can my hamster be moulded into a left back?

[mill]

Discuss

 

[FITZ]

Is he right footed?

 

[balalasaurus]

No. As naturally nocturnal creatures your hamster would be shit in games played in the day time.

 

[FITZ]

No. As naturally nocturnal creatures your hamster would be shit in games played in the day time.

Edgar style sunglasses?

 

[Dharmabum]

Here is some basic hamster info to use a guide lines....

http://www.angelfire.com/tn/allabouthamsters/basic.html

I know of an elephant that may be a good back up as CB though, and a cheetah that could be a could back up for Lennon (or any wide MF) and a chimp that would make a great goalie. The thing that stand in the way is Levy and his tough ways of negotiating. The chimp for one doesn't like any monkey business.

 

[onthetwo]

I think a 3D Printer might be able to do it.

 

[Gilzeanking]

No. As naturally nocturnal creatures your hamster would be shit in games played in the day time.

Looks like Europa only then .

For tricky daytime fixtures I'd like to put forward a half full packet of Revels we have on the kitchen table , hotter summer fixtures tho could be a prob.

 

[4shambles]

At first I thought this was ridiculously lame....but then I saw that there is a post which asks the same question about Chiriches...and then I got it. not lame now

 

[XSuicideBunnyX]

Here is some basic hamster info to use a guide lines....

http://www.angelfire.com/tn/allabouthamsters/basic.html

I know of an elephant that may be a good back up as CB though, and a cheetah that could be a could back up for Lennon (or any wide MF) and a chimp that would make a great goalie. The thing that stand in the way is Levy and his tough ways of negotiating. The chimp for one doesn't like any monkey business.

I'm sure we had one of those before, and as I recall, it worked out brilliantly. I think we even chucked him left wing for some games.

 

[balalasaurus]

Here is some basic hamster info to use a guide lines....

http://www.angelfire.com/tn/allabouthamsters/basic.html

I know of an elephant that may be a good back up as CB though, and a cheetah that could be a could back up for Lennon (or any wide MF) and a chimp that would make a great goalie. The thing that stand in the way is Levy and his tough ways of negotiating. The chimp for one doesn't like any monkey business.

Have you ever dealt with chimps? Cheeky, back-stabbing bastards that I for one do not trust. Now that elephant on the otherhand. I've heard that trunks are extremely useful in defense.

 

[Shadydan]

Well it worked for Greame Le Saux.

 

[kazzah9]

Here is some basic hamster info to use a guide lines....

http://www.angelfire.com/tn/allabouthamsters/basic.html

I know of an elephant that may be a good back up as CB though, and a cheetah that could be a could back up for Lennon (or any wide MF) and a chimp that would make a great goalie. The thing that stand in the way is Levy and his tough ways of negotiating. The chimp for one doesn't like any monkey business.

 

[Qualsonic]

More chance of our left-backs being moulded into hamsters.

 

[Nine while nine]

It's an interesting question, so I visited my local witch who advised me that Spurs have indeed done this once before when they were desperate for defenders. However, the spell to do this was a one-off and only worked in Scotland's capital during the last decade of last century.

"Just in Edinburgh throughout the Nineties?" I exclaimed.

Exactly, she said. The teeth are a dead giveaway.

 

[Spurs 1961]

It's an interesting question, so I visited my local witch who advised me that Spurs have indeed done this once before when they were desperate for defenders. However, the spell to do this was a one-off and only worked in Scotland's capital during the last decade of last century.

"Just in Edinburgh throughout the Nineties?" I exclaimed.

Exactly, she said. The teeth are a dead giveaway.

This is no advert for such spells. For certain the worst full back in living memory. Now of course nowing he was actually a hamster explains everything

 

[Azazello]

Hamsterinho. Sign him up.

 

[THFCSPURS19]

Recommend the hamster to Arsenal.