack as I sat in the park shaking my head.

Fucking hell I did exactly the same thing last year when the final whistle went at Newcastle v arseholes. Had given up for 5 years before that. Not sure why I did it to be honest, I think it was as if I was giving god the finger! You continually shit on my dreams, yeah well I'll kill this lung that you so gracefully created (allegedly)

 

[Hotspur94]

Sympathy wanks

 

[DiscoD1882]

I threw a pound coin at a man, i say a man. He was a gooner who was sitting in the spurs section of the pub during the lasagnegate final game of the season. one side of the pub was all Arsenal the other all Spurs. There was plenty of room in the scummy side but he chose to sit amongst the spurs fans. and cheered when west ham scored. before i knew what happened he was getting pelted with coins and was swiftly removed by security.

im not proud of myself. But it felt good at the time.