Mornstar
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Or wash his hands after.
Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread
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robbiedee
Mama said knock you out
- Jul 6, 2012
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I think his massive teeth prevent him from hanging his head...
Insomnia
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I got chatting to a Pool fan in the pub last night. He wasn't having it that their keeper & their defence are crap & no Team in the PL would stand a chance of winning the title with their back 5. Completely convinced that the back 5 were more than capable of winning the League this year. Kept talking over me too, fucking scouse cock womble. Told him to fuck off in the end, which I'm glad he did, minge.
kaz Hirai
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Playing devil's advocate I understood his shock and disappointment at being sent off as various replay angles showed he was purely looking at the ball and trying to make contact with it. and in his mind wasn't doing anything wrong other than trying to win a 50/50
But I also agree with you as once it became apparent that the keeper was seriously hurt I surprised he showed no sportsmanship or concern for a player he just kicked in the face albeit accidently . It was a red card for dangerous play and you'd think after an initial reaction of shock you'd go over and check on the body still on the floor
Col_M
Pointing out the Obvious
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Can they have the ban extended for a frivolous appeal? And are the Free Sado Mane tshirtsnon sale yet?
SandroClegane
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gilzeantheking
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WorcesterTHFC
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Maybe the Dippers could try speeding and hope they get caught. They could use the points.
StartingPrice
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I've got one in my head (so maybe I'm mis-remembering it) where Robbie Keane got an instant red for a sliding tackle that didn't make any contact - and it was absolutely lashing down, making it look far worse than if it had been on a normal even slightly slick surface. It was appealed and the appeal was rejected. Anyone else remember that?
That's the type of thing where an appeal was fully justified and the FA unbelievably harsh (biased/bribed) to not allow. This case with Mane isn't. An inch one way and the fella is blind in one eye, two inches the other and it's studs to the temple and the guy could die. I would accept it was mitigating if the 'keeper had ducked his head really low, or if he came from nowhere and Mane had no reasonable expectation of a challenge being made, if he was kicking up at a ball that had bounced, if he was sliding on very wet grass, just generally I would consider being lenient. Bit none of this applies. He's got his boot at head-height sole of boot/studs forward, knowing the 'keeper is rushing towards him and will be making a challenge. It's not wet, he hasn't been nudged by a nearby player causing him to lose balance. Nothing. It is just a dreadful, dreadful challenge, and Liverpewel really should have the book thrown at them and Mane's suspension extended, for even daring to contest it. Poor victim Pewel.
As others have said, including Humpty-Dumpty Head Cundy (who I never, ever agree with), any other club and the suspension would have been extended once it was seen in slo-mo from several angles and the severity of the injury displayed. Liverpewel and it's poor them, he had a right to go for it. Yeah, he had a right to go for it if there was a reasonable chance of him winning without causing serious injury to an opponent!
heelspurs
Le filet mignon est un bastion de rosbif
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Heard that yesterday and thought it was a brilliant analogy. Wished I could have come up with it but I was so angry that anyone could not see it was a red my brain wasn't working that well. And after I heard I realized that anyone that still couldn't see it was red probably did not have the faculties to appreciate the analogy so didn't post. Glad you did however.
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Lilbaz
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After the suarez saga are you suprised?
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From the Comments section of this report.
Jaysus wept! So it was all Ederson's fault after all. I thought we might get a laugh from/at the Mickeys - but this was literally about fifth from top when I started reading (more are being added), and already it is beyond beyond. What is wrong with these people?
gilzeantheking
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From the Comments section of this report.
Jaysus! I should have held fire. Another few comments down lies this beauty:
Not just is it an anti Liverfool conspiracy, not only was it Ederson's fault, but according to this nutter Ederson actually did it on purpose to get Mane sent off!
Sounds like the type of psycho that tortures women to death and then screams"you made me do it!!!" because his Mum threw him into a patch of stingy nettles when he was nine for wetting himself!
Don't know if I can read anymore, it is real creepy!
Gb160
Well done boys. Good process
- Jun 20, 2012
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Good lord that's a belter.
They take things to a level I didn't know existed... which is, in itself, actually quite impressive.
Nerine
Juicy corned beef
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Honestly. I fucking hate Liverpool FC. Like, there isn't a word that's strong enough to quite express my complete and utter vitriol, hatred and loathing of that club and its mong fans, gurning, embarrassment of a manager, **** players/karate wankers, shit hole stadium (you'd find yourself in less of a shit hole if you'd have driven straight up the Jolly Green Giants ring-piece), wank kit, wankier kit sponsor, shit betting partner, shit board, shit training ground, shit location and shit history.
The whole lot of it can get the fuck in the sea. No, actually they can get in the fucking volcano. Then it can erupt, vapourise its worthless contents, and fuck the lot of it into oblivion, never to sully a thought in anyone's mind ever again.
A wretched, abhorrent, scummy, bilious punnet of waste.
Liverpool FC. "Woe is me".
Just go fuck yourselves away, man. Seriously.
The whole lot of it can get the fuck in the sea. No, actually they can get in the fucking volcano. Then it can erupt, vapourise its worthless contents, and fuck the lot of it into oblivion, never to sully a thought in anyone's mind ever again.
A wretched, abhorrent, scummy, bilious punnet of waste.
Liverpool FC. "Woe is me".
Just go fuck yourselves away, man. Seriously.
