Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Chelsea thread

funkycoldmedina · Sep 7, 2023

Saudi airline that hasn't had any flights in the sky yet is rumoured to be Chelsea's new shirt sponsor in the Times.
Absolutely stinks to high heaven the real string pullers at Chelsea

Gb160 · Sep 7, 2023

DJS said:
I know he’s a thicko and can’t help himself, but still find it irritating.

This is exactly his aim.

Marty · Sep 7, 2023

At least some players has the presence of mind to turn them down. Nusa is going to be an absolute superstar and will have his pick of the elite clubs before too long.

Chelsea bid €35m for him on Deadline Day apparently.

Wheeler Dealer · Sep 7, 2023

funkycoldmedina said:
Saudi airline that hasn't had any flights in the sky yet is rumoured to be Chelsea's new shirt sponsor in the Times.
Absolutely stinks to high heaven the real string pullers at Chelsea

Exactly. The £1bn spent on players definitely hasn’t come from Boehly’s wallet. Looking at the ownership’s investors gives the game away.

philll · Sep 8, 2023

mill · Sep 8, 2023

I really hope this ends up with a lot of expensive unhappy flops stuck on their long contracts

allatsea · Sep 9, 2023

mill said:
I really hope this ends up with a lot of expensive unhappy flops stuck on their long contracts

Not a problem for them Saudi Arabia will just buy them most likely at a profit for Chelsea.

nailsy · Sep 9, 2023

Dillspur said:
HAHA! He isn't going anywhere! who's going match his wages and pay the transfer fee! There's probably only a couple of clubs in Europe that could.

We're one of them though right? Right?

rossdapep · Sep 10, 2023

Marty said:
At least some players has the presence of mind to turn them down. Nusa is going to be an absolute superstar and will have his pick of the elite clubs before too long.

Chelsea bid €35m for him on Deadline Day apparently.

Elye Wahi too.

Didn't want to be loaned out and wanted to feel wanted at his new cub and not a 'project player'

RJR1949 · Sep 11, 2023

Chelsea’s latest signing

glacierSpurs · Sep 15, 2023

Don't see Poch lasting beyond Christmas if this goes on. Hahaha. Beautiful seeing how moody he sounds already. Such a disgrace of a club to be lamenting such issue when they are seemingly signing up hundred of players.

Mauricio Pochettino has revealed he only has '14 or 15' players to choose from when Chelsea travel to Bournemouth on Sunday.

Despite spending another £400million in the summer, Todd Boehly's expensive squad has crumbled under the weight of injury problems in recent weeks.

Pochettino has as several first-team stars unavailable for the trip to the south coast and has a threadbare squad to choose from.

The Blues were beaten by Nottingham Forest at Stamford Bridge in the last appearance and will be desperate to return to winning ways as they eye a return to European football.

But Pochettino conceded he has limited options to take on Andoni Iraola's side with so many stars unavailable

Speaking on Friday, the former Tottenham boss said: 'With the circumstances, of course, I think it is better for us because we have 11 or 12 players injured.

And I think it shows with the squad at the moment. I think we only have 14 or 15 players. I think it's important that we can recover the players and be competitive.

'Of course with the history of Chelsea, we need to be involved in European competition but that is not in my hands now, that is the reality.

'In our hands now is to work and to try and be in there next season. For sure we are going to be in European competition next season.'

robotsonic · Sep 15, 2023

glacierSpurs said:
Don't see Poch lasting beyond Christmas if this goes on. Hahaha. Beautiful seeing how moody he sounds already. Such a disgrace of a club to be lamenting such issue when they are seemingly signing up hundred of players.

What the fuck are those quotes? There's dampening expectations and then...there's that. "Season's over already after 4 games". I bet their fans love hearing that! :LOL:

Hard to imagine a start going so poorly, especially given the money spent. Long may it continue.

Gassin's finest · Sep 16, 2023

He'll be managing in the desert come January and then we'll never hear from him again.

Wheeler Dealer · Sep 16, 2023

glacierSpurs said:
Don't see Poch lasting beyond Christmas if this goes on. Hahaha. Beautiful seeing how moody he sounds already. Such a disgrace of a club to be lamenting such issue when they are seemingly signing up hundred of players.

If they lose to Bournemouth tomorrow, then the pressure on him will be unbearable. I can't see them getting much joy from Villa and Brighton, who they play after Bournemouth

whitechina · Sep 16, 2023

Are shucks....
Diddums....
If only Arsenal can join them near the bottom it would be a Carlsberg moment

philll · Sep 17, 2023

arunspurs · Sep 17, 2023

How did Todd Boehly made Chelsea worse than Bournemouth after spending 1billion ? :ROFLMAO:

whitechina · Sep 17, 2023

arunspurs said:
How did Todd Boehly made Chelsea worse than Bournemouth after spending 1billion ?

Don't care- but I hope he stays and keeps up the good work

Tezza1978 · Sep 17, 2023

Watching Poch's press conference on SSN and I dont miss his waffly, talking in riddles style at all.

Another poor performance. He'll be sacked by Xmas.

Bluto Blutarsky · Sep 17, 2023

arunspurs said:
How did Todd Boehly made Chelsea worse than Bournemouth after spending 1billion ?

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