Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread
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Shadydan
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RAWK:
"Fucking Spurs.....
So i'm assuming, he'll be arriving here tomorrow, to meet both Rodgers and Luís André de Pina Cabral e Villas-Boas. It'll then come down to who can sell it more.
How good is Rodgers Spanish? We know he speaks a bit of it, but i wonder how fluent he is - but even then Willian's first language is Portugese. However cringy this might sound, it'd be wise of Rodgers to maybe have Lucas and Coutinho alongside him, to help transmit his message. I mean christ, if we can get the opportunity to sell him the tactical blueprint that he will fit into, alongside Suarez, Coutinho and Sturridge, then if he's got a smart head on him, he should be able to see, that we are the right club for him to individually excel with.
Let's just exclude the fundamentals of how much bigger we are as a club - it's not about that, and i don't think he would care much for that. We have to get into his head, by outlining how our attacking principles are better suited to his style of play than Spurs. That's the crux of it. It's got to be about him.
.... and if that doesn't sway him, just top up another 10k to his wage."
"Fucking Spurs.....
So i'm assuming, he'll be arriving here tomorrow, to meet both Rodgers and Luís André de Pina Cabral e Villas-Boas. It'll then come down to who can sell it more.
How good is Rodgers Spanish? We know he speaks a bit of it, but i wonder how fluent he is - but even then Willian's first language is Portugese. However cringy this might sound, it'd be wise of Rodgers to maybe have Lucas and Coutinho alongside him, to help transmit his message. I mean christ, if we can get the opportunity to sell him the tactical blueprint that he will fit into, alongside Suarez, Coutinho and Sturridge, then if he's got a smart head on him, he should be able to see, that we are the right club for him to individually excel with.
Let's just exclude the fundamentals of how much bigger we are as a club - it's not about that, and i don't think he would care much for that. We have to get into his head, by outlining how our attacking principles are better suited to his style of play than Spurs. That's the crux of it. It's got to be about him.
.... and if that doesn't sway him, just top up another 10k to his wage."
thinktank
Hmmm...
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They really are crazy....RAWK:
"Fucking Spurs.....
So i'm assuming, he'll be arriving here tomorrow, to meet both Rodgers and Luís André de Pina Cabral e Villas-Boas. It'll then come down to who can sell it more.
How good is Rodgers Spanish? We know he speaks a bit of it, but i wonder how fluent he is - but even then Willian's first language is Portugese. However cringy this might sound, it'd be wise of Rodgers to maybe have Lucas and Coutinho alongside him, to help transmit his message. I mean christ, if we can get the opportunity to sell him the tactical blueprint that he will fit into, alongside Suarez, Coutinho and Sturridge, then if he's got a smart head on him, he should be able to see, that we are the right club for him to individually excel with.
Let's just exclude the fundamentals of how much bigger we are as a club - it's not about that, and i don't think he would care much for that. We have to get into his head, by outlining how our attacking principles are better suited to his style of play than Spurs. That's the crux of it. It's got to be about him.
.... and if that doesn't sway him, just top up another 10k to his wage."
tiger666
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They've locked every single transfer thread from the drama 
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?board=31.0
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?board=31.0
Real_madyidd
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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...uarez-quotes-martin-luther-king-2013080878121
FOOTBALLER Luis Suarez has delivered an impassioned speech inspired by history’s greatest orators.
“…the footballer is still not free”
Standing on the steps of Anfield, the striker deftly interwove the finest moments of Martin Luther King, President Kennedy and Nelson Mandela.
He said: “I have a dream that one day Merseyside, sweltering in the heat of injustice and oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
“Only free men can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts, and I am an unwilling prisoner of my misplaced belief that Liverpool could qualify for the Champion’s League.
“You should ask not what you can do for your club, but ask your club what it can do for you.
“And so I say to you, Pharoah, let my people go!”
The player then launched into a high-spirited rendition of The Special AKA’s (Free) Nelson Mandela, with the South African leader’s name replaced by Luis Suarez. He was joined by surprise guest Wayne Rooney, who provided improvised toasting about the horrors of slavery and every man’s need to be free.
Neither man has yet submitted an official transfer request because it would mean losing their loyalty bonus, which the Premier League has confirmed is to be renamed the Irony Bonus.
Quizzed on how he would react to Liverpool allowing him to talk to other clubs, Suarez said: “I will shout ‘Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty I am free at last.’ And then I will sign a six-year contract with my new club.”
An ailing Nelson Mandela, on hearing his words had been quoted by a footballer, told his family: “I am ready to die now."
FOOTBALLER Luis Suarez has delivered an impassioned speech inspired by history’s greatest orators.
“…the footballer is still not free”
Standing on the steps of Anfield, the striker deftly interwove the finest moments of Martin Luther King, President Kennedy and Nelson Mandela.
He said: “I have a dream that one day Merseyside, sweltering in the heat of injustice and oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
“Only free men can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts, and I am an unwilling prisoner of my misplaced belief that Liverpool could qualify for the Champion’s League.
“You should ask not what you can do for your club, but ask your club what it can do for you.
“And so I say to you, Pharoah, let my people go!”
The player then launched into a high-spirited rendition of The Special AKA’s (Free) Nelson Mandela, with the South African leader’s name replaced by Luis Suarez. He was joined by surprise guest Wayne Rooney, who provided improvised toasting about the horrors of slavery and every man’s need to be free.
Neither man has yet submitted an official transfer request because it would mean losing their loyalty bonus, which the Premier League has confirmed is to be renamed the Irony Bonus.
Quizzed on how he would react to Liverpool allowing him to talk to other clubs, Suarez said: “I will shout ‘Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty I am free at last.’ And then I will sign a six-year contract with my new club.”
An ailing Nelson Mandela, on hearing his words had been quoted by a footballer, told his family: “I am ready to die now."
TheBlueRooster
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Why a mini skirt?
OmarsComing
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thinktank
Hmmm...
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Hey nonny no.
Misfit
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I sincerely hope he typed that in a padded cell somewhere. He can't even get his paranoid delusions straight.
absolute bobbins
Am Yisrael Chai
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@RAWK_Meltdown2h(Spurs) This is pissing me off. They don't even have CL...
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@RAWK_Meltdown2h(WIllian to Spurs) Willian is a thick twat, just like Sigurdsson and Dempsey. Anyone chooses Spurs over LFC has a few screws loose.
absolute bobbins
Am Yisrael Chai
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And I had a look at RAWK too
Bemoaning our loadsamoney chairman
OWNED by another poster
The realisation
And what is with using AVB's full name all the time?
Bemoaning our loadsamoney chairman
OWNED by another poster
The realisation
and the last gasps of hope
And what is with using AVB's full name all the time?
