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West Ham Vs Tottenham: Match Thread

Mark_147

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Really giving them way too much credit, they're playing well above themselves and relying heavily on one player. Sure the crowd will give them a boost etc
But if we can beat man city away, be better than Arsenal away I think we can do these lot.

We play anywhere like we have done of late and they lose
Absolutely agree with you, considering we are 2nd in the league the amount of negativity on here is unbelievable.
 

TottenhamMattSpur

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Be sure to have some Anti-Semitic slogans written on the back of your hand, ready to shout out in case u feel your cover is blown...and also remove a few teeth with pliers before the match, that'll help u blend in, and most importantly don't wear matching shoes, that's a dead giveaway..... it's the little luxuries we're so used to that separate us from them.
Good luck...and God speed.
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Bollocks, I'm going straight from work in a a suit and nice shoes :ninja:
 

Good Doctor M

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Bollocks, I'm going straight from work in a a suit and nice shoes :ninja:

Try not to use any words with more than four letters or two syllables in them and you'll be fine.

Hope we win tonight so you walk out with the groaning Hammer fans, silently, smuggly content that we are Top of the League.
 

Japhet

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Just got offered a ticket for tonight


In the wet Spam end.


Would you take it? I'm going to. I've been an imposter before. Then again, not in a season with so much on the line.

If you see a fan get his arms and legs pulled off after a Spurs goal, it's probably me!



Very dodgy, especially since you haven't had a full week to avoid washing. You'll stick out like a sore thumb.
 

worcestersauce

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Absolutely agree with you, considering we are 2nd in the league the amount of negativity on here is unbelievable.
It's a defence mechanism, the wounds are fresh and deep and the pain is excruciating growing our balls back is hard for some of us.
That said we will win tonight, Kane has been a bit dry recently what he needs is a nice London derby to kick him off again, hey presto!
 

joelstinton14

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Supervising at work tonight. I mean i be at the back not supervising at work frantically pressing the refresh button on my phone.
 

Grapo2001

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Absolutely bricking this one! Head says we should have enough to win, but my inner spurs psyche is saying we will find a way to balls it up.
 

jezz

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Seriously?
The last three games the opposing manager has said.
Quique Sánchez Flores: ‘For me, Tottenham is the best’
• Watford manager says Spurs were ‘like animals there’ in 1-0 win
Tottenham Hotspur are currently 'one of the very best teams in Europe,' says Fiorentina manager Paulo Sousa
There seems to be a belief in this Spurs side, you can sense from the crowd and everybody, they felt that they could do it," Curtis conceded.

"They're so difficult to play against - they're fluid in their movement, the full backs bomb on and the centre backs come out with the ball.
Slaven Bilic admitted the best side won at White Hart Lane, after he saw Tottenham put his West Ham side to the sword with a 4-1 victory in north London.

 

KILLA_SIN

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West Hams sole purpose is too fuck up our season I hope we absolutely destroy them the only thing I can;t decide is whether I want a comprehensive defeat or a last minute Stalteri/Bale/Dier style winner
 

Japhet

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West Hams sole purpose is too fuck up our season I hope we absolutely destroy them the only thing I can;t decide is whether I want a comprehensive defeat or a last minute Stalteri/Bale/Dier style winner



Steam roll the tossers and have Wengers boys reaching for the Pampers.
 

easley91

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West Hams sole purpose is too fuck up our season I hope we absolutely destroy them the only thing I can;t decide is whether I want a comprehensive defeat or a last minute Stalteri/Bale/Dier style winner
Don't care how we win. Last minute ecstacy or a complete annihilation. 3 points is what matters to me.
 

JKD76

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West Ham have only managed to take all 3 points off us 3 times in their last 17 attempts.Tonight they go up against the best Spurs team I have had the pleasure to watch.We really should be positive about this one !
Tonight we will not be outplayed(this is West Ham not Barcelona),we will not be bullied,we will not capitulate. West Ham' s victories at Upton Park this season against the bigger clubs have been when those clubs have been out of sorts.We are anything but that.
 

Cavehillspur

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West Hams sole purpose is too fuck up our season I hope we absolutely destroy them the only thing I can;t decide is whether I want a comprehensive defeat or a last minute Stalteri/Bale/Dier style winner

Another comfortable 4-1 tonking would be nice, don't think my ticker could take the other
 

Romulus

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watching Spurs score and celebrate with the away fans at West Ham is one of the best sights in football.

i want to see more of that tonight
 

E8spur

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West Hams sole purpose is too fuck up our season I hope we absolutely destroy them the only thing I can;t decide is whether I want a comprehensive defeat or a last minute Stalteri/Bale/Dier style winner

I know the answer to this one! Comprehensive defeat, please! A thumping scoreline will keep our squad's belief a mile high and scare the living daylights out of Arsenal too. And it is also much less stressful watching these games when they are the 4-1 type... :)
 
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