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5 Bold Predictions for the 22/23 season

TorontoYid

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  1. We win the Treble
  2. Chelsea implode due to manager volatility and Putin interference and get relegated
  3. Kane stays at Spurs
  4. Arsenal miss out on CL footy again but by 1 point in goal difference this time
  5. Man City go bankrupt when Middle Eastern oil money gets pulled out of the club
 

JimmyG2

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Dec 7, 2006
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(1) Huge Gazprom Naming Rights deal banned by Govt.
(2) Tottenham members promised 25% discount on energy bills revolt.
(3) Army seal off N17. Pitched battles in streets around WHL
(4) Stadium detroyed by Russian rockets and Spurs banned for 10 years from League.
(5) Conte and Paritici installed at Arsenal.Win Leagus and cup.
 

Timberwolf

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Jan 17, 2008
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1. Kane signs a new deal.
2. We get knocked out of the CL in the group stages.
3. We win a domestic cup.
4. Spence doesnt start a single league game all season
5. Richarlison only scores a handful of goals all season (like 5 or 6) but is still a fan favourite.
 

EQP

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1) We sign Adama Traore, who then goes on to provide double digits assists
2) We win the FA Cup and Carabao Cup
3) Kane scores a free-kick
4) We do not concede from an own-goal all season in the league
5) Conte eventually moves us to a 352 with Bissouma - PEH - Bentancur dominating games for fun.
 

Bulletspur

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Oct 17, 2006
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5) Conte eventually moves us to a 352 with Bissouma - PEH - Bentancur dominating games for fun.
I really wish this would happen. We then would have Skipp to deputise if there are any injuries etc
 

Timberwolf

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1. Kane signs a new deal.
2. We get knocked out of the CL in the group stages.
3. We win a domestic cup.
4. Spence doesnt start a single league game all season
5. Richarlison only scores a handful of goals all season (like 5 or 6) but is still a fan favourite.
So how did everyone do?

First 3 not good but 4 was spot on and I think 5 was pretty close (Rich scored 3 goals in all comps and still quite popular).
 

Buggsy61

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Aug 31, 2012
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So how did everyone do?

First 3 not good but 4 was spot on and I think 5 was pretty close (Rich scored 3 goals in all comps and still quite popular).
Mine was an appalling effort to be honest, and I especially cringe when looking at number 5 given all the flak Levy has taken in the last 12 months or so :banghead:. We were third for a while until Conte blew a gasket, Parrott flopped and Dane had a purple patch before falling back a bit towards the end - big year for him this season, and I think he will be stronger for the experience last time out.
Will have another go this season...............

>>We have a very good season but fall short in the end and finish third.
We are the top club in London and win away at both Chelsea and Arsenal. A lot of clubs are affected by fatigue towards the end of the season and there are plenty of shock results with low end table clubs beating top ones on notable occasions.

We get to the CL quarter finals but are knocked out by City.

We have a favourable draw in the FA cup and go onto win it.

Troy Parrot has a great season for Preston and begins to look too good for that level. Scarlett has a slow start for Portsmouth and then really finds his feet and finishes with 12 goals.

We finally get a naming rights sponsor from the States. Spurs are now a money machine and the media finally wake up to that fact and Levy gets roundly lauded as a genius for the work he has done for the last 20 years +.<<
 

Timberwolf

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Mine was an appalling effort to be honest, and I especially cringe when looking at number 5 given all the flak Levy has taken in the last 12 months or so :banghead:. We were third for a while until Conte blew a gasket, Parrott flopped and Dane had a purple patch before falling back a bit towards the end - big year for him this season, and I think he will be stronger for the experience last time out.
Will have another go this season...............

>>We have a very good season but fall short in the end and finish third.
We are the top club in London and win away at both Chelsea and Arsenal. A lot of clubs are affected by fatigue towards the end of the season and there are plenty of shock results with low end table clubs beating top ones on notable occasions.

We get to the CL quarter finals but are knocked out by City.

We have a favourable draw in the FA cup and go onto win it.

Troy Parrot has a great season for Preston and begins to look too good for that level. Scarlett has a slow start for Portsmouth and then really finds his feet and finishes with 12 goals.

We finally get a naming rights sponsor from the States. Spurs are now a money machine and the media finally wake up to that fact and Levy gets roundly lauded as a genius for the work he has done for the last 20 years +.<<
Good stuff - I'll make a new thread for this for the upcoming season.
 
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