grand slam sunday ...
No this isn't a thread about Valentines Day but shaping up to be one of the most important 'super sundays' for us for many a year.
Man City vs Spurs
Arsenal vs Leicester
With the fixtures before this game being kind for us and with Man City playing Leicester the weekend before, this set of fixtures could be season defining.
Sorry love, football's more important.
Won't be that defining if we don't do well in the previous matches. I'll hold off thinking about that matchday until we've played the games before.
I'm a shit romantic though.I think this thread could do with some advice from @Shanks. He's the SC expert on anything marriage related.
Well I'll redress the balance by saying that Valentines Day is nothing but a cynical load of bollocks designed to manipulate men out of money.
Luckily my missus kind of agrees, but I'll just take her and the little'un out the night before to sweeten the deal.
The best way to deal with the whole romance/football scenario is to do both at the same time.
I've mentioned this before but basically I had sex doggie style whilst watching Spurs v Wimbledon on the box (not her box obviously, though that would've been friggin' awesome). We had an agreement that I'd try and bolt at the same time Spurs scored. I got myself to that stage where you can pretty much cum at any second if needed, then carried on slowly (and quickly) waiting for the breakthrough. We ended up scoring late in the first half and I managed to finish within seconds of the goal while I was cheering from behind. I don't know why this happened, it was always a thing of mine that I wanted to cum at the same time Spurs scored a goal and it's not really practical to do so at WHL, so my missus at the time said she'd do it for a giggle. The only downside was that I basically came to a close up of Darren Anderton's long smiling face as it was him who scored. The next few times i came I had visions of Anderton smiling, as will anyone reading this now.
it was always a thing of mine that I wanted to cum at the same time Spurs scored a goal and it's not really practical to do so at WHL.