Real_madyidd
The best username, unless you are a fucking idiot.
- Oct 25, 2004
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Just had a look in my closet at the hotel. He isn't there, but there is the skin of Tom Daly. Who knew?
Where isn't Danny Rose?
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TheSecretNonFootballer
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- Oct 31, 2013
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We're not necessarily missing him as a player, but it affects our shape in a big way. He's the only one we have so we're missing him by default.
CornerPinDreamer
up in the cheap seats
- Aug 20, 2013
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I just ate a large box of scrambled eggs, 2 fresh croissants and a cup of fantastic monmouth coffee.
Nothing to do with Danny Rose, but this seemed the most appropriate thread to say that.
Nothing to do with Danny Rose, but this seemed the most appropriate thread to say that.
Huddlestone22
Tom Huddlestone
- Mar 1, 2007
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Gonna pop down Tesco for lunch I'll have a look down the dairy isle.
Rocksuperstar
Isn't this fun? Isn't fun the best thing to have?
- Jun 6, 2005
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Just back from Harlow, popped into Staples, Pets at Home and the Ranch and he wasn't in any of them... that said, the Ranch sells eeeeverything, maybe i should've asked if they had any Danny Rose in stock.
IMissTheWaddler
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- Feb 28, 2005
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Maybe I'm just old and out of touch but what on earth is a box of scrambled eggs?
And no sign of Danny Rose on Youporn. I've checked. Thoroughly.
Marcus_spur
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No sign of him in any of the Antartic bases either, according to a trusted source. Not in my mouth either, according to my dentist, not even behind my ingrown wisdom tooth (I had her double check, but no joy).
Anyone checked their hamster wheel? If he is back in training, it might be worth a go.
Anyone checked their hamster wheel? If he is back in training, it might be worth a go.
thinktank
Hmmm...
- Sep 28, 2004
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I've just called up NASA and had a word with the chief ops to see if the Mars Curiosity Rover has caught anything on any of its cameras. He said there was a frisson in the air a few days ago as they had discovered what appeared to be an ankle brace shaped object caught in the rover's rear view camera, but on close inspection it was only a mineral clump.
Gonna email the NSA next and see if they can help. Stay tuned.
Gonna email the NSA next and see if they can help. Stay tuned.
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Marcus_spur
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Knowing the NSA the won't have clue once you ask them for useful information (such as what is not the location of Danny rose) rather than what their current love interest or neighbour dog are doing.
CornerPinDreamer
up in the cheap seats
- Aug 20, 2013
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Scrambled eggs cooked by my local greasy spoon caff, delivered in a box...
Oh and did you check the 'On his premier league debut' section of YouPorn for Danny Boy?
- Oct 2, 2004
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I believe these are questions that will be answered in the aforementioned assessment.
Quick update on where he isn't...
He isn't at work with me, although to be fair I haven't checked the stationery cabinet on the 2nd floor or the women's toilets so don't rule it out completely.
