5 Bold Predictions for the 20/21 season

[garryparkerschest]

That time of year again where we predict what's going to happen in the forthcoming season.

1. Kane will finish top goal scorer in the EPL

2. Cirkin will establish himself in the first team squad and play more games than expected.

3. Ndombele will stay out the canteen long enough to show us what he can really do and play an important role this season. (here's me hoping ??)

4. We'll finish in the top 4

5. Frank Lampard will be sacked before the end of the season as the expectations gets the better of him.

NB- Not mentioning trophies this season because im always wrong!


Whats yours?

 

[robertgoulet]

1) we will finish 2nd to City in the Prem.
2) NDombele will be in the running for our player of the season.
3) Kane will win the Golden Boot
4) We will win the FA Cup/Europa double
5) Sessegnon will be our starting LB by year-end

 

[GetKaned]

1. Tanganga will win PL young player of the year

2. Ndombele will NOT be a pivotal player this season, should he stay

3. FOUR players from our side will score more than 10 goals in Premier League

4. Matt Doherty would score more goals and contribute more assists than Erik Lamela

5. We will finish inside the top 4

 

[Spursmatty87]

1: We’ll challenge for the league.

2: Dele, Son will score 15 league goals each.

3: Lloris will win the golden glove.

4: Poch will be managing in the pl by Christmas.

5: we will finally win a trophy.

 

[Trotter]

1. We fill finish outside of Top 4
2. We will go out of domestic cups early
3. We will lose in early knockout rounds of Europa (Last 16 or 32)
4. We will still make a profit
5. Fans will actively and visibly start rebelling against ownership

 

[daveduvet]

There’ll be a second wave of Covid and the season is postponed

 

[ardiles]

1. We will qualify for next season’s CL

2. We will win silverware

3. we will finally get to see the best of Tanguy at our club.

4. Kane will win the golden boot.

5. Son will score more than 25 goals (all comps).

 

[JimmyG2]

1) Dreadful start and Mourinho sacked by Xmas
2) Harry Kane becomes player manager
3) Corona thingy returns and season ends in February saving us from relegation.
4) Club sold for 1.5 Billion to Amazon.
5) Stadium turned into a warehouse and depot as there is no football
6) Eriksen returns as Head of Distribution

 

[GetKaned]

1) Dreadful start and Mourinho sacked by Xmas
2) Harry Kane becomes player manager
3) Corona thingy returns and season ends in February saving us from relegation.
4) Club sold for 1.5 Billion to Amazon.
5) Stadium turned into a warehouse and depot as there is no football
6) Eriksen returns as Head of Distribution

I came looking for copper but I found gold.

 

[TPdYID]

1. Eric and Dele find a surrogate as they confess their unwavering love for each other, cherry on the cake being their first child together.
2. Levy sacks Mourinho and appoints himself. First major job of his tenure is to get Ndombele a waist-trainer and ban ketchup from the canteen.
3. Danny Rose retires from football to become a chat-show host. His new show is streamed by THFC and is called “Rosey Future”.
4. 5 minutes before the end of the summer window, Levy pulls out all the stops to appease fans concerns about lack of Kane backup. The club welcomes Odemwinge on a short term deal.
5. Sissoko is still shit. Fans begin to realise running into opposition players is more suited to the NFL, subsequently Sissoko finishes the season playing at the new WHL wearing a helmet and shoulder pads.

 

[mark87]

1) Ndombele proves his worth, becomes undroppable and Jose comes out and says he was wrong to doubt him.
2) A top four finish
3) Kane top PL scorer and only misses two games all PL season
4) Alli finishes with over 15 PL goals
5) We win the EL

 

[Gassin's finest]

1. Eric and Dele find a surrogate as they confess their unwavering love for each other, cherry on the cake being their first child together.
2. Levy sacks Mourinho and appoints himself. First major job of his tenure is to get Ndombele a waist-trainer and ban ketchup from the canteen.
3. Danny Rose retires from football to become a chat-show host. His new show is streamed by THFC and is called “Rosey Future”.
4. 5 minutes before the end of the summer window, Levy pulls out all the stops to appease fans concerns about lack of Kane backup. The club welcomes Odemwinge on a short term deal.
5. Sissoko is still shit. Fans begin to realise running into opposition players is more suited to the NFL, subsequently Sissoko finishes the season playing at the new WHL wearing a helmet and shoulder pads.

Rosey Future...

 

[southlondonyiddo]

1) Dreadful start and Mourinho sacked by Xmas
2) Harry Kane becomes player manager
3) Corona thingy returns and season ends in February saving us from relegation.
4) Club sold for 1.5 Billion to Amazon.
5) Stadium turned into a warehouse and depot as there is no football
6) Eriksen returns as Head of Distribution

7) Its only meant to be 5 predictions

 

[yankspurs]

1) There will be a ton of positive tests throughout the football world upon players returning to clubs next week. FIFA & UEFA are forced to cancel international play and Europe through the end of the year. It becomes too much for football which shuts down again. Euros gets cancelled.
2) Frank Lampard is sacked by Christmas upon football returning after a 7 game losing streak.
3) Chelsea melts down finishing 10th ahead of Arsenal as both clubs realize you cant win without a defense.
4) Kane wins golden boot & player of the season as Spurs finish 2nd to Liverpool.
5) Liverpool get deducted 60 points from final tally spiraling the club into administration and shutters for good following rapant use of steroids. Klopp becomes head of sport in Russia as Putin is a fan of the use.

Bonus:
6) Poch is managing Juve by Christmas and drops Ronaldo who returns to RM.
7) ENIC sells the club & Levy does not remain. SC is too depressed about it to enjoy us winning a trophy.
8) Leeds embarks on a path to do another Leeds.

 

[Mungo63]

1. We’ll finish top 4 and have cup runs.

2. Cirkin will establish himself at LB

3. PEH will be solid

4. Sess will figure in cup games playing in a forward position but fail to shine

5. Poch will take the Palace job

 

[AllReb]

1. Sissoko to be made club captain
2. Ndombele makes an advert for Burger King
3. Bale arrives as an Xmas present for Jose
4. Bale scores the winner in the Europa Cup Final
5. Kane buys a semi in Edmonton to show intent

 

[Pochemon94]

1. Bezos buys the club
2. All players are replaced by robots
3. Robot sissoko wins PL player of the year + Golden Boot
4. We beat Man City to the quadroople
5. One of Werner/Havertz/Ziyech misses significant time

 

[lis spur]

1. Dele Ali works out the toothbrush conundrum.
2. Levy grows a goatee .
3. Lloris does sober October
4. Sissoko makes a midfield break and coolly slots home the winner in the FA Cup
5. Jose hails his greatest ever achievement as we get 3rd in the league and win 2 cups(Take your hand off for that)

 

[wrd]

1. We'll finish 2nd
2. We'll win the europa league
3. Kane doesn't suffer a 3 month injury (ridiculously bold)
4. Ndombele will come good
5. We'll sign a backup striker and a whopping 80% of us will like him.

 

[ultimateloner]

1) Sanchez and Dier will be rock solid this year; we will be the meanest defence
2) Son tops 20 PL goals this season
3) Ndombele will be sold by the start of the season
4) Doherty tops 10 assists this season
5) Harry Winks will consistently be in the starting line up.