Tottenham press conference: Live updates from AVB. 28/08/13

[266in379]

Is this on Spurs TV? If so, can a member transcribe ?

Doesn't appear to be.

 

[Grapo2001]

Judging by this moron I doubt Lamela is there.

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

'Tbilisisilisliiilisssssiliiibbii'

I know this guy is trying to be funny but he's coming across as an absolute philistine.

 

[Henderson Yid]

What an arse. Dunno what I expected from The Mirror though.

 

[yozza]

God, the Mirror's blog is fucking painful!

 

[robbiedee]

ha ha slowcoach...thats comedy genius

 

[gimlisbeard]

I had more fun having a wisdom tooth extracted than reading the Mirror

 

[Diewhingywenger]

Furthermore, they expect AVB to deliver the Champions League?! We need to qualify first! (12.48pm update)

 

[JerryGarcia]

Vertonghen didn't really say anything of interest, nothing about Gareth Bale, all about the game against Dinamo Tbilisisilisliiilisssssiliiibbii tonight.

What a wanker, how do these people get jobs? HOW???

 

[eViL]

I'd love AVB to get on the stage and state 'I'll just be clear I will not be answering any questions regarding Gareth Bale's immense dimensions today. So, who's first?'

 

[Mouse!]

I expect AVB to walk out flanked by Bale and Lamela, with Bale kissing the badge and Lamela fist pumping.

 

[tom4s]

"Todays Mirror live conference update is brought to you by The Full Retard Society"

 

[sebcole]

While we're waiting for SLOWCOACH Villas-Boas to get to the ruddy stage and tell us what time Bale's flight to Madrid is going to be taking off, take a look at this cool gallery that one of our super talented picture researchers put together.
Lets not forgot what he looked like as a young Spurs apprentice. Wouldn't catch him wearing a pink baseball cap back in those days.

In the words of Sir Alan Partidge - UNBELIEVABLE

 

[cwhite02]

AVB, please just say Bale is gone. Getting bored of all of this now and he's not coming back now, that's for sure.

 

[Cavehillspur]

1:00 pm
Ignore the last post, the gallery seems to be stubborn and not working.
Still waiting on AVB to say some words, we think because of incoming Erik Lamela that the Spurs coach might open up a bit on the Bale situation.
Perhaps we'll finally get a confirmation.​

 

[Kendall]

While we're waiting for SLOWCOACH Villas-Boas to get to the ruddy stage and tell us what time Bale's flight to Madrid is going to be taking off, take a look at this cool gallery that one of our super talented picture researchers put together.
Lets not forgot what he looked like as a young Spurs apprentice. Wouldn't catch him wearing a pink baseball cap back in those days.

In the words of Sir Alan Partidge - UNBELIEVABLE

Do they not remember the famous hairclip incident? Bale has always been a bit faux pas.

 

[Real_madyidd]

Had to add a comment. Couldn't leave it.

 

[sebcole]

"Ignore the last post, the gallery seems to be stubborn and not working.
Still waiting on AVB to say some words, we think because of incoming Erik Lamela that the Spurs coach might open up a bit on the Bale situation.
Perhaps we'll finally get a confirmation.
What do you reckon? There was speculation yesterday that Bale could go to Manchester United. If he had a choice should he go to Man U or Madrid?"
Tell us @MirrorFootball NOW, please."

Lets all lay into this dimwit.

 

[Wardy]

..and I thought the Daily Mail was bad

 

[Mouse!]

Had to add a comment. Couldn't leave it.

Nice one Coops.