Christian Benteke

[Wheeler Dealer]

Rarely have I seen a forward with so few abilities as Benteke. He’s utterly useless

We've seen a few here in the last 20 odd years, Rasiak, Mido, Soldado, Crouch ( maybe a little unfair!) and Rebrov come to mind.

 

[VegasII]

Harsh on Mido and Crouch. Both players contributed during their time with us.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

We've seen a few here in the last 20 odd years, Rasiak, Mido, Soldado, Crouch ( maybe a little unfair!) and Rebrov come to mind.

The thought of Rebrov makes me shake like a shitting dog

 

[Metalhead]

Names coming out that Herc alluded to us all booting off about then haha Ffs

Is there anyone who didn't immediately think 'Benteke'?

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

Is there anyone who didn't immediately think 'Benteke'?

If we sign Benteke then we finally have proof Levy is a closet Arsenal fan

 

[Metalhead]

If we sign Benteke then we finally have proof Levy is a closet Arsenal fan

I think that we'd all be pretty stunned if it happened. It won't happen.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

I think that we'd all be pretty stunned if it happened. It won't happen.

I don’t trust the universe anymore

 

[yankspurs]

This thread, seriously...

What's next? "George Weah's Cousin...." yes

Just close it.

His son plays for Lille

 

[TheChosenOne]

???? we are not signing benteke. I bet there’s a load of mugs on twitter believing it though.

Typical little shit stirring dig from Matt Law at the bottom of this article too. He can’t help himself.

“Mourinho stressed that he agreed to his new set of circumstances in the transfer market when he agreed to take the job, but suggested it should be Levy and not him who was questioned about signings.”

As always

 

[teok]

Jose Mourinho bemoans lack of striker at Spurs as emergency hunt for Harry Kane replacement begins

Tottenham Hotspur face a desperate struggle to solve their striker crisis as rivals try to take advantage of their predicament.

www.telegraph.co.uk

Gards indicates that it’s true

 

[sidford]

Not involved in match today against the scum so maybe a move somewhere is on but unless it's another booth / rasiak moment just can't see it being us at all

 

[gibbospurs]

So we want to stay matches with ten players

9 as dele plays every minute of every game.

 

[1882andallthat]

I know I’ll get shot down for this, but if it was Piatek for 30m or Benteke for a 6 month loan, I would take Benteke.

You haven't also predicted that we will keep a clean sheet today by any chance ?

 

[1882andallthat]

Frankly it would be on a par with re-signing Emmanuel Adabayor, and ironically didn't we palm him off to Palace.

 

[thecook]

I'd rather try and get Defoe back on loan that this useless fool

 

[Navin R Johnson]

I'd rather try and get Defoe back on loan that this useless fool

It went through my mind but in reality that's just my heart ruling my head.

 

[Goobers]

#welcomebentekkers

 

[EastLondonYid]

Lock this thread ffs.

 

[slartibartfast]

I don’t trust the universe anymore

It has a lot to answer for to be fair.
Stock, Aitken and Waterman being top of the list folkowed by wars and disease.

 

[Goobers]

Lock this thread ffs.

do you honestly see this as being impossible ....
We signed Nelson and Saha when we were on the cusp of a title challenge.