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domw001

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May 11, 2006
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Where a lot of these footballers show their real stupidity is when they get convinced by their prospective wives that an OK! magazine deal wedding could make them ONE MILLION POUNDS, yet fail to realise that by tieing the knot they are set to sign away 20 times more.

If I was a wag, I'd pull some divvy footballer, marry him, deny him sex immediately, make him get it elsewhere, file for divorce, get my tits out in Loaded and buy a pink CLK. These women aren't stupid, they've got sweet, sweet plans.

Coleen kinda is that stupid though. She'll want to fight for the marriage.


Something Mr Defoe sussed a long, long time ago.

"Keep it short (no pun intended). Keep it single."

Good on ya Jezza. :beer:
 

AW?

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What i want to know is is this girl going to get convicted or prostitution though? See i thought that was a criminal offence selling your body? She'll be on fucking Come Dancing or whatever it's called next i bet.
 

yawa

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What i want to know is is this girl going to get convicted or prostitution though? See i thought that was a criminal offence selling your body? She'll be on fucking Come Dancing or whatever it's called next i bet.

From my understanding prostitution isnt illegal in this country. Its the soliciting/kerb crawling part of it thats illegal.
 

spurs mental

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More trouble brewing, for another United player, according to the same girl who was with Rooney. (Her twitter page). Don't know if I'm allowed to post it or not.
 

Samson

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I don't really agree with that, but have a slightly similar train of thought.

Why the fuck do these blokes get married?
Rooney, Tiger Woods, John Terry etc.
Just don't get married you stupid fuckers. If you want to keep putting your filthy rods in every different bird that walks past, that's fine, just don't get married beforehand.
Problem solved.
If you get married, don't be an arse and fuck about on your missus, ESPECIALLY if she's had your kids.

They're encouraged to settle down, generally much too early. But I suspect someone like Colleen Rooney or Toni Terry has been on the scene for a long time, pre-Terry being Terry. It's impossible once you are a multi-millionaire to be sure that the woman you're with doesn't want to be with you because you are a multi-millionaire. But you've more hope with the girl you knew when you were sixteen.

Edit: meant to add that a lot of men don't think that way. Does anyone believe that Terry, Woods or Rooney would be faithful without their fame? The standard and number of their conquests might dip, but not the desire.
 

sidford

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More trouble brewing, for another United player, according to the same girl who was with Rooney. (Her twitter page). Don't know if I'm allowed to post it or not.

Probably better off not naming him but a pm would be appreciated :up:
 
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