Gareth Bale "I would swap my awards for a top four finish"

[riggi]

You're just all sunshine and candy floss aren't you?

He is what Tottenham make you. Bitter and glass half empty.

 

[Mr Pink]

I would swap my girlfriend in a heart beat for top 4!

 

[E17yid]

I would swap my girlfriend in a heart beat for top 4!

Ha. Maybe someone should start a "what would you do for top 4" thread. Actually, maybe not. Might read some dark shit.

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

Ha. Maybe someone should start a "what would you do for top 4" thread. Actually, maybe not. Might read some dark shit.

My Nan and new puppy.

I would personally perform a demonic sacrifice ritual if needs be

 

[riggi]

Ha. Maybe someone should start a "what would you do for top 4" thread. Actually, maybe not. Might read some dark shit.

Id fuck you....and I would call the next day.

 

[Liquidator]

I can't wait for the all the speculation to get going. I normally hate it but I'm so secure, and safe in the knowledge, that Levy will fuck them, whoever comes sniffing, with a dick big enough for an elephant to feel.

That kind of dirty talk right next to your sweet little avatar pic is kind of disturbing, Mr P!

 

[Mr Pink]

That kind of dirty talk right next to your sweet little avatar pic is kind of disturbing, Mr P!

Sort of said it without thinking mate! Apologies...

 

[absolute bobbins]

I'm pretty confident that the boyo is going nowhere!

In Levy I trust

 

[TheGreenLily]

I can't wait for the all the speculation to get going. I normally hate it but I'm so secure, and safe in the knowledge, that Levy will fuck them, whoever comes sniffing, with a dick big enough for an elephant to feel.

FUNNY.AS.FUCK

 

[E17yid]

Id fuck you....and I would call the next day.

I don't know how to respond to that? Thank you?

 

[TheGreenLily]

I think Bale has no intention of leaving, ever, IMO. He seems very down to earth got a young family, loving the club, loving the fans... Going abroad with a young baby is not something I can imagine him doing.

Of course, I could be wrong, but that is the impression I get when we hear from him or about him.

He is just a brilliant guy, and no amount of money could replace him and that is before we talk about his football skills.

He is the personification of Spurs. It is not just about winning, but the way that you win it.

 

[Original # 10]

Bale would miss his Mum too much if he went abroad.
We know Levy wont sell to EPL

So unless Wrexham or Newport County are planning something earth shattering, I'm at ease on the situation

 

[jedimonkey]

Someone needs to get Gareth down to the funfair so he can use the Zoltar Speaks machine from Big.

 

[southlondonyiddo]

400m for a new stadium and you can take the boy, otherwise, do one

 

[Achap]

Elephants actually have extremely sensitive vaginas.

You're not kidding!!! They make enough noise to wake half the Zoo Keepers when you're putting it in!

 

[markt]

Bale is just all round quality. He has the talent but without all the crap that comes with players like Suarez (although I would have him at spurs in an instant). It is rare for people of his talent to have as much humility as he does.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

If he asks to leave, then the fee will be more realistic, and theres not much Levy can do about it. We sold Modders for 25m ish. 40m would see Bale on his way.

I thought it was £33m plus addons? I've just had a quick look and can see figures ranging from £30m to £35m but no mention of £25m.

 

[bigpalacios]

Get city to swap their cl spot for his awards, they might see it as a good deal because they usually buy their trophies.

 

[RichSpur58]

You're just all sunshine and candy floss aren't you?

No, just calling a spade a spade. When was the last time we kept a top player through his prime?

 

[matthew.absurdum]

Can we swap for a PL title instead?