6 goals in 4 mins

[TaoistMonkey]

She was pretty decent actually, for a girl!

Quite poor show that people are slating this, looks like a decent kick about, wouldn't mind being part of that!

I really like the pitch though, and dude in the blue is some serious goal hanger!!!

I agree. Lets not be dicks. I'd give my left nut to have the time to have a kick about with my mates.

 

[JAYSTAR]

Which one are you Boris?

 

[Shanks]

It's an indoor facility, we rent the field at noon, Mon, Wed and Fri, some of us have been doing it for 15 or so years. We used to get enough players with few subs or none at all per team but since I started recording the games back in December last year, more people have been showing up. If we get 21 or more we split into 3 teams (white, red and blue, players are asked to bring T-shirts of each color) that we try to even out in terms of the quality, then we start rotating every 5 mins, one of the team takes a brake while the other 2 play. If a lot of us show up in one day, we might end up with 30 or more players, it gets crowdy when they are 20-22 players on the pitch but it changes the game as it forces us to pass the ball more often.

The dude in blue is 43 and as far as I know he is a spurs fan.

If I ever find myself in the US, and located near you, I'll be coming along for a kick around fella!

Show those american boys how to play proper footy ;-)

 

[Lufti]

I agree. Lets not be dicks. I'd give my left nut to have the time to have a kick about with my mates.

I agree that it's a little uncalled for, but at the same time, when uploading a video to a forum of football fans with a title suggesting that an amazing feat had been captured, it was kind of inevitable Looks like fun but not sure if it was worth the upload

P.s. 2:18 is the best tackle ever

 

[BorisTM]

Which one are you Boris?

I agree that it's a little uncalled for, but at the same time, when uploading a video to a forum of football fans with a title suggesting that an amazing feat had been captured, it was kind of inevitable Looks like fun but not sure if it was worth the upload

P.s. 2:18 is the best tackle ever

Right, why would I upload a video if not to brag on here about my amazing feet, especially the left one? This is something I have never done before and probably never will, and I have never seen anyone do it, and I have played indoor for almost 15 years, it is just that the footy stars aligned well that day - the defense was really , my friends know I can do serious damage so there is always someone glued to my back when I decide to play upfront, but for some reason they ignored me in those 5 minutes, and the passes from the keeper were great so I took full advantage of the situation. What happened surprised everyone including me, so I figured I'd share with the fellow spudies.

 

[Spurger King]

I once scored 10 goals in 1 minute and 27 seconds. After the 10th went in I got a high five from all of my mates, and a big hug from the fit girl that used to watch us play, followed by a spontaneous fireworks display. There were no mobile phones around in those days, so you'll just have to take my word for it.

 

[JAYSTAR]

Right, why would I upload a video if not to brag on here about my amazing feet, especially the left one? This is something I have never done before and probably never will, and I have never seen anyone do it, and I have played indoor for almost 15 years, it is just that the footy starts aligned well that day - the defense was really , my friends know I can do serious damage so there is always someone glued to my back when I decide to play upfront, but for some reason they ignored me in those 5 minutes, and the passes from the keeper were great so I took full advantage of the situation. What happened surprised everyone including me, so I figured I'd share with the fellow spudies.

Ah I see, the old 'I didn't realise anyone was recording that day, it was pure chance I was wearing a blue t-shirt that would make me stand out on the video' blag eh? Anyway, we all know you were wearing the Tevez shirt mate! Traitor.

 

[Shanks]

I will try and get some footage of our training sessions!

Maybe a go-pro camera on my head whilst in goal - could be amusing :-D

 

[Kushal]

The video already has had 109 views. Wow!

Come on people, fess up. Who's watched this more than once?

 

[JAYSTAR]

Just been invited to play tomorrow night. I'll let you know how I get on.. Any video will reveal that I am the best player on the pitch by far...



(At wheezing)

 

[hughy]

I once scored 10 goals in 1 minute and 27 seconds. After the 10th went in I got a high five from all of my mates, and a big hug from the fit girl that used to watch us play, followed by a spontaneous fireworks display. There were no mobile phones around in those days, so you'll just have to take my word for it.

Dude, I remember that. It was against that 5 year-old girl at table football, right?



She was fucking shit.

 

[Spurger King]

Dude, I remember that. It was against that 5 year-old girl at table football, right?



She was fucking shit.

Yep. Celebrating by sliding on the floor in front of her didn't go down too well. Bloody kids.

 

[Mr Pink]

Is this for real? Or they acting this way for laughs?

If serious, wow....don't let any of them quit their day jobs lol

 

[Davo99]

Great thread

 

[JerryGarcia]

from a pick up game with my buddies, so we are obviously not all on the same level, still I hope you enjoy the video.

Chubby guy in the bottom right at 1:34 reminds me so much of Dawson (with his gesticulating) and was the type of goal we've expertly conceded many a time this season.

 

[JerryGarcia]

Right, why would I upload a video if not to brag on here about my amazing feet, especially the left one? This is something I have never done before and probably never will, and I have never seen anyone do it, and I have played indoor for almost 15 years, it is just that the footy stars aligned well that day - the defense was really , my friends know I can do serious damage so there is always someone glued to my back when I decide to play upfront, but for some reason they ignored me in those 5 minutes, and the passes from the keeper were great so I took full advantage of the situation. What happened surprised everyone including me, so I figured I'd share with the fellow spudies.

Do you model your languid stlye of play on Berbatov by any chance?

 

[TottenhamLegend]

Who else thought that drill at 0:16 was going to go top corner, and was immensely disappointed when it didn't?

Having now watched more of the video, I would absolutely love to be playing against that lot

 

[BorisTM]

Do you model your languid stlye of play on Berbatov by any chance?

Uhmmm no , but you can blame the genes on that, it was at the end of the game and I was tired, dehydrated, desugarated, etc.

 

[Legend10]

The video already has had 109 views. Wow!

Come on people, fess up. Who's watched this more than once?

BorisTM, 107 times to be precise.

 

[Yid-ol]

I now think Dawson is world class.......