Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

[Ionman34]

Christ this has gone up 40 pages since this morning. Anything I need to know or do I have to wade through it all?

Wade through it Bruv, the last 40 pages are absolute Gold.

 

[rez9000]

I've changed my avatar, but what's so special about Dale? I always preferred Chip...

 

[kthwlsn]

I'm firmly in the cult of Bowie but have changed my avatar for 24hrs To the cult of Bale make it happen oh bald one

If I had the photoshop skills to put the Aladdin Sane makeup on GB for you I would.

 

[tiger666]

So if I change my pic to Carol Vorderman will I finally get on with her?

 

[Lily White Lady]

Can’t believe I actually changed it. I’m not usually a ‘joiner’...

 

[sausage]

So if I change my pic to Carol Vorderman will I finally get on with her?

I hope that's not how this works

 

[ziggy]

So if I change my pic to Carol Vorderman will I finally get on with her?

No , she's mine

 

[tiger666]

I hope that's not how this works

You have a surprise waiting for you upstairs.

 

[Frozen_Waffles]

I'm in.... Let's goooo!

Edit - wrong thread

 

[sausage]

You have a surprise waiting for you upstairs.

Someone'll have to keep Pace.



Potentially a very niche joke, isn't it?

 

[Wizzy77]

I'm in.... Let's goooo!

Edit - wrong thread

BURN HIM!!!!!!!

 

[tiger666]

I'm in.... Let's goooo!

Edit - wrong thread

Ban this guy.

 

[cunn1ngstunt]

So if I change my pic to Carol Vorderman will I finally get on with her?

Have you fallen out with her ?

 

[tiger666]

Have you fallen out with her ?

I've been wanting to fall in to her for years.

 

[zonbon32]

Tried to resist but you mad bastards have drawn me in

 

[DiVaio]

 

[Metalhead]

Can’t believe I actually changed it. I’m not usually a ‘joiner’...

Fair play though, this is something a bit special!

 

[WannaDanceWithUdogie]

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

Excuse me for missing this in traffic of posts but...

Is it outside the realms of possibility that we’ve agreed to sigh Reguilon with a buy back clause as an incentive for Real in exchange of them helping us fund Bale?

 

[Metalhead]

I wouldn’t be surprised if the Everton owner is willing to offer him the earth.