- Feb 1, 2005
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He's celebrating this morning by riding on an Ostrich around his neighbourhood, naked except for a stetson, a nipple clamp on a chain attached to a cock ring and a bright yellow feather stuck up his bum whilst playing Daddy Cool by Boney M loudly. Why wouldn't you.
Later, we've arranged for him to visit the exclusive 'Biscuit Club' where three albino 'short persons' will dance erotically on his chest wearing glam rock wigs, high heels and fishnets whilst touching themselves suggestively and forcing soggy rich tea biscuits up his japs and then sucking them out with a straw.
The lucky bastard.
So join us in wishing biscuit boy a very………
Happy Birthday!
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