I propose he be nicknamed "Constantinople"
As in...
*ehem*
Ben Stambouli was Constantinople
Now it's Ben Stambouli, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Frenchy delight on a moonlit night
No? Oh, okay then.
How about...
Ben Stambouli bouli bouli bouli
Gotcha!
Ben Stambou Ben Stambou
...
(To Gin Gan Goolie)
You and me both, brother. I just had to Google the name, I've never even heard of him.Wait, we've signed someone?
Where the fuck have I been? I haven't even noticed this piece of news.
I haven't heard of any of our signings. I know sweet FA about foreign footballYou and me both, brother. I just had to Google the name, I've never even heard of him.