Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[Sum Monsterism]

over at Rawk, catching up on their opinions of the demi-God that was Suarez, until the weekend.

"What a stupid player he is. He'd rather move to Arsenal who have won fuck all for ages and are in real danger of dropping out of the champions and probably sign a 5 year contract which will price him out of moving to an internationally competitive team till he's thirty rather than wait a year see if we're in the champions league or then have a greater chance of moving to a proper internationally competitive team due to his price tag falling as he would only have two years left."

 

[Sum Monsterism]

"If the goofy prick wants Champions League football then he might as well go to Celtic. Got the same chance of winning the fucking thing.

Dickhead."

 

[dspursusa]

Where is the stamp on Parker?? (that was him right, I am not making that up?!) The guy is vicious, he is almost Barton-esque but tries to hide it all... he is a cheat beyond measure and if it wasn't for the fact that he is a bloody good player he would be villified in the league like many of the other thugs.

The issue is of course the mentality of sport in the South-American countries is that cheating is an acceptable part of the game, just don't get caught and this conflicts with the a northern European mentality.

Shame, good player in there, but vile footballer (not going to comment on how he is outside of the game as I certainly don't know).

This isn't even half of it - he really has to be the biggest scumbag in the world of football right now.

I haven't "hated" Arsenal in a long time - feel sorry for them a bit even - but if he joins them my hate factor will explode again.

 

[gilzeantheking]

He really doesn't seem to like Parker or Ivanovich much. The stamp on Distin's achilles makes me cringe every time I see it.

 

[bomberH]

Wow. Christian Purslow (former Liverpool chief executive) is currently on SSN and he just said 'why would we sell Suarez to Arsenal, they're the team most likely to finish 4th and we're the team most likely to finish 5th'.

Really Christian, really.

 

[Spursking]

Wow. Christian Purslow (former Liverpool chief executive) is currently on SSN and he just said 'why would we sell Suarez to Arsenal, they're the team most likely to finish 4th and we're the team most likely to finish 5th'.

Really Christian, really.

Remember that the people at Liverpool don't have much sense for football.

 

[WalkerboyUK]

Wow. Christian Purslow (former Liverpool chief executive) is currently on SSN and he just said 'why would we sell Suarez to Arsenal, they're the team most likely to finish 4th and we're the team most likely to finish 5th'.

Really Christian, really.

Well that's fine isn't it, as we're finishing 3rd......

 

[WalkerboyUK]

Also surprised no-one has mentioned the photo doing the rounds on Twitter at the moment, with Suarez leaving training in tears after BR laid into him......

 

[13VanDerBale13]

Also surprised no-one has mentioned the photo doing the rounds on Twitter at the moment, with Suarez leaving training in tears after BR laid into him......

i saw a video of that i think on ssn, with him banging the steering wheel as he was driving lol

 

[Chinaspur]

Wow. Christian Purslow (former Liverpool chief executive) is currently on SSN and he just said 'why would we sell Suarez to Arsenal, they're the team most likely to finish 4th and we're the team most likely to finish 5th'.

Really Christian, really.

I read that and thought: "wow he has a low opinion of Moyes!"

 

[hughy]

Wow. Christian Purslow (former Liverpool chief executive) is currently on SSN and he just said 'why would we sell Suarez to Arsenal, they're the team most likely to finish 4th and we're the team most likely to finish 5th'.

Really Christian, really.

That's a bit harsh on United. I know there's been a lot of upheaval with the managerial switch, but to say they'll finish as low as 6th is taking it a bit far.

 

[gilzeantheking]

Football Babble ‏@FootballBabble_

7m​

The awkward moment when you realise Liverpool spent £133,800,000 (since 2008) on this XI. Shocking business.

 

[Wellspurs]

The guy's a fucking liability

I could see him doing something really nasty, like ending someone's career

Yeah Brendan Rogers?

 

[Marty]

Football Babble ‏@FootballBabble_

7m​

The awkward moment when you realise Liverpool spent £133,800,000 (since 2008) on this XI. Shocking business.

I actually had to google Poulsen (sen, not son) to remember than Christian Poulsen actually played for them. Normally a midfielder but what the hell, it's still an unbelievably bad team for that kind of money.

 

[SlunkSoma]

i saw a video of that i think on ssn, with him banging the steering wheel as he was driving lol

Is that for real? That has made my day if so.

 

[13VanDerBale13]

Is that for real? That has made my day if so.

Ye lol, it was on SSN whilst carra & Neville were in the studio.



EDIT: So he wasn't actually 'banging it', but still funny

 

[coopsy13]

When I saw it in Ssn he looked like he's was drumming the steering wheel, like to a song, as a opposed to banging it in anger... However I don't think Ssn would let that get in the way of a story

 

[RichieS]

When I saw it in Ssn he looked like he's was drumming the steering wheel, like to a song, as a opposed to banging it in anger... However I don't think Ssn would let that get in the way of a story

That is definitely what's going on.

 

[Sum Monsterism]

anyone got a linky to the video of suarez banging/drumming? pleeease

 

[Mattspur]

anyone got a linky to the video of suarez banging/drumming? pleeease

Look behiiiiiiind you.