Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Chelsea thread

[riggi]

This is @riggi

Blonde hair and ye!

 

[ERO]

I can understand the poor stereotyping, but at the same time, men and women bump and grind all the time, it would actually be more odd if she didn't sleep with anyone, she's hot, there are hot players, she has a vagina, and they have penises, its biology. The problem lies with shaming her if she did sleep with a player, that's were the erroneous double standards come in, with women being "sluts" for sleeping with someone and men get a high five. But there is no way a player did not at least try to beat cheeks with her, she's way to fine

Not really though. Doctors who sleep with their patients are rarely high fived, are they?

 

[TheBlueRooster]

Come on, do people really believe this? She's a woman at a football club so she must have been sleeping with some of the players?

I think it might be in John Terry's contract.

 

[Shadydan]

Yeah, that must be the reason. I wonder who Jon Fearn slept with...

Graham Rix

 

[Misfit]

This thread has turned into the letters and stories section of a bongo mag all of a sudden.

 

[Danners9]

Haha
http://www.thefa.com/news/governance/2015/nov/one-match-stadium-suspension-for-jose-mourinho

Following an Independent Regulatory Commission hearing today, Jose Mourinho has been given a one-match stadium suspension with immediate effect and fined £40,000.

 

[newbie]

Looks like he has lost the dressing room for sure.

Very much doubt he'll still be in charge by the time we play them in the league, which is a shame

http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/mobile/?articleID=2000181354&story_title=Chelsea player says he’d rather lose than win for manager Jose Mourinho/sports/

Did you see Eden hazards stats vs continuo def looked like something was up. The third goal was so not Chelsea no one seemed to care.

 

[newbie]

Agree, more likely that the players were friends with her and the treatment she received from Jose just made them look at him in a new light.

Chivalry can be strong in men

I would think if he treated her that Badly he has proberly been the same with a lot of the players.

 

[newbie]

TBF I have spoken to someone in the past about a previous scandal at that club and I have been told the whole club has lied giving out false info(basically smearing the person's reputation) to "prove" the clubs innocence

Remember the air rifle incident with a youth player and Ashley cole

 

[millsey]

I think my boss summed it up quite well - she said that so-called "winners" like Mourinho are often bad losers and when things aren't going so well, he gets sulky and negative, which rubs off on his players. The "anyone's fault but mine" attitude he has leads to the players blaming each other and there's a poisonous atmosphere in the squad, which shows on the pitch at the moment, their heads have gone. Mourinho doesn't seem to know how to deal with failure and motivate the players to turn it around, which is a huge problem for Chelsea at the moment. Which is hilarious.

Agree. It's like a bully now being bullied

 

[nicdic]

Remember the air rifle incident with a youth player and Ashley cole

Wasn't a youth player, was a kid on work experience.

 

[beats1]

Wasn't a youth player, was a kid on work experience.

Yea I think Newbie mixed up the smoke grenade in the dressing room with the Air Rifle incident or the knife in the dressing room when the youth coach said it must have been a "contractor"

It is amazing how shitty of a club that place is

 

[newbie]

Wasn't a youth player, was a kid on work experience.

Well that makes it ok lol

 

[newbie]

Yea I think Newbie mixed up the smoke grenade in the dressing room with the Air Rifle incident or the knife in the dressing room when the youth coach said it must have been a "contractor"

It is amazing how shitty of a club that place is

Easy mistake to make lol

Years a go at work I used to hear the same story fairly regularly proberly 2001-2006 (not sure how long a go but you will get the picture) from random customers who came in.

Last night I saw john terry taking a piss in the corner (then night club name) prob early heard this 3 times at least.

And last night I was taking a piss and john terry came in the toilet with his mates and kicked me out (leave your imagination to guess why that happened)

These story's were all from the mouths of drunks but the same name always cropped up.

 

[thebenjamin]

Even worse than that I'd say.

I heard something from one of the youth coaches at Chelsea at the weekend, in terms of whats going on behind the scenes.

It isn't one person that doesn't want to win for Jose, but more like 5/6 first teamers are all in the same boat.

Now, whilst this sounds like something from eastenders, or even worse, by all accounts the doctor that got the sack had been having 'relations' with quite a few of the players, apparently 5 or 6 first teamers.

Now, I'm not sure what relations these were, maybe happy endings off the back of the treatment table, but either way, the players are making a stand against Jose and are throwing things away, or in essence not trying.

Maybe that was the reason for getting rid of the doc in the first place...

Still, I'll be having a giggle and I just hope the rot is still there for the 29th of this Month!

If she was having a romantic relationship with a player and the club found out she'd be fired immediately for breach of contract and would likely never work in football again, so I very much doubt anything of that nature occurred.

 

[Mustard]

This cringey wanker!!

This is why the time limit on abortions should be extended to 23 years.

 

[Shanks]

If she was having a romantic relationship with a player and the club found out she'd be fired immediately for breach of contract and would likely never work in football again, so I very much doubt anything of that nature occurred.

Goes on loads fella, lot more than just that.

 

[hugrr]

José's apparently going to be sacked this Saturday.

 

[Misfit]

Goes on loads fella, lot more than just that.

People in the workplace knocking boots? Yep. In this case though, considering she's taking action against the club, it would be the easiest thing for them to then make this known.

Unless we're now expected to believe that CFC has a certain amount of discretion or class and in that case this story would go from highly improbable to jumping the shark.

 

[Shanks]

Seems it may have been more of a doc/patient, welol liked rather than ploughing them!