This football gods thing rings so true, admittedly they're a much better team than us atm but whilst we're having a massive injury crisis their best players seem fucking invincible.
It wouldn't surprise me if Salah has woken up the find that the football gods have gifted him a third leg or a pair of fucking wings whilst he slept.
****s.
Third legs do exist. I’ve got one myself. Mates call me tripod.