Next Manager Watch

[Archibald&Crooks]

Week 10:

It's getting unbearable. Not only has the circle almost completed it's third cycle of the same posts and arguments for and against about each manager or cyber candidate, but the same posters seem to have discovered the copy & paste function, which has left anyone with any remaining vestiges of sanity contemplating running in circles around the thread with a great big dildo strapped to their foreheads whilst singing 'Nellie the Elephant'..................

New to the thread has been the arguing about interview process, how that is conducted exactly the same/differently in football, at Tesco's or even at Bob's painting & decorating services in Southend. Although the brief freshness and amusement initially provided has now faded somewhat and normal people have now stopped eating popcorn whilst watching it unfold to inserting kernels of Butterkist up their bumholes.

We await with baited breath to see what pointless and insignificant angle the great unwashed will find to bicker about next and we're even taking bets about it in the mod forum, one theory is actually the colour of a candidates car. Personally it wouldn't surprise me if it were related to fruitbats and wether or not they actually do look like vampires.

It's left me feeling like going around the resident thread idiots addicts, grabbing them by their ears and shaking their heads, just to see if SC's theory is right and nothing rattles in there. I fight this urge by stabbing myself in the testicles with drawing pins and my one small comfort is the existence of cake.

Dear Tottenham Hotspur..........In the name of all that's holy would you please save us, please, please, please give someone, anyone the job.

 

[aussiespursguy]

I have heard big Ange drives a Holden Maloo Ute, Black in colour to honor his Australian roots. That is a big win in my books.

 

[PaulThurston]

Week 10:

It's getting unbearable. Not only has the circle almost completed it's third cycle of the same posts and arguments for and against about each manager or cyber candidate, but the same posters seem to have discovered the copy & paste function, which has left anyone with any remaining vestiges of sanity contemplating running in circles around the thread with a great big dildo strapped to their foreheads whilst singing 'Nellie the Elephant'..................

New to the thread has been the arguing about interview process, how that is conducted exactly the same/differently in football, at Tesco's or even at Bob's painting & decorating services in Southend. Although the brief freshness and amusement initially provided has now faded somewhat and normal people have now stopped eating popcorn whilst watching it unfold to inserting kernels of Butterkist up their bumholes.

We await with baited breath to see what pointless and insignificant angle the great unwashed will find to bicker about next and we're even taking bets about it in the mod forum, one theory is actually the colour of a candidates car. Personally it wouldn't surprise me if it were related to fruitbats and wether or not they actually do look like vampires.

It's left me feeling like going around the resident thread idiots addicts, grabbing them by their ears and shaking their heads, just to see if SC's theory is right and nothing rattles in there. I fight this urge by stabbing myself in the testicles with drawing pins and my one small comfort is the existence of cake.

Dear Tottenham Hotspur..........In the name of all that's holy would you please save us, please, please, please give someone, anyone the job.

Hmm. Cake. Who's he currently managing? Is he on the list?

 

[Ghost Hardware]

Just seen this pop up on tyc here

https://www.tycsports.com/premier-l...ier-league-candidato-entrenador-id503567.html

Not sure it needs translating or has been posted yet.

Well good thing Levy doesn’t think he’s good enough

 

[Impspur1]

He went to De School.

That tickled me

 

[he is you know!]

I have heard big Ange drives a Holden Maloo Ute, Black in colour to honor his Australian roots. That is a big win in my books.

I suppose he keeps it out back......

 

[felmani26]

Well good think Levy doesn’t think he’s good enough

Might well make us covet Gallardo more if Chelsea are sniffing around considering how reactive our board are.

 

[Ghost Hardware]

Only disappointing if you believe the list is 100% accurate.

Normally I’d agree but this is Levy we are talking about, how many players in Enic’s tenure have we brought directly from South America? I’m fairly certain they have zero clue about the leagues over there. I’m not even sure we have scouts working there, at the very least I’m sure we didn’t pre Paratici. There is no justifiable reason for putting Postecoglou and Slot on the list and not Gallardo. The only assumption would be Levy thinking the Argentinian league was a farmers league which couldn’t be further from the truth as in fact it is much more similar in style to the PL than many European leagues.

I truly hope you’re right and we aren’t that ignorant of world football to dismiss one of the best candidates out there purely because he managed in Argentina but I honestly bet we are.

 

[Ghost Hardware]

Might well make us covet Gallardo more if Chelsea are sniffing around considering how reactive our board are.

Here’s hoping bud

 

[jay2040]

Can anyone tell me what de zerbi did prior to Brighton? I think his time there is too short to put much stock in and he had string foundations to build on

i think Area Manager at Papa Johns!

 

[Beni]

Just seen this pop up on tyc here

https://www.tycsports.com/premier-l...ier-league-candidato-entrenador-id503567.html

Not sure it needs translating or has been posted yet.

I would absolutely be gutted if Chelsea got Gallardo

 

[NickHSpurs]

Just had some ITK that this thread will double in size before we announce.

 

[cliff jones]

We get to 3000 pages before we actually announce…………



Mason

 

[Metalhead]

I have heard big Ange drives a Holden Maloo Ute, Black in colour to honor his Australian roots. That is a big win in my books.

I can't understand why A&C is losing his shit over some of these posts.

 

[For the love of Spurs]

I just don’t want another coach who thinks he’s doing us a favour by being here, like we’re a charity case. If Nagelsmann thinks he’s only entitled to PSG or Chelsea-level jobs then it’s probably just not a good fit here if those don’t work out and he ends up coming somewhat reluctantly.

it’s a fair point. The sad thing is Naglesmann is more of a ‘’progressive’’ coach than a Tuchel, Conte or Jose. He is well suited to building so if he now has that mentality of only wanting elite sides I think he is poorer for it.

 

[EastUpperDK82]

I have heard big Ange drives a Holden Maloo Ute, Black in colour to honor his Australian roots. That is a big win in my books.

Might be worth mentioning in his CV

 

[Archibald-CPH]

Was it Arnesen who appointed Slot? Arnesen has a good history - like Big Martin Jol

 

[Albertbarich]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYp6QKGw/


I like this kid, I've no idea if he is talking bollocks but he seems to somewhat know his stuff and it's an interesting take either way on Slot.

 

[longtimespur]

Week 10:

It's getting unbearable. Not only has the circle almost completed it's third cycle of the same posts and arguments for and against about each manager or cyber candidate, but the same posters seem to have discovered the copy & paste function, which has left anyone with any remaining vestiges of sanity contemplating running in circles around the thread with a great big dildo strapped to their foreheads whilst singing 'Nellie the Elephant'..................

New to the thread has been the arguing about interview process, how that is conducted exactly the same/differently in football, at Tesco's or even at Bob's painting & decorating services in Southend. Although the brief freshness and amusement initially provided has now faded somewhat and normal people have now stopped eating popcorn whilst watching it unfold to inserting kernels of Butterkist up their bumholes.

We await with baited breath to see what pointless and insignificant angle the great unwashed will find to bicker about next and we're even taking bets about it in the mod forum, one theory is actually the colour of a candidates car. Personally it wouldn't surprise me if it were related to fruitbats and wether or not they actually do look like vampires.

It's left me feeling like going around the resident thread idiots addicts, grabbing them by their ears and shaking their heads, just to see if SC's theory is right and nothing rattles in there. I fight this urge by stabbing myself in the testicles with drawing pins and my one small comfort is the existence of cake.

Dear Tottenham Hotspur..........In the name of all that's holy would you please save us, please, please, please give someone, anyone the job.

I hope you were erect at the time and penetrating.

 

[spursfan77]

Just had some ITK that this thread will double in size before we announce.

I said the same on approx page 600…..but I think you might be closer to the truth. This is going to run until June I would think.