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The strips on Bale's legs

Shanks

Kinda not anymore....
May 11, 2005
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It's some special muscle tape, can't remember what it's called!! Some sappy bird on facebook thought it was tattoo's!!
 

Yid-ol

Just-outside Edinburgh
Jan 16, 2006
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Go faster stripes :up:

i think Hutton wears them at times too, and maybe others, my guess is they help them not pull or strain the muscle, but thats just my guess
 

chivers!

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When I first saw them, I thought they were 'Celtic'-style tattoos. Mind you, when I first saw this season's home kit, I thought all the players had thigh strapping.
 

Yidiot

monkeyspank
Jul 19, 2006
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it's strapping to keep his horse cock from slapping him in the eye when he runs
 

ziggy

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Dec 23, 2003
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My Mrs reackoned Bale had a hard on when he crossed for Crouch to score, I said no he's Welsh.
 

spurdownunder

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it's strapping to keep his horse cock from slapping him in the eye when he runs

Damn straight.
The Wiz wraps his snaz around his thigh 14 times and the tape just keeps it all in place.

How else could he run that quickly?
 

spurdownunder

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My Mrs reackoned Bale had a hard on when he crossed for Crouch to score, I said no he's Welsh.

I had a hard on when Bale crossed for Crouch to score.

To be honest, even more than 12 hours later, I'm still struggling to tame it.
 

DJS

A hoonter must hoont
Dec 9, 2006
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It's to slow him down a bit as he's just so darn good that it's not fair on the other boys.
 
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