WE'RE THE WORST FOOTBALL CLUB EVER.

[fatpiranha]

Fuck this. We're the worst. Life is awful. I'm supporting City or Chelsea or someone. Bollocking tottenham arseholes

I like the caps in the title but really, not a single exclamation mark?

R U EVEN TRYING!!!!!!111!!!1111!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!1111111111111!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!?????????????????

 

[Jenko]

I know you're joking but you do deserve a 'dislike' for even mentioning Chelsea....

 

[Dan Yeats]

I like the caps in the title but really, not a single exclamation mark?

R U EVEN TRYING!!!!!!111!!!1111!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!1111111111111!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!?????????????????

DO ONE YOU FUCKING WINKER!!!ONE!!!1!

 

[MikeLondon]

Hilarious Dan. You really are.

Well done.

 

[ShaunL84]

People can hate on AVB but he had a plan and a project.

 

[riggi]

 

[riggi]

Why the fuck have we still not signed ronaldinho

 

[Dan Yeats]

Hilarious Dan. You really are.

Well done.

Shucks. It's just a gift I guess.

 

[Dan Yeats]

Shucks. It's just a gift I guess.

Hey MikeLondon, here's another post to neg rep you humourless.... person. x

 

[TwanYid]

You people know in your heart that despite this being a joke overreaction, you kind of actually agree with the sentiment.

**Edit** (Except of course for the supporting Chelsea/City part)

 

[Spurs' Pipe Dreams]

We're so the best at being the worst!!!! One day we're amazing and then we lose we're the worst in the world!!!! But at least we're the best at some points, but then we're the worst!!!! I can't cope with being the best because we'll only end up being the worst again!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MikeLondon]

I love making hilarious rep jokes by giving bad rep to get a reaction.
You like making hilarious 'we're shit' jokes by starting witty
Threads to get a reaction.

We're both clearly comedy genii, and equally brilliant at getting reactions.

 

[LSUY]

Levy you know what has to be done. Poch out and Pleat in. It'll be fifth time lucky for Pleaty - I can feel it in my bones.

 

[HappySpur]

Sarcasm is probably not the best medium to portray the stupidity of ever growing pool of terrible fans. But bravo for trying. Gave me a giggle

 

[Bulletspur]

Dont worry, we will do it again and re sign Rasiak on the last day of the TW as we did last time. This time it is going to be 2nd time lucky!

 

[Dan Yeats]

Sarcasm is probably not the best medium to portray the stupidity of ever growing pool of terrible fans. But bravo for trying. Gave me a giggle

It's hard, trying to communicate with the proles.

 

[HotspurFC1950]

You would be at home with Shitty or the Chavs. Go enjoy yourself.

In the meantime we will stay here.

 

[eddiebailey]

People can hate on AVB but he had a plan and a project.

Though not alas a good plan or a successful project...

 

[eddiebailey]

Recalling that Dan's 'Sherwood Out' thread began as a sarcastic pop at fan hysteria, I rather fear for the future of this thread...

 

[SpursManChris]

Fuck this. We're the worst. Life is awful. I'm supporting City or Chelsea or someone. Bollocking tottenham arseholes

Weren't you responsible for the 'AVB OUT' thread? Where's the POCH OUT thread?