What Our Opponents' Fans Are Saying About Us 21/22

[KILLA_SIN]

TBF Ndombele has played 63 times to Parteys 48 and scored 6 league goals to Parteys 2. I know its not a like for like comparison but considering we paid £55M for NDombele and they paid £45M activating TP release clause, hasn't been much difference between the 2

 

[PrettyColors]

Please read this thread from an unhinged, delusional, borderline schizo Arsenal fan lol

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Now that Spurs have signed him:

 

[bigfrooj]

Don’t know why arsenal fans are getting so salty. Why would Brighton sell to them, their mid table rivals bidding for the Europa next season?

 

[PrettyColors]

Same guy, in January… this is legitimately too funny to be real, and yet it is:

 

[bomberH]

Let’s not forget West Ham fans being deluded too: A West Ham site appeared on my timeline with the headline ‘BREAKING - Spurs agree deal for West Ham target’ so I took a quick peek…


*So he wants to be trophy less for the next season then

(ironic)

*And the next and the next and so on coyi

(As above)

*Just shows you. If the yids can fork out that sort of money. How fin tight fisted are GSB. And Moyes are. We are not going to buy any players again this transfer market This sucks. I’m fin disgusted

(poor Fin)

*His a average player that's all ...none of the big boys went for him calm down everyone we become a top 6 or 7 team in 2 seasons with bare min strikers ...there better players out there we will sign keeping rice and bowen more a priority

Spoiler

 

[bomberH]

Same guy, in January… this is legitimately too funny to be real, and yet it is:

He’s reeeeeally doubling down on today’s comments. He’s made so many posts trying to explain why Arsenal don’t need him. Including ‘he’d be great for depth at Arsenal but a great starter for Spurs.’ Keeps mentioning ‘the rape case’ and asks how many points would Bissouma win them next season.

For those unaware, the post PrettyColors posted was just 2 of 16 tweets on why Bissouma should go to Arsenal. He went all out and now he looks like a complete shmuck.

 

[PrettyColors]

He’s reeeeeally doubling down on today’s comments. He’s made so many posts trying to explain why Arsenal don’t need him. Including ‘he’d be great for depth at Arsenal but a great starter for Spurs.’ Keeps mentioning ‘the rape case’ and asks how many points would Bissouma win them next season.

For those unaware, the post PrettyColors posted was just 2 of 16 tweets on why Bissouma should go to Arsenal. He went all out and now he looks like a complete shmuck.

The guy is actually a lunatic, and I say that with the baseline assumption that nearly all football Twitter accounts are numpties prone to hypocrisy and contradiction. Even for them, he is bad.

There is seriously something wrong with his brain. I posted this from earlier this year, it’s delusional ramblings worthy of Travis Bickle’s diary

 

[BoringOldFan]

AI

@nonewthin
22 Jan

“Of course, Tottenham also do not have a very large squad and that could lead to problems if multiple squad options are out but their dynamics simply do not require as much quality as Arsenal's do, on a base level. They can do with almost anyone in their backline, for example.”

Yeah, but on a base level you have Rob Holding in your back line and clearly they drilled way too deep when putting in those hair plugs.

 

[mark87]

Whoever made this is a legitimate genius.

 

[Fitchspur]

AI
@nonewthin
22 Jan

“Of course, Tottenham also do not have a very large squad and that could lead to problems if multiple squad options are out but their dynamics simply do not require as much quality as Arsenal's do, on a base level. They can do with almost anyone in their backline, for example.”

Yeah, but on a base level you have Rob Holding in your back line and clearly they drilled way too deep when putting in those hair plugs.

Surely having a back line that works no matter who is in it is a good thing?!

 

[sweyid]

You know this is going to be dogshit during the very first line when they try and fit 4-fucking-syllable Adebayor into a one syllable note.

One more cringey Spurs song just so we’re clear that there are fucktards in every fan base….

Not sure if that’s actually a bit funny or really quite racist

 

[pook]

So I thought it was "Don't worry cause Spurs won't back Conte" ...

To be fair, it wasn't just them that didn't see it coming. A lot of us are still having to adjust.

 

[Marauder]

To be honest, I am starting to feel a little sorry for Arsenal fans...

AS IF! Can't fucking get enough of it ?

 

[Col_M]

ok I’ll ask. Why is this funny?


Rather embarrassingly, I've just seen that its a video, On my phone it was just a still of the woman's face.

 

[Clockspur]

ok I’ll ask. Why is this funny?

If you know the original scene then you will know it fits perfectly. It’s the craftsmanship that makes it great.

 

[philll]

ok I’ll ask. Why is this funny?

If you don't know the show (?!), it's a superior (regional manager iirc) asking a local manager what he'd done to improve results at his branch (because 2 branches were being merged and they were deciding which would take in the other's staff) and he gave her a load of ambiguous hand-wavey nonsense back because... he'd done nothing.

Arsenal are David Brent and Tottenham are Neil from Swindon.

 

[spurslenny]

Its the Office. Never was, and still isn't funny.

 

[Teemu]

Its the Office. Never was, and still isn't funny.

Ban him for life

 

[Col_M]

If you don't know the show (?!), it's a superior (regional manager iirc) asking a local manager what he'd done to improve results at his branch (because 2 branches were being merged and they were deciding which would take in the other's staff) and he gave her a load of ambiguous hand-wavey nonsense back because... he'd done nothing.

Arsenal are David Brent and Tottenham are Neil from Swindon.

Thanks. I didn't recognise the woman in the screenshot.

 

[wadewill]

I normally enjoy this thread for a bit of a laugh

But I genuinely am more concerned at the future of our species after reading the last few pages (excluding those very nice Brighton fans)

I don't know what is more stupid, West Ham fans genuinely thinking they can compete with us for a player (Arsenal could fall into that category too) or those Gooner idiots for thinking they have one player in their midfield who would even be a first sub for us next season.

While I'm here, can anyone tell me the point of Saka on a football pitch? Obviously only watched him really for England but he is like a less effective version of Sterling.