Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Chelsea thread

[dontcallme]

Them getting Jose back would be hilarious.

 

[Trent Crimm]

So pleased to see them struggle like United. Just need Liverpool to come unstuck

I want all the clubs at their very best. And still beat them. I don’t want the “you only won shit cause the rest were bleeding”. Thrown at us. Winning a fair fight is better than the oppo.

 

[NickHSpurs]

They’ve also purchased some players who seem like proper pricks who will believe their own hype. Imagine someone like Jackson when they don’t quality for Europe, he’ll want out immediately and he’s bang average.

 

[Nebby]

I want all the clubs at their very best. And still beat them. I don’t want the “you only won shit cause the rest were bleeding”. Thrown at us. Winning a fair fight is better than the oppo.

But it is nice to see United and Chelsea in such a state, isn’t it? Such a shame John Terry doesn’t do punditry, because watching Keane and Neville fall to pieces each week is an absolute joy.

 

[Trent Crimm]

But it is nice to see United and Chelsea in such a state, isn’t it? Such a shame John Terry doesn’t do punditry, because watching Keane and Neville fall to pieces each week is an absolute joy.

Oh totally. I love it. Esp CFC.

 

[elfy]

All opinions and stuff but for me my respect for him went when he took the chelsea job, he always said he’d never manage Barca because of Espnayol so what’s the difference now it’s us and chelsea, he knows the rivalry between us two.

I remember the positive times he brought back here but you don’t join chelsea if you love Tottenham.

I dont get this logic, Espanyol was his team. He spent pretty much his entire career with them, so it's pretty obvious why he feels a loyalty to them so that he wouldn't join their fiercest rivals.

We are just a club he managed. Sure, I hope he feels an affinity to us but he doesn't owe us the same loyalty. Especially after we snubbed him coming back.

Chelsea are our rivals, not him. Personally, I dont think any less of him for going there. Granted, I hope he gets those fucks relegated out of the football league, but I still appreciate what he did for us when he was here.

 

[tony0379]

 

[Colonel_Klinck]

Some of the Chelsea You Tube channels are calling for Jose

I heard the words "a proper gaffer, not that hipster at Brighton, not Frank's, Kompany, a proper gaffer"..

Jose to Chelsea and Conte to ManU for the perfect Xmas present

 

[newbie]

Jose to Chelsea and Conte to ManU for the perfect Xmas present

best x MAs present will be keeping there managers longer

 

[Twizzle]

Its Christmas moring in Australia, what a nice result to wake up to

 

[Colonel_Klinck]

best x MAs present will be keeping there managers longer

I know what you mean but Conte would be a disaster at ManU and I have several ManU mates and seeing them when the implosion beginnings would be joyous.

 

[jolsnogross]

Can't be having that Sterling miss with 3 vs the keeper at Wolves. Comedy gold. Poch should've just subbed him off there and then.

 

[Misfit]

Some of the Chelsea You Tube channels are calling for Jose

I heard the words "a proper gaffer, not that hipster at Brighton, not Frank's, Kompany, a proper gaffer"..

If they somehow do get him, would his inevitable 3rd sacking set a record?

 

[talkshowhost86]

If they somehow do get him, would his inevitable 3rd sacking set a record?

If they sack Poch and appoint Mourinho then I hope they are ready for Nuno in 2 years time

 

[talkshowhost86]

Can't be having that Sterling miss with 3 vs the keeper at Wolves. Comedy gold. Poch should've just subbed him off there and then.

He's properly terrible now.

And he managed to get himself suspended by diving.

What a day.

 

[Metalhead]

I don’t think they would I do t think he would! When you manage at the top it must be hard to start again at the bottom end, no disrespect to Bournemouth. They are a great club run very well.


He loves a rant

I always think his a bit of a Xxxx!

also Poch is only responsible for 18 of the games this year!

I did think Bournemouth and obviously they are more than happy with their coach but yes, I suppose that Poch does/has aspired to coach at the top level and the ceiling is bound to be lower at Palace but I guess there's what you want and there's what works for you.

 

[Metalhead]

If they sack Poch and appoint Mourinho then I hope they are ready for Nuno in 2 years time

Steve Bruce would be the dream.

 

[UncleBuck]

Can't be having that Sterling miss with 3 vs the keeper at Wolves. Comedy gold. Poch should've just subbed him off there and then.

I just can’t stand the bloke, week on week, dive after dive, bloke is an utter embarrassment to his profession and I can’t believe more hasn’t been made of his antics in the media.

 

[tony0379]

Pochettino without Kane is just an Argentinian David Moyes.

 

[JerryGarcia]

It’s not unreasonable to say that if we hadn’t capitulated against them, we could be top of the league and they could be in or just above the relegation zone. Not saying we would have stayed top or anything like that but going into the new year we easily could have been. It’s irrelevant at the end of the day but fine bloody margins! Here’s hoping that 2024 is even worse for Chelsea than 2023!