Another clubs opinions of our songs

[Raxscallion]

What a load of bull.

Taxi for Maicon for chant of the year.

That was very funny. :grin:

But in general, our chants are hardly a thing of wit and wonder. We've got the most exciting new talent in the EPL, and his chant? Well... :roll:

I hate to say it, but my favourite chant/song of all time was the Scum's.

He's blonde
He's quick
His name's a porno flick
Emmanuel! Emmanuel!

Fucking genius. :grin:


But I'm not that bothered. The slow 'Oh When the Spurs' can be breathtaking, and nothing, and I mean nothing can ever be worse than our friends in Stratford - 'I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles'? Really? Seriously? Grown men? Fucking hell.... Eek :grin:

 

[LukaMotion]

That was very funny. :grin:

Thats the thing, it the way we tell 'em.

We may not be the most creative peeps but we sure can deliver our songs with atmosphere.

 

[andyw362]

That was very funny. :grin:

But in general, our chants are hardly a thing of wit and wonder. We've got the most exciting new talent in the EPL, and his chant? Well... :roll:

I hate to say it, but my favourite chant/song of all time was the Scum's.

He's blonde
He's quick
His name's a porno flick
Emmanuel! Emmanuel!

Fucking genius. :grin:


But I'm not that bothered. The slow 'Oh When the Spurs' can be breathtaking, and nothing, and I mean nothing can ever be worse than our friends in Stratford - 'I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles'? Really? Seriously? Grown men? Fucking hell.... Eek :grin:

What about...

posh spice is a slapper
she wears a wonderbra
and when shes shagging beckham
she thinks of ginola

 

[Raxscallion]

Not bad, but not as pithy.

 

[MattyP]

You're just a shit Chas and Dave to Liam Gallagher won chant of the year a couple of years ago.

Bale's "He was born to play for Spurs" is the better Bale chant, especially with my x-factor style harmonising.

 

[gibbs131]

I think the Bale chant makes our fans look like a bunch of mindless morons.

Why?

It the Wales rugby chant.

It's not mindless if it involves his heritage.

 

[C-oops]

I think the Bale chant makes our fans look like a bunch of mindless morons.

Yeah but the bale chant is a play on the welsh rugby one. Is cleverer than it sounds. Well as much as one a word chant can be clever

 

[Adam]

I love that other teams hate our 'oh when the spurs'-the slow build up into the quick bit is brilliant and pisses every other team off-surely that's part of the point of songs anyway, to get one over the other set of fans??

 

[chrissivad]

we might have some poor songs, but Oh When The Spurs is only bettered by you'll never walk alone from Liverpool and Celtic.

 

[EmperorKabir]

our songs are probably 2nd worst in the league behind liverpool, liverpool, liverpool.

 

[Krafty]

United have the worst chants/atmoshpere, especially considering they apparantely have 70k - Attack, Attack, Attack Attack Attack has to be the worst chant ever.

Favourite chant at the Lane? Week before last - (to the tune of Monster by The Automatic) Who's that f***ing up at the back? Is it Chimbonda? Is it Chimbonda?

 

[SoulDog]

yeah but no one else can do "OOOO WHEN THE SPUS GO MARCHING iN" like we do REALLY SLOW around the ground. always gives me goosebumps.

 

[mil1lion]

All our chants are better than Man City fans chanting "Defend, Defend, Defend Defend Defend"

 

[TheGreenLily]

The next time any crowd makes the hissing sound chant..... We should all start singing

Have you got a bum leak, Have you got a bum leak

 

[Norwegian_YId]

Our songs are shit though.

Our songs are great. Its just that our fans cant be bothered to learn them.


For instance you have this old school song who is perfect to sing nowadays:

"Ohh we`re marching into Europe in the shape of Jimmy Greaves
we humbled the Italians put the Germans on their knees
Ohh you`ve never seen anything like it in the present or the past
and as for fuckin arsenal you can stick them up your arse
Lalalalala lalalalala lalalalalal TOTTENHAM"

McNamara tune