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yanno

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Aug 1, 2003
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Sporting's Head of Comms sounds pretty clued up about the moral integrity and business practices of the Spammer owners. The only thing he left out was the photo with a certain David Hunt...

"Mr David Sullivan lies. No proposal arrived for the player William Carvalho. The football industry is not the plateau of an adult film in which all obscenities are allowed. For this reason, the boss of a Club requires much more than this intellectual pornography. Mr Sullivan has a duty to prove what he says. Sporting Clube de Portugal challenges him to publicly show the proposals he says have been made as well as the evidence that Sporting CP has received them."
 

Lilbaz

Just call me Baz
Apr 1, 2005
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David Sullivan told the West Ham OS:

“It is no secret that we made a club record bid for Sporting Lisbon’s William Carvalho, but unfortunately that offer was rejected a couple of weeks ago".


Fair enough. Except that it was a secret to one man, Sporting Lisbon's President Bruno de Carvalho, who said:

“There wasn’t a single offer for him. We didn’t reject anything. There were approaches, but we didn’t receive any formal proposals.


Probably just a misunderstanding. Let's see if Sporting's Head of Communications, Nuno Saraiva, can clear things up:

"Mr David Sullivan lies. No proposal arrived for the player William Carvalho. The football industry is not the plateau of an adult film in which all obscenities are allowed. For this reason, the boss of a Club requires much more than this intellectual pornography. Mr Sullivan has a duty to prove what he says. Sporting Clube de Portugal challenges him to publicly show the proposals he says have been made as well as the evidence that Sporting CP has received them."

:eek::ROFLMAO:

Shots fired.

This is going to be good...

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Quality as always nine.
 

thinktank

Hmmm...
Sep 28, 2004
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David Sullivan told the West Ham OS:

“It is no secret that we made a club record bid for Sporting Lisbon’s William Carvalho, but unfortunately that offer was rejected a couple of weeks ago".


Fair enough. Except that it was a secret to one man, Sporting Lisbon's President Bruno de Carvalho, who said:

“There wasn’t a single offer for him. We didn’t reject anything. There were approaches, but we didn’t receive any formal proposals.


Probably just a misunderstanding. Let's see if Sporting's Head of Communications, Nuno Saraiva, can clear things up:

"Mr David Sullivan lies. No proposal arrived for the player William Carvalho. The football industry is not the plateau of an adult film in which all obscenities are allowed. For this reason, the boss of a Club requires much more than this intellectual pornography. Mr Sullivan has a duty to prove what he says. Sporting Clube de Portugal challenges him to publicly show the proposals he says have been made as well as the evidence that Sporting CP has received them."

:eek::ROFLMAO:

Shots fired.

This is going to be good...

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Amazing. Season has only just begun and between spam and the scum it's already on the way to being legendary.
 

Colonel_Klinck

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May 19, 2004
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David Sullivan told the West Ham OS:

“It is no secret that we made a club record bid for Sporting Lisbon’s William Carvalho, but unfortunately that offer was rejected a couple of weeks ago".


Fair enough. Except that it was a secret to one man, Sporting Lisbon's President Bruno de Carvalho, who said:

“There wasn’t a single offer for him. We didn’t reject anything. There were approaches, but we didn’t receive any formal proposals.


Probably just a misunderstanding. Let's see if Sporting's Head of Communications, Nuno Saraiva, can clear things up:

"Mr David Sullivan lies. No proposal arrived for the player William Carvalho. The football industry is not the plateau of an adult film in which all obscenities are allowed. For this reason, the boss of a Club requires much more than this intellectual pornography. Mr Sullivan has a duty to prove what he says. Sporting Clube de Portugal challenges him to publicly show the proposals he says have been made as well as the evidence that Sporting CP has received them."

:eek::ROFLMAO:

Shots fired.

This is going to be good...

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Is that a legit quote??

Edit: it is :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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TheChosenOne

A dislike or neg rep = fat fingers
Dec 13, 2005
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Evening Standard‏Verified account@standardnews
Andy Carroll 'robbed of £22k watch by gun-wielding moped rider'

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/cri...rider-on-way-home-from-training-a3622176.html

I expect he sustained another injury in the process :)

Last November, trial under way.

The robber got 11 years ! Led from the dock he yelled "I never done it"

Maybe @gww1 might retract his optimistic rating on my original post now, which was for factual information. LOL ?
 

Col_M

Pointing out the Obvious
Feb 28, 2012
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The robber got 11 years ! Led from the dock he yelled "I never done it"

Maybe @gww1 might retract his optimistic rating on my original post now, which was for factual information. LOL ?

The character witness from Sullivan didn't help matters then?
 

NinjaTuna

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Jul 9, 2017
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Gallows humour. We all knew how to take a joke when we were shit too but now A lot of new spurs fans are quite precious.
Some (tbh most) of our fans on twitter are embarrassing. Screeching "ANNOUNCE AURIER" at @SpursOfficial when they were promoting tickets for the Game4Grenfell made me feel ashamed
 

Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
Jun 20, 2012
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Some (tbh most) of our fans on twitter are embarrassing. Screeching "ANNOUNCE AURIER" at @SpursOfficial when they were promoting tickets for the Game4Grenfell made me feel ashamed
It's pretty sad, although you find most of the twitter army is probably about 13 years old....not saying that makes it ok but a lot of kids are just idiots.
 

hughy

I'm SUPER cereal.
Nov 18, 2007
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David Sullivan told the West Ham OS:

“It is no secret that we made a club record bid for Sporting Lisbon’s William Carvalho, but unfortunately that offer was rejected a couple of weeks ago".


Fair enough. Except that it was a secret to one man, Sporting Lisbon's President Bruno de Carvalho, who said:

“There wasn’t a single offer for him. We didn’t reject anything. There were approaches, but we didn’t receive any formal proposals.


Probably just a misunderstanding. Let's see if Sporting's Head of Communications, Nuno Saraiva, can clear things up:

"Mr David Sullivan lies. No proposal arrived for the player William Carvalho. The football industry is not the plateau of an adult film in which all obscenities are allowed. For this reason, the boss of a Club requires much more than this intellectual pornography. Mr Sullivan has a duty to prove what he says. Sporting Clube de Portugal challenges him to publicly show the proposals he says have been made as well as the evidence that Sporting CP has received them."

:eek::ROFLMAO:

Shots fired.

This is going to be good...

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This is why you're my fave. X
 

HobbitSpur

The Voice of Reason
Jun 28, 2013
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Soccer AM‏Verified account@SoccerAM
West Ham co-owner David Sullivan says manager Slaven Bilic turned down chance to sign midfielders Renato Sanches and Grzegorz Krychowiak
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If this is true then West Ham are dumb. (To be fair even if it isn't true, West Ham are still dumb)


Well true or not that has to be the end of Bilic tenure. If it true then he has put himself properly in the firing line.

If BS tgen surely Bilic cannot stay there with the owners spouting shit.

Every time i think that the Dildo Bros and the Chick with a Dick cannot get any less classy, they outdo themselves with postings like thus.

I love the three of them so so so much (as long as they remain at west ham)

Can we start a rumour that Bilic is on his way out and that they have already lined up Gerry Cottle as his replacement
 

Spurger King

can't smile without glue
Jul 22, 2008
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Well true or not that has to be the end of Bilic tenure. If it true then he has put himself properly in the firing line.

If BS tgen surely Bilic cannot stay there with the owners spouting shit.

Every time i think that the Dildo Bros and the Chick with a Dick cannot get any less classy, they outdo themselves with postings like thus.

I love the three of them so so so much (as long as they remain at west ham)

Can we start a rumour that Bilic is on his way out and that they have already lined up Gerry Cottle as his replacement

They're massively out of their depth. The UK government really should have done their due diligence and just demolished the Olympic Stadium rather than have it associated with such a continuous embarrassment.
 

mstill13

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May 26, 2007
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David Sullivan told the West Ham OS:

“It is no secret that we made a club record bid for Sporting Lisbon’s William Carvalho, but unfortunately that offer was rejected a couple of weeks ago".


Fair enough. Except that it was a secret to one man, Sporting Lisbon's President Bruno de Carvalho, who said:

“There wasn’t a single offer for him. We didn’t reject anything. There were approaches, but we didn’t receive any formal proposals.


Probably just a misunderstanding. Let's see if Sporting's Head of Communications, Nuno Saraiva, can clear things up:

"Mr David Sullivan lies. No proposal arrived for the player William Carvalho. The football industry is not the plateau of an adult film in which all obscenities are allowed. For this reason, the boss of a Club requires much more than this intellectual pornography. Mr Sullivan has a duty to prove what he says. Sporting Clube de Portugal challenges him to publicly show the proposals he says have been made as well as the evidence that Sporting CP has received them."

:eek::ROFLMAO:

Shots fired.

This is going to be good...

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West Ham are going to sue him for libel :LOL:

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...rvalho-claim-made-by-sporting-lisbon-official
 
Jan 28, 2011
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:ROFLMAO:

My word that club is a complete fucking circus. Fans must be mortified.

Well, let's see what KUMB have to say. Hmm, think this post sums it up...

"Why is this even happening on Twitter? What are we? Jordan and ****ing Dane Bowers? Can you imagine the Monday morning meeting in most companies...?


"Morning. Did you manage to resolve the situation where one of our competitors has made a libellous comment about us in the media. That was your top priority last week, was it not?"

"Well sort of."

"Sort of?"


"Yes, I've had my 17 year old son tweet him. No response as yet."

FFS

:LOL:


And what about the Portuguese. Any word from them yet?

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chatospretos‏@chatospretos 58m58 minutes ago

Replying to @DaveSulley
If you want's Carvalho ,do not trade like gypsis. He have a price,you came and pay.SPORTING CLUBE DE PORTUGAL.


Like gypsis. Oh my days. Bang to rights...

:ROFLMAO:
 
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