Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

[lraft]

Catching up here so sorry if been mentioned. Shirt numbers for the ??????? & ??

 

[Matrix]

Embarrassing, some very bitter little men in the media

Yesterday they asked the twat names Upson if Bale would sigh and he gave a firm “No“. Goon

 

[easley91]

Switch on SSN and it's all Thiago. I assume this will change from 5pm?

 

[morriss]

Switch on SSN and it's all Thiago. I assume this will change from 5pm?

Hope so. But fair play bindippers, world class, in his prime, for f all cash.
Anyway, Bale.

 

[Snarfalicious]

I’m personally hoping the announcement video is the scene from Titanic where Rose (played by Daniel Levy), is on the door in the water and let’s Jack (played here by Bale) go after he became a popsicle. Rose’s face is replaced with Levy’s and after he lets Bale go and he says “come back” he reappears from the water wearing a full kit. Somewhere in this scene the Titanic sinking is shown, and on the side of the sinking ship is our beloved cockerel.

 

[Indisguise]

Starting to need this announcement like I need air...

 

[carmeldevil]

Catching up here so sorry if been mentioned. Shirt numbers for the ??????? & ??

Yes and yes

 

[Philly Yid]

I’m personally hoping the announcement video is the scene from Titanic where Rose (played by Daniel Levy), is on the door in the water and let’s Jack (played here by Bale) go after he became a popsicle. Rose’s face is replaced with Levy’s and after he lets Bale go and he says “come back” he reappears from the water wearing a full kit. Somewhere in this scene the Titanic sinking is shown, and on the side of the sinking ship is our beloved cockerel.

you're stoned aren't you?

 

[L-man]

Spurs have announced we've loaned Shillow Tracey out.

They must be confident Bale's done as I can't imagine we'd let him go without a replacement lined up

 

[maltahotspur]

The hold up is Lamela not letting go of the no; 11 shirt.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

The hold up is Lamela not letting go of the no; 11 shirt.

I wouldn’t scrap him- have you seen The Many Eyes of Erik Lamela thread?

 

[Matthew]

I’m dying for a dump but my phone needs charging and obviously I need it for updates.

Do I
a) remain in the front room by the charger, resist the urge to expunge until it’s biologically impossible and simply shit myself?

or

b) run an extension lead into the toilet so that I can both charge my phone and dump comfortably. The downsides to this are a slightly ajar door ( I cannot abide open doors; as a youth I use to weep on tube journeys) and not being able to watch SSN fiddle themselves giddy when they announce Bale?


Forgot to add, we also have a large gathering of family around

laughed way too hard at this.

 

[jonnyrotten]

IGI WHERE U AT

 

[fletch82]

laughed way too hard at this.

Did you shit yourself too then ?

 

[NYSpur]

I see no reason he won't be eased back to fitness like Tanguy who got a 30min run yesterday. He will definitely feature in some form in the next week.

but he was reported to have a knock from Wales duty.

 

[hughy]

The hold up is Lamela not letting go of the no; 11 shirt.

I can imagine Joao Sacramento pacing backwards a forwards trying to decide how he's going to tell Lamela.

 

[JCRD]

Switch on SSN and it's all Thiago. I assume this will change from 5pm?

We are going to gazzump them - a bit like the Auba thing. Liverpool fans will be up in arms haha

 

[Clark28]

Must. Not. Sleep. Until. Ba

 

[bomberH]

I wouldn’t scrap him- have you seen The Many Eyes of Erik Lamela thread?

 

[Montalbano]

A&C’s exiled members when Gareth is announced and this thread is moved to Spurs Chat