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Col_M

Pointing out the Obvious
Feb 28, 2012
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They could paint a picture of Brady's Sun column. - that's not an innuendo
 

tiger666

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So you've had to rather embarrassingly dismantle your wall art celebrating your only top-class player because he went on strike and decided he never wanted to play for your crappy little club ever again.

But what to replace it with?

A representation of one of your glory, glory nights in Europe? Hmm. Probably best not.

A picture of your most recent cup-winning team? Hmm. The colours need to claret and blue, not sepia.

Maybe an homage to the beloved Board member who oversaw the best ever stadium transition ever? Hmm. Don't want to attract the vandals or indeed scare the police horses.

So what then?

I know. Why not celebrate the time West Ham won goal of the season? Admittedly, it's not officially the goal of the season because the season hasn't ended yet and there are lots of other candidates, but as long as they stick some quotes up there from a few randoms to make it seem like it was, then that would be OK, wouldn't it? Not small time at all, is it? And everyone will come and look and say 'Wow. What a great player Andy Carroll is.' And absolutely no-one will take the piss and say 'Bloody hell. I remember that day. The day Andy Carroll got whiplash scoring a goal. What a crock.' Oh no. That wouldn't happen at all. Would it? :rolleyes:

Anyway, here it is in all its glory...


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Fucking mickey mouse club hahahahahaha :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

Cornpattbuck

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To be fair, unlike Sullivan or Brady, Gold has come across surprisingly well on BT.

Strange that BT are hamming up how good the atmosphere is around the place though, while it looks pretty much empty.
 
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L.A. Yiddo

Not in L.A.
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Send this to your Spam mates, cue the weeping ;)

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JerryGarcia

Dark star crashes...
May 18, 2006
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David Silva just sent a free kick flying over the bar up into row Z. Or at least he should have. In reality it bounced off the advertising boards in front of the first row :joyful:
 

Danners9

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David Gold ‏@davidgold 14h14 hours ago
Good morning Hammers fans I'm desperate for revenge after our 5-0 defeat in the FA cup to Manchester City. Good luck tonight. dg

3-0 before half time mate.
 

Col_M

Pointing out the Obvious
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2 mins before the first goal.....

DDHammer wrote:Fonte with a little shout to Byram there to get back in position
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Moving the ball well here!

And when snoddy is playing.....we could have 4 captains on the pitch
 

Col_M

Pointing out the Obvious
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David Gold ‏@davidgold 14h14 hours ago
Good morning Hammers fans I'm desperate for revenge after our 5-0 defeat in the FA cup to Manchester City. Good luck tonight. dg

3-0 before half time mate.

I Kevin keegan love it.

At this rate they're gonna catch Liverpool tonight.
 

Col_M

Pointing out the Obvious
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More from kumb.

simon hammer wrote:Agree totally. Right back and striker HAVE to be top priority in the summer.

New owners have to be top priority. This lot ain't up to it. The job is too big for them.
 
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