- Feb 1, 2005
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Last night I said to my wife, "Are your knees swollen?" She replied, "No, they're fine."
So I said "Well, I'm guessing you're not wearing a bra then."
*A&C breaks into song, to the tune of Stand & Deliver by Adam and the Ants.
I'm the dandy eyeteekay who you're too scared to mention
I post so flash and with a dash it's grabbing your attention
The devil take your rumour sites and followers collection!
The way I post you'd think twitter was a brand new invention
Stand and deliver a rumour or your life!
Try reading The Mail or Mirror a pinch of salt is rife!
I'm the dandy eyeteekay so sick of easy rumours
My every post on many sites that people think so smashing
So what's the point of cryptic posts when nothing is worth saying?
It's kind of tough to tell an ITK buff the big mistake he's making
Stand and deliver a rumour or your life!
Try reading The Mail or Mirror a pinch of salt is rife!
And even though I fool arseholes
My cryptics are all mine
We're the dandy eyeteekays so tired of our excuses
Of double meaning cryptic clues where only posters loses
We're the dandy eyeteekays and here's our invitation
"throw your salt right overboard and join our rumour station"
Stand and deliver a rumour or your life!
Try reading The Mail or Mirror a pinch of salt is rife!
And even though I fool arseholes
My cryptics are all mine
Da diddley qa qa da diddley qa qa
Da diddley qa qa da diddley qa qa
Fade out. Run out. Later, tards.
Here's a link to the original for those of you who haven't a clue/haven't heard this song before CLICKY
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