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Sanj

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Jun 22, 2003
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Match.com have run a survey on the best looking premier league fans and we don't fare too well.......

Chelsea fans voted the ugliest in the Premier League just ahead of Manchester United - with Bournemouth fans crowned best looking
... even Liverpool fans are voted better looking than us...

taken from the telegraph
THE FULL TABLE

1. Bournemouth

2. Southampton

3. Norwich City

4. Manchester City

5. Swansea City

6. Newcastle United

7. Aston Villa

8. Leicester City

9. Arsenal

10. Everton

11. Watford

12. West Ham United

13. Liverpool

14. West Bromwich Albion

15. Crystal Palace

16. Tottenham Hotspur

17. Stoke City

18. Sunderland

19. Manchester United

20. Chelsea
 

hughy

I'm SUPER cereal.
Nov 18, 2007
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Thank fuck we're above Stoke.

Also, considering their additional limbs, I'm not surprised Norwich got so many votes.
 

Lufti

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Jan 3, 2013
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Wait, this isn't even based on looks, it's based on who people would be willing to date?

The survey, conducted by dating website Match.com, found that 58 per cent would happily date a Bournemouth supporter, while nine per cent said they would actively avoid dating a Manchester United fan.

No wonder we're so far down, considering Arsenal, West Ham, Chelsea, Southampton AND Liverpool fans actively dislike us. Makes sense that Bournemouth would come top too considering no one's too fussed about someone supporting them.
 

fatpiranha

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Jun 9, 2003
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Wait, this isn't even based on looks, it's based on who people would be willing to date?

That explains why Stoke aren't bottom. Orcs are willing to date other orcs, otherwise the entire orc race would die out. Norwich also benefit from being willing to date within the family.

It's not surprising that Bournemouth and Southampton are at the top. Lots of sun and healthy sea air and a high proportion of gentlemen who *cough* take pride in their appearance.

It also explains why Chelsea are bottom. They know they're c**ts and are happy being c**ts but wouldn't want to go out with a c***t like themselves.
 

DaSpurs

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Jan 20, 2013
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Bollocks on any table that has Spam as better looking than us. I don't even live in the UK and I know that's completely false.

Only plausible explanation is that they included Katy Perry.
 
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