Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[King of Otters]

They basically have to beat Newcastle at home on the first day because they might not pick up any more points in the next six.

West Ham are weird in that they are capable of picking up points against much better teams (particularly us).

They’ll probably be posting bragging screenshots of the league table again by September before resuming their annual slide towards the relegation zone by Xmas.

 

[Marty]

West Ham are weird in that they are capable of picking up points against much better teams (particularly us).

They’ll probably be posting bragging screenshots of the league table again by September before resuming their annual slide towards the relegation zone by Xmas.

Yes having said that I fully expect them to tonk Arsenal, us and Chelsea and take a point off Liverpool too. It would be WHAM in a nutshell.

 

[Nine while nine]

Let's see how West Ham fared in last season's corresponding fixtures of their first seven games:

Newcastle H - lost 2-3
Arsenal A - lost 1-0
Wolves H - lost 0-2
Leicester A - lost 4-1
Spurs A - lost 2-0
Man City H - lost 0-5
Liverpool A - lost 3-2



The forecast on KUMB?

 

[Hakkz]

Looking at West Hams fixtures Moyes will be sacked by November.

The funny thing about that it would mean that Moyes still wouldn't have lasted a full year at a club since Everton.

 

[TheChosenOne]

You need to see the reply ..

 

[L-man]

 

[Oscar22]

I know that feeling, its similar for me and the Ferrari I’ve been wanting.

 

[L-man]

 

[RickyVilla]

 

[mark87]

Don't worry Mark, you have an international break you can look forward to with Eng.....oh wait.

 

[ernie78]

This response

 

[sausage]

Somehow it didn't surprise me that his name is in caps lock. He's like a pensioner trapped in a footballer's body.

 

[matthew.absurdum]

No matter how you dislike Levy or ENIC, they will never be as bad as Gold and Sullivan

 

[Cornpattbuck]

Who is Grady Diang and how is he worth almost £20m?

 

[sausage]

Who is Grady Diang and how is he worth almost £20m?

Winger who spent last season on loan at WBA and did very well. Supposed to be a real talent.

 

[WePlayWednesday]

Winger who spent last season on loan at WBA and did very well. Supposed to be a real talent.

Wow... Things at Wet Spam must be worse than we thought. Choosing the midlands over the bright light of London... Club captain openly angry... happy days #COYS!

 

[riggi]

 

[Shadydan]

West Ham West Hamming like they've never West Hammed before.

 

[King of Otters]

No matter how you dislike Levy or ENIC, they will never be as bad as Gold and Sullivan

Damning with extremely faint praise there, matthew.

 

[nailsy]

He could have saved a few characters by just typing "As captain of this football club I’m gutted, angry and sad"