Crouch rumour from Ben

[Gilly Me Silly]

But if what Harry said was complete BS about him not being able to pass a nightclub, being late or absent from training, going back to Barcelona to party and speaking to his parents about this- don't you think GDS would have set the record straight much less not played as well as he is doing for us, albeit in pre-season?

No one takes what Harry says as the truth as a rule, but this is fairly convincing and while I am sure other employees of THFC drank they weren't all falling over in cabs.

I believe what Harry says.

 

[Michey]

No one takes what Harry says as the truth as a rule, but this is fairly convincing

 

[Coyboy]

?

 

[norflondon]

Crouch is a complete plonker. Putting aside any morals on the cheating aspect, he is a famous international footballer who MUST be aware that anything he does could make the papers. If he's a big-time charlie in a bar, there's a chance one of the bar staff will call a paper and make a story for a hundred quid. If he has his photo taken with a pretty girl, it could be sold to a paper and a story extrapolated. Therefore, going with a two-bit hooker has got to be one of the most idiotic things he could do. The odds will always be on her selling the story so he should've gone home and had a w@nk if he needed to clean the pipes.

The shame will be if he compounds his error and moves to Liverpool. Stick it out son, there'll be someone equally as thick as you pretty soon to take over the headlines.

 

[Lilbaz]

TBH I find Harry to be one of the most honest managers out there. He's always open about what players he's interested although he does state that they belong to the club concerned.
Unless you believe we are not interested in Bellamy, Parker etc.. and it's all a smokescreen to get in Messi Eek

 

[Lilbaz]

Crouch is a complete plonker. Putting aside any morals on the cheating aspect, he is a famous international footballer who MUST be aware that anything he does could make the papers. If he's a big-time charlie in a bar, there's a chance one of the bar staff will call a paper and make a story for a hundred quid. If he has his photo taken with a pretty girl, it could be sold to a paper and a story extrapolated. Therefore, going with a two-bit hooker has got to be one of the most idiotic things he could do. The odds will always be on her selling the story so he should've gone home and had a w@nk if he needed to clean the pipes.

The shame will be if he compounds his error and moves to Liverpool. Stick it out son, there'll be someone equally as thick as you pretty soon to take over the headlines.

Yes but shagging a prostitute is basically having a wank.

 

[Coyboy]

Messi won't take us to the next level.

 

[mil1lion]

Yes but shagging a prostitute is basically having a wank.

Not really. I for one know where my hand has been :wink:

 

[Lilbaz]

Not really. I for one know where my hand has been :wink:

Yes but you wash both before starting anyway.

 

[Dougal]

Yes but shagging a prostitute is basically having a wank.

Your hand charges you!?! That is a low point Eek

 

[Coyboy]

Mate of mine thinks a posh wank is shagging a fattie.

 

[norflondon]

Yes but shagging a prostitute is basically having a wank.

Given the attention his actions have received, I put it to you that Mr Crouch would have been better served having a w@nk the old-fashioned way.

 

[$hoguN]

Given the attention his actions have received, I put it to you that Mr Crouch would have been better served having a w@nk the old-fashioned way.

Yeah he would have been £800 better off

 

[StartingPrice]

Crouch is a complete plonker. Putting aside any morals on the cheating aspect, he is a famous international footballer who MUST be aware that anything he does could make the papers. If he's a big-time charlie in a bar, there's a chance one of the bar staff will call a paper and make a story for a hundred quid. If he has his photo taken with a pretty girl, it could be sold to a paper and a story extrapolated. Therefore, going with a two-bit hooker has got to be one of the most idiotic things he could do. The odds will always be on her selling the story so he should've gone home and had a w@nk if he needed to clean the pipes.

The shame will be if he compounds his error and moves to Liverpool. Stick it out son, there'll be someone equally as thick as you pretty soon to take over the headlines.

What made me laugh was that he signed into the hotel under his own name...amd then suddenly realised his mistake after his bosch, and asked them to remove his anem from the register:doh:

Your hand charges you!?! That is a low point Eek

:rofl: Adds a whole new meaning to 'the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing':grin:

 

[MattyP]

Yes but shagging a prostitute is basically having a wank.

You need to find better prostitutes :up:

 

[DJS]

I only looked at the picture of Abby in that link. I would.

This.