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'O Zio

'O Zio

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Col_M said:
Our refs can’t even get a decision right after using VAR. that’s the reason
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I assume this is the reason. The WC is going to be using VAR and our refs have basically zero experience with it so are to all intents and purposes underqualified. Nothing to do with conspiracy theories about Clattenburg IMO, just a rare moment of common sense from FIFA.
 
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Another gem from my friend today at dinner after I watched our highlights with him.

Eriksen's goal was really similar to Henderson's v Chelsea a few seasons ago. When I told him it wasn't really and Eriksens was much more difficult he started rambling about how Salah would have scored from Son's chance. When I reminded him that we still scored from that attack he said we brought on Kane so he could catch Salah for the golden boot and it wasn't fair that Kane recovered from injury so quickly
 
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spurs mental said:
Another gem from my friend today at dinner after I watched our highlights with him.

Eriksen's goal was really similar to Henderson's v Chelsea a few seasons ago. When I told him it wasn't really and Eriksens was much more difficult he started rambling about how Salah would have scored from Son's chance. When I reminded him that we still scored from that attack he said we brought on Kane so he could catch Salah for the golden boot and it wasn't fair that Kane recovered from injury so quickly
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You sure your not making some of this up now? Lol. He sounds like someone who could keep you laughing all night! Keep em coming!
 
Dougal

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Cornpattbuck said:
Only just realised we go passed Liverpool if we win our game in hand. Fingers crossed.
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Getting round to playing it is the bastard. Presuming both teams keep picking up maximum points (and now probably won't) we will overtake them when we play Brighton on the 17th. And then because of the semi final they will play twice more before we play again on the 30th against Watford. So we get to play catch up all over again. Psychologically it's very much in their favour, but it's also a chance for them to slip up first.
 
slartibartfast

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Dougal said:
Getting round to playing it is the bastard. Presuming both teams keep picking up maximum points (and now probably won't) we will overtake them when we play Brighton on the 17th. And then because of the semi final they will play twice more before we play again on the 30th against Watford. So we get to play catch up all over again. Psychologically it's very much in their favour, but it's also a chance for them to slip up first.
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Funny how we consistently keep playing catch up.
Of course 'its just the way the fixtures fall :cautious:
Not when SKY keep moving them to suit tv it isnt.
Getting on my tits this is.
Can we go 2 games in front of someone 1 season please Mr Sky fixture planner man. (Went all PaddyPower there).
 
mark87

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spurs mental said:
Another gem from my friend today at dinner after I watched our highlights with him.

Eriksen's goal was really similar to Henderson's v Chelsea a few seasons ago. When I told him it wasn't really and Eriksens was much more difficult he started rambling about how Salah would have scored from Son's chance. When I reminded him that we still scored from that attack he said we brought on Kane so he could catch Salah for the golden boot and it wasn't fair that Kane recovered from injury so quickly
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Hahaha I love this guy.
 
Dougal

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slartibartfast said:
Funny how we consistently keep playing catch up.
Of course 'its just the way the fixtures fall :cautious:
Not when SKY keep moving them to suit tv it isnt.
Getting on my tits this is.
Can we go 2 games in front of someone 1 season please Mr Sky fixture planner man. (Went all PaddyPower there).
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On the plus side, both ourselves and Liverpool are chasing United. Who are away to City this Saturday evening. There's a few twists for United, Liverpool and Spurs yet.
 
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Oh yeah, so close, and Liverpool are the only team who could say this too. Practically won the league already.
 
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Yep. Social Media has made them even worse. At least before it was just the town bore in the pub, and if you didn't live near any of them you didn't have to deal with it, but now it's everywhere.
 
mark87

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Danners9 said:
Yep. Social Media has made them even worse. At least before it was just the town bore in the pub, and if you didn't live near any of them you didn't have to deal with it, but now it's everywhere.
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It's one of the reasons why i don't have twitter or go on Facebook. That's how i deal with it.
 
TheChosenOne

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Dougal said:
Getting round to playing it is the bastard. Presuming both teams keep picking up maximum points (and now probably won't) we will overtake them when we play Brighton on the 17th. And then because of the semi final they will play twice more before we play again on the 30th against Watford. So we get to play catch up all over again. Psychologically it's very much in their favour, but it's also a chance for them to slip up first.
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We still have to squeeze in the Newcastle game somewhere as well.
 
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Lovren made high-profile errors in defeats to Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur, but has had a solid season other than that. He believes, however, that pundits are always looking for the next mistake rather than praising him when he does play well.

"Everyone makes mistakes, but I play one bad game in 18 and everyone says, 'Look, look, look.' Why? I don't deserve that," Lovren said. "People don't see me in the 'small' games. They see 5-0 against Porto but nobody sees my part.



Reminds me of the joke:
So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:

"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No! And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!"

The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says:

"but you fuck one sheep..."
 
Marty

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slartibartfast said:
Funny how we consistently keep playing catch up.
Of course 'its just the way the fixtures fall :cautious:
Not when SKY keep moving them to suit tv it isnt.
Getting on my tits this is.
Can we go 2 games in front of someone 1 season please Mr Sky fixture planner man. (Went all PaddyPower there).
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Don't forget we're playing catch up on fixtures because Liverpool managed to lose to the shittest WBA side in modern history.
 
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