Sexting Manager

[danielneeds]

Guess the manager then? Pards odds on favourite, although the article does mention his team winning, so odds lengthen...

 

[thinktank]

Please be klopp.

 

[Col_M]

Please be klopp.

Please plese plese be Klopp

 

[Spurrific]

Bound to be Martinez. If you go to a Jason Derulo concert - you definitely sext on the regs

 

[hughy]

Van Gaal. He's a catch...

 

[Dougal]

Ranieri...

 

[DanielCHillier]

Bound to be Martinez. If you go to a Jason Derulo concert - you definitely sext on the regs

Says he asked for naked pics as a reward for his team winning so can't be Martinez.

 

[twoshedspete]

 

[danielneeds]

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I thought he got a divorce last year?

 

[Colonel_Klinck]

As long as it isn't Poch it will be funny as fuck. Klopp would be my fav if I could choose.

 

[easley91]

Ranieri to add to his cheating players?

 

[Soi Yid]

Please be Arsene.

 

[yankspurs]

Ranieri or Arsene please. Or Klopp.

 

[whitelanefever]

Big Sam.. getting jiggy.. it would be hilarious.. probably Pardew.. if it's something that happened earlier in the season, has to be the creep Rodgers

 

[UpTownSpur]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/7099213/Premier-League-boss-cheating-on-wife.html

There's a couple of clues in there indicating it's almost certainly Pardew.

 

[@Bobby__Lucky]

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/7099213/Premier-League-boss-cheating-on-wife.html

There's a couple of clues in there indicating it's almost certainly Pardew.

What clues?

was very vague to me.. Only clue was really "im at the Mill" i just googles training grounds and none seem to be known officially as Mill anywhere in title?

Hope its Ranieri and it comes out soon

 

[Danners9]

In Cardiff there's a nice restaurant called Ten Mill Lane, and their manager has had chants of 'he shags who he wants' for years.

Hmm, does say Prem.. But could they mean someone who once managed in the Prem?

Giggs also gets that chant. Pardew is the obvious choice though, and has previous..

 

[UpTownSpur]

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What clues?

was very vague to me.. Only clue was really "im at the Mill" i just googles training grounds and none seem to be known officially as Mill anywhere in title?

Hope its Ranieri and it comes out soon

This is the biggest one:

Fans already subject him to regular terrace taunts of: “He shags who he wants.”

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=pardew he shags who he wants&oq=pardew he shags who he wants&aqs=chrome..69i57.14413j0j4&client=tablet-android-lenovo&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

And it's definitely a native English speaker and it just sounds like Pardew. "Silly cow" is something you can imagine him saying. Plus the "famous Madame" died on 21/12/2015 and Palace's next game was away to Bournemouth.

 

[Sandros Shiny Head]

Blatantly Bilic

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

I've been doing some sleuthing, spent hours weighing upo the pros and cons, sifting through anything I could glean from the article, pondered, mulled, cogitated, speculated and surmised. After all that, i've decided Aston Villa aren't involved

But during the course of my investigations I came up with the following list of clubs whose managers this could conceivably be......

Spurs
Bournemouth
Watford
Crystal Palace
West Ham
Liverpool
Southampton
Everton
Norwich

From that list you can rule out the following because of the language used in the texts......

Spurs
Watford
West Ham
Liverpool
Southampton
and probably Everton

Which leaves

Bournemouth
Crystal Palace
Norwich

From that list you can rule out

Norwich City

Because their manager is too fucking ugly, speculation of course, money and fame can make anyone moist.

Which leaves

Alan Pardew
Eddie Howe

I'm going for Pardew because he looks the type.

Which means it blatantly Eddie Howe