Where a lot of these footballers show their real stupidity is when they get convinced by their prospective wives that an OK! magazine deal wedding could make them ONE MILLION POUNDS, yet fail to realise that by tieing the knot they are set to sign away 20 times more.
If I was a wag, I'd pull some divvy footballer, marry him, deny him sex immediately, make him get it elsewhere, file for divorce, get my tits out in Loaded and buy a pink CLK. These women aren't stupid, they've got sweet, sweet plans.
Coleen kinda is that stupid though. She'll want to fight for the marriage.
Something Mr Defoe sussed a long, long time ago.
"Keep it short (no pun intended). Keep it single."
Good on ya Jezza. :beer: