The first press conference

[Jamturk]

Listening Talkshite the Portugeezer correspondent mentioned about the first press conference being crucual for AVB going forward.

With this in mind what questions do you think will be fired at him and what in your view would be the best response?

I'll kick off

After Harry Redknapp taking the team to 4th,5th and 4th what in your opinion will be a successful season?

What have you learnt from the mistakes you made at Chelsea?

 

[mrbrightside73]

Have you seen the new kit??

 

[Kingellesar]

Why is the AVP series so bad?

Serious question though - How much of a **** was John Terry?

 

[nav007_2000]

Did Terry try it on with your mrs?

 

[Kingellesar]

This is British journalists we are talking about though, it will be pointless questions, which no one really cares about, they will write down loads and it will end up as:

AVB HATES CHELSEA AND WANTS REVENGE AND HE THINKS TOTTENHAM WILL WIN PREMIER LEAGUE WITH EASE

When in fact he will most likely say "I don't want to talk about Chelsea, I have moved on, I am happy for their success but I am now focused on challenging for the Premier League with Tottenham".

 

[Donki]

Actually this will be so important for us an AVB (if it's him), he can't come across the same way or he will be in for more of the same he had before. The only real time he will get to prove himself is when the season kicks off, it's going to be a very long summer.

 

[kaz Hirai]

Talkshite said we will be the laughing stock of the League when we announce he is our manager

 

[InOffMeLeftShin]

Talkshite said we will be the laughing stock of the League when we announce he is our manager

They can laugh at us all they want and not take us seriously. Fine by me.

 

[JimmyG2]

Would like Spurs to provide you with a folding chair,
in the club colours obviously, to sit on for touchline duties?
That crouching will play havoc with your knees in later life.

Has Harry left you any tactical advice in your desk drawer
or are you a 'Go on and run about a bit'man?

 

[StartingPrice]

If Roman Abrahmovich was stood in front of you, his legs quite far apart as he wanted to scratch his arse and needed to get right down in the crevice (don't billionaires pay someone to do this type of thang for them?), and the opportunity arose, would you like to give him a hefty kick in the gonads?

 

[Spursking]

Do you have a good sense of that a good team is? At FC Porto you already had a good team, and less competition. What do you think about that?

 

[only1waddle]

In a previous life you looked like Frank Spencer of 1970s sitcom fame on the touchline, was this just a phase or will it be a permanent look?

 

[mil1lion]

We don't do press conferences because we dont give a shit about the press or their conferences.

If we did do one however I woulkd imagine,

"Andre Villas Boas, you look a lot like Laurent Blanc, explain?"

 

[The Lilywhites]

Are you going to change your look and buy a new coat?

 

[Montasura]

"Mr Villash Boash, do you know Mr JJetset? Have you seen any evidence of acqayid's meltdown? Can you confirm Ryan's info that Remy is arriving on the 10th at 6.37pm? Can you confirm 1000% that you are taking over otherwise you will be banned? Have you noticed a mahoosive curled up turd in your office with love from A&C stamped on the side...and....would you like this goat to work as your assistant?"

 

[Armstrong_11]

"when you do number 2, do you sit or squat?"

 

[tototoner]

hope he isn't wearing that ridiculous overcoat that is neither a raincoat or a jacket, also hope someone has had a word about his squatting

 

[tobi]

How long will it be before a journalist uses the word flop?

I'll go for two minutes.

 

[camaj]

As long as he flashes us his oyster card, he's okay by me. Not because Gross did it, but it means he won't be winding his window down to talk to Sky Sports.

 

[Leo]

I was interviewed on ssn on wednesday outside the lane and one of the questions they asked me was do you think he will learn from his mistakes? I said I hoped he'd be less cagey them and try and be a bit more pally but they didn't show that bit, I also said to expect an announcement next week and in and they cut that bit too but then in ian boltons report he said avb could be appointed as early as next week according to his sources. Cheeky twat.