Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[Misfit]

Only a few posts in but I laughed at this:

"For international people London is a more alluring or exciting City,,, it is one of the major international capitals and if you have money as a footballer it offers more than Liverpool - even though I love Liverpool as its my home town it is not London. I would also imagine it is not so much of a goal fish bowl for footballers as it is such an international city"

Every one makes typos and spellings mistakes but..... lol

You're being mean about a very pacific example. He could sue you for defer nation.

 

[vicbob]

"none of them signings would have been deemed good enough by us i dont think, not for the money paid anyway, for 26 million you could have got someone better than soldado who has had like 2 good seasons and is already 28, and doesnt seem to do much outside the box

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as for paulinho, not sure where his role really is, he plays cdm but i dont think he has the discipline and isnt that great going forwards, quite athletic though​

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chadli havent seen much of so wont judge"​

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Ffs what planet are they on, non of our signings are good enough for Liverpool...................retards.​

 

[Mouse!]

Every time I see Aspas' face I crack up. I can imagine him having his own Scouse-Spanish Mr. Bean type sketch show.

 

[absolute bobbins]

Every time I see Aspas' face I crack up. I can imagine him having his own Scouse-Spanish Mr. Bean type sketch show.

Every time I see his name I crack up... Ass Pass, his name is ASS PASS

 

[michaelden]

I've read that entire thread. It was that or work - easy choice. Started off well. Becomes shriller as the page numbers climb. Some of the post are quite scary in their steadfast refusal to accept reality. One could even say rather RAWKish. Overall though, a much better forum than RAWK where not everyone is a massive bellend.

There is one guy called RayBarnes or something and he is exactly that. He won't accept any reasoned praise of onyone unless they are a liverpool player, all their players are world class, their manager is a Boss, their transfer policy perfect as if they haven't bought a player then they weren't really interested in them and it was all papertalk. At least their moderator on pages 14 & 15 came in with a bit of sense. Earlier a poster called TheTruth or somthing similar said the same but was shot down and told to go find a Spurs forum to support. They are nuts to the point of being truly certifiable.

 

[Misfit]

That's the fella that stood out.

 

[michaelden]

That's the fella that stood out.

I was going to do a selection of his best hits but there were just too many!

 

[StartingPrice]

Kenny and Comoli fiasco was some strange event ,while Spurs have a hystory of spending much more for players since they were regarded as a small team
You will hardly find more demanding fan then me regarding defense ,but our defense is just better
Bale money is the reason they are able to do this
Yes that is what I mean we were close to administration while they were well run business for over 10 years
It doesn't have to be in one window -thing is they never spend so stupidly
As for the future...I think we are LFC fan's aren't we
We are making progress -it may not be as fast as some of us want ,but we will get there
Someone said they watched FA game against United and even though we won compared with our game against Stoke it was form other universe
And I kind of agree-it was painfull to watch us under Roy -it is pleasure to watch us now
Don't you agree ?
May be you liked Spurs game against Palace ?
That's what they will look like without Bale ,but we still have Suarez to return
I know which team I would like to watch......

 

[Misfit]

Kenny and Comoli fiasco was some strange event ,while Spurs have a hystory of spending much more for players since they were regarded as a small team
You will hardly find more demanding fan then me regarding defense ,but our defense is just better
Bale money is the reason they are able to do this
Yes that is what I mean we were close to administration while they were well run business for over 10 years
It doesn't have to be in one window -thing is they never spend so stupidly
As for the future...I think we are LFC fan's aren't we
We are making progress -it may not be as fast as some of us want ,but we will get there
Someone said they watched FA game against United and even though we won compared with our game against Stoke it was form other universe
And I kind of agree-it was painfull to watch us under Roy -it is pleasure to watch us now
Don't you agree ?
May be you liked Spurs game against Palace ?
That's what they will look like without Bale ,but we still have Suarez to return
I know which team I would like to watch......

That mod that he was replying to is a fucking hero. I'd buy him several pints. Must be an example of the South-Eastern Pool fan.

 

[fletch78]

I was just looking at the willian thread. When news started to filter through that we were interested in him they started to say that they didn't really want him, he is crap and Spurs only go for the players they are after blah blah blah. A few mentioned that they are linked with Turan and he is the one they really want. Wouldn't it be funny to start a rumour saying we are being linked with Turan just to watch them go into nuclear meltdown!

 

[ValenciaYid]

Today,16:20

Originally Posted by God'sLeftFoot
Nothing confirmed yet; possibly because the Coentrao part of the deal has fallen apart, meaning RM would have to pay cash £93m. This makes it interesting. So if RM decide 'No, we're not paying that for Bale', and either pull out or renegotiate the figure, does that mean all the other deals they have lined up potentially collapse?​

Quite possibly but with Bale shirts for sale in Madrid I think the deal is done minus a few small points.​

Eh? I live in Spain as you all know, I have friends in Madrid too, so perhaps someone can tell me where I can buy a Madrid Bale shirt, now, right now!!​

Deluded? no, theyre all off their stolen trolley's...​

 

[Real_madyidd]

Today,16:20

Originally Posted by God'sLeftFoot ​

Nothing confirmed yet; possibly because the Coentrao part of the deal has fallen apart, meaning RM would have to pay cash £93m. This makes it interesting. So if RM decide 'No, we're not paying that for Bale', and either pull out or renegotiate the figure, does that mean all the other deals they have lined up potentially collapse?​

Quite possibly but with Bale shirts for sale in Madrid I think the deal is done minus a few small points.​

Eh? I live in Spain as you all know, I have friends in Madrid too, so perhaps someone can tell me where I can buy a Madrid Bale shirt, now, right now!!​

Deluded? no, theyre all off their stolen trolley's...​

Some people are just retarded (the original poster, not you) . There are RM shirts for sale, in Gibraltar (which I don't believe has been moved to Madrid) that have his name on. Probably printed by a gooner, considering Gibraltar is British.. It's not like RM are printing them!

 

[HobbitSpur]

"none of them signings would have been deemed good enough by us i dont think, not for the money paid anyway, for 26 million you could have got someone better than soldado who has had like 2 good seasons and is already 28, and doesnt seem to do much outside the box

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as for paulinho, not sure where his role really is, he plays cdm but i dont think he has the discipline and isnt that great going forwards, quite athletic though​

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chadli havent seen much of so wont judge"​

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Ffs what planet are they on, non of our signings are good enough for Liverpool...................retards.​

Yes we could have got someone much better for £26m, Like they did with Carroll!!!

 

[tiger666]

Scousers are still begging him to go to them

http://instagram.com/p/dQPqFVwJWL/

 

[fletch78]

but good luck hope you don't score any goals or provide any assists, have an underwhelming impact and lose your place in the Brazil squad to Coutinho

Yes. Let's all hope that coutinho takes up Willan's current position within the Brazil squad.

 

[Legend10]

Willian's not even a member of Brazil's squad currently.

 

[fletch78]

Willian's not even a member of Brazil's squad currently.

That's why I posted it with the upturned eye thingy!

 

[Legend10]

That's why I posted it with the upturned eye thingy!

Oops sorry

 

[tiger666]

 

[L-man]

Need to stop posting tweets in Willian thread as it's not actually relevant, but I can't stop finding some amazing tweets. Scousers make me laugh so much

Couldn't possibly be any other reason than money, why would anyone join another club over Liverpool. THEY'E WON 5 CHAMPIONS LEAGUES DONT YOU KNOW

Karl ‏@Karlton81

3h​

Just had some feedback RE: Willian - he would have chose #LFC over #THFC if we'd agreed with Anzhi.

Karl ‏@Karlton812h
See last RT, that has been mentioned to me too,. basically there was a £5m payment outside the £30m that #LFC refused to make.


Martin Kershaw ‏@Koptin2h
@klaus_lunde@Anfield_Talk@Karlton81 he had to repay Anzhi his €5m signing fee wanted whichever club he was going to to pay it #LFC refused