An open letter to God/Allah/Baby Jesus/FSM

[jimbo]

Dear [insert deity of choice],

I greatly enjoyed winning the FA Cup in 1991, especially as we got to beat Arsenal in the semi-final, thank you. I can understand that you might have felt the need to even it up a bit in 1993 although I don't agree with your decision.
1995 was just cruel, on both myself and Jurgen. 1999 wasn't much fun either, and although we were terrible in 2001 letting us score first was a bit mean don't you think? 2010 was probably the most embarrassing, and as it was my actual birthday that day it hurt quite a bit too. On 15th April 2012 we play Chelsea in another semi-final. (In case you haven't been paying attention, I hate Chelsea.)

After 5 semi-final defeats - and when everyone knows that the semi-final is the worst game to lose - don't you think it's time we had an FA Cup Final again? Please.

Thanks for listening.

 

[Spurger King]

I think the flying spaghetti monster owes us this one.

 

[Hoddle_Ledge]

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save us, Superman.

 

[Luka Van der Bale]

This is our year.

 

[kishman]

Last century was when the year ends in 1. Maybe this century when the year ends in 2, we reach a cup final.

 

[sunnydelight786]

I have been to our last 5 semi finals only to see us lose, maybe I should give it a miss this year...

 

[Dan Ashcroft]

I thought YHWH was our guy?

 

[oohaahedgar]

I have been to our last 5 semi finals only to see us lose, maybe I should give it a miss this year...

me too.

 

[tototoner]

there is a 1 in 2012, grasping ??

 

[LukaMotion]

I'm putting my faith in the almighty.

Zordon.

 

[Kingstheman]

I thought YHWH was our guy?

What about Elohim?

 

[Mr Pink]

A totally blessing that we've just played them, and used the 4-3-3. Harry will use that as his blueprint for the final now, you can guarantee that.

And if he does I fancy our chances big style.

 

[jedimonkey]

Help us, Obi Wan Kenobi, you're our only hope.

 

[hughy]

If you're listening, Macho Man Randy Savage, please let us reach the Final. ray:

 

[jedimonkey]

Oh yeah!

 

[Rocksuperstar]

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amen.

 

[HappySpur]

I thought YHWH was our guy?

Which explains why we suffer so much :razz:

 

[Hoddle_Ledge]

there is a 1 in 2012, grasping ??

It's when the year starts and ends with the same number.

 

[jamesc0le]

my bday is almost on the same day and as i have been kicking the shit out of the local parkies (sort of like sacrificial lambs) i should think the football gods will be quite happy with me and let us beat chelsea with kranjcar and louis my alltime fav supersub wide forwards..

 

[AngerManagement]

I lost all faith I had in God as a young school boy on a coach trip home from Elland road after the 4-1 Everton Semi in 1995......think its about time the all mighty tried something to bring me back to his flock, when the FA cup and make CL and I might just become a saved soul believer