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5 Bold Predictions for the 22/23 season

garryparkerschest

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Apr 24, 2012
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So here’s my predictions for the forthcoming season.

1. We will genuinely challenge for the title this season, even win it.

2. We will get to a final of a domestic cup.

3. Dejan Kulusevski will be the PFA young player of the season.

4. Ivan Perisic will score over 10 goals in the EPL

5. Dilan Markanday will explode in the championship and become an EPL player within 2 seasons.

What’s yours?
 

blankom

Jürgen Klinsmann
Feb 7, 2006
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Here are mine:

1: Trump will apply for the vacant Pope job.

2: Sol Campbell will finally apologize to Tottenham fans

3: Ricky Gervais will replace Jamie Redknapp as so-called expert

4: Bryan Gil will grow a beard

5: Arsenal will move back to South London
 

Japhet

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Aug 30, 2010
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1) Harry Kane will appear in a pantomime.
2) Eric Ten Hag will reveal that he identifies as a Toblorone.
3) The London Stadium will be destroyed when the vibrations from 'I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles' set off a WW2 bomb.
4) Sean Dyche will not get back into football management but will appear in the West End in the lead role of Annie.
5) Jim White will be given an MBE for services to window lickers.
 

whitesocks

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Jan 16, 2014
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4. Ivan Perisic will score over 10 goals in the EPL
He got 4 in 22 last season. 8 in 35 the season before.
So it is possible, but I rather he didn't hog all the opportunities to reach it - we have the best finisher in the league in kane, so feeding him should always be the first choice if he is in space.
 

WhiteHeartLowe

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Jul 7, 2004
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He got 4 in 22 last season. 8 in 35 the season before.
So it is possible, but I rather he didn't hog all the opportunities to reach it - we have the best finisher in the league in kane, so feeding him should always be the first choice if he is in space.
Watching the game yesterday, I was struck by how often he was taking shots on goal from outside the box. Obviously fancies himself to get a few!
 

H-SF

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Jan 2, 2020
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We won’t come top 4 but will go very deep in the UCL

Manchester City will not win the league title and Haaland will underwhelm massively.

Sickeningly, Arsenal will comfortably qualify for the Champions League.

Leon Bailey will have a terrific season for Aston Villa and will be linked with top 6 clubs in summer 2023

Fulham will actually be good.
 

dirtyh

One Skin, two skin.....
Jun 24, 2011
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Conte signs a new contract before the season opener
We double one of Liverpool, city or chelsea.
kane scores 30 league goals
We beat Real Madrid in the ucl at some stage
Arteta doesn’t make it to Christmas
 

Buggsy61

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Aug 31, 2012
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We have a very good season but fall short in the end and finish third.
We are the top club in London and win away at both Chelsea and Arsenal. A lot of clubs are affected by fatigue towards the end of the season and there are plenty of shock results with low end table clubs beating top ones on notable occasions.

We get to the CL quarter finals but are knocked out by City.

We have a favourable draw in the FA cup and go onto win it.

Troy Parrot has a great season for Preston and begins to look too good for that level. Scarlett has a slow start for Portsmouth and then really finds his feet and finishes with 12 goals.

We finally get a naming rights sponsor from the States. Spurs are now a money machine and the media finally wake up to that fact and Levy gets roundly lauded as a genius for the work he has done for the last 20 years +.
 

Dave1882

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We'll finish no closer than 15 points off Citeh/Scouse

We'll Finish in 3rd

Kane will win Golden Boot / Player of the Season

We'll lose an FA Cup Semi

Gooners will be our closet competitors in the League
 

Indacupfortottenham

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Jan 17, 2013
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1) Despite signing 6 players early in the window, we continue to strengthen our squad with another 2 top class signings before the window shuts.
2) Conte new contract
3) Kane new contract (has the best season of his career).
4) Title challenge
5) first major trophy since 2008
 

Armstrong_11

Spurs makes me happy, you... not so much :)
Aug 3, 2011
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Gotta be BOLD....

1. We will win a league.
2. EtH gone by Dec.
3. Haaland flops. (Haha-land gonna be a thing later this season)
4. We find a naming rights partner for the stadium.
5. I retain the SC predictor league crown :ROFLMAO:
 
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Grey Fox

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Jul 10, 2008
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Gotta be BOLD....

1. We will win a league.
2. EtH gone by Dec.
3. Haaland flops. (Haha-land gonna be a thing later this season)
4. We find a naming rights partner for the stadium.
5. I retain the SC predictor league crown :ROFLMAO:
Sorry mate but I want my crown back, its been too long. I blame Mourinho, never had a clue how we would turn up ?
 

leelee

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Oct 6, 2004
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Koulibaly a dud
Chelsea outside top 4
Spurs win Premier league
Jesus top scorer
Palace qualify europa league
 

We'llWinThePrem

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Oct 28, 2010
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Kane will score 35 PL goals and become our top scorer
Perisic will record 10+ PL assists
Kulusevski will win YPOTY
Spurs will reach the semis of the CL
Son will overtake Defoe
 

Zeb

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Jan 23, 2013
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Kane will score 35 PL goals and become our top scorer
Perisic will record 10+ PL assists
Kulusevski will win YPOTY
Spurs will reach the semis of the CL
Son will overtake Defoe
Shouldn't be hard, he's got short legs...
 

stormfly

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Dec 6, 2006
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1, We will win the CL
2, Kane will beat Greaves’ scoring record.
3, We will get the most points we’ve ever had for a season in the Premier League.
4, We will do the double over Liverpool.
5, We will finally get the naming rights for the stadium and it will be from Amazon. WHL will then be known as the Amazon Jungle.
 

Gareth88

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1. Win either the Fa or Carabao cup
2.We get awarded the most penalties
3. Beat Liverpool and City home +away
4.Romero get 4 red cards
5.Son scores 30 goals
 

Bulletspur

The Reasonable Advocate
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Oct 17, 2006
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Both Kane and Conte will extend their contracts

Arsenal will be a thorn in our side with regards to League position and overall success this season

Kulusevski will get Young Player of the Year

Erik Ten Hag is going to walk away from Manu

Djed is going to be phenomenal and surprise quite a few
 

UncleBuck

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Aug 20, 2003
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Domestic cup winner
Finish within five points of Citeh in second
ETH walks by Christmas
Son & Kane finish above Haaland in the scoring charters in 1st and 2nd places
 
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