Another England player getting bad press...

[AW?]

Oh dear, apparently pictures of the alleged orgy have made their way onto the internet.

Spoiler

:lol:

That has to be photoshopped, Colleen looks far too happy about it.

 

[AW?]

They often only get married as they get a bird up the duff (obviously not the case with Wayne).

I reckon it's also because most of them are bascially big kids and need somebody to wipe their arses for them. I can just imagine them all sat there in their pants playing Fifa against each other online and then the trophy wife shouting to them that the their din dins are ready and hurry up before it gets cold... whilst finishing off doing their nails watching the personal chef slaving away. Ok not all but i bet some of them don't cook. There's only so many hours in the day and there's shopping to be done. Like somebody said before. They pretty much deserve one aonther these wags and footy players. I've not got a great deal of sympathy for them although i guess when they are school sweethearts that makes a big difference.

 

[danielneeds]

I can't understand how these footballers who want to go around shagging everything, get married. Just stay single and no one will bat an eyelid!

Oh yeah - because they are stupid.

You don't understand their mentality. They think they can have their cake and eat it too. They want someone to be a home-maker, someone to take to their parent's house for tea, respectability and a family, and then they want to go out and take whatever they want. They think they are untouchable.

 

[Stoof]

You don't understand their mentality. They think they can have their cake and eat it too. They want someone to be a home-maker, someone to take to their parent's house for tea, respectability and a family, and then they want to go out and take whatever they want. They think they are untouchable.

Plus the wholesome, homely husband sells. Brand Rooney would have made a lot more money ever since he got married and then had a kid.

I expect some Mr 10% urged him to seal the deal in order to earn some more money, for both himself and the Mr 10%.

 

[danielneeds]

Plus the wholesome, homely husband sells. Brand Rooney would have made a lot more money ever since he got married and then had a kid.

I expect some Mr 10% urged him to seal the deal in order to earn some more money, for both himself and the Mr 10%.

I'm not that it was financially motivated.. Its just the done thing for someone who grew up in working class Liverpool - you get married, end of.

 

[KentuckyYid]

Wonder why he didn't/couldn't get a super injuction like all the rest of the footballers.

 

[MattyP]

Wonder why he didn't/couldn't get a super injuction like all the rest of the footballers.

According to the Torygraph he considered it, but was advised that because he had previously come out and spoken of his regret about sleeping with prostitutes it was unlikely to be granted.

 

[jimtheyid]

What a ****.

I reckon we could get him sent off at the Lane if we sing some songs about him letting his son down.

What a ****.

 

[Bus-Conductor]

He's a grown up, who gives a fuck who he fucks. It cuts both ways, most of the birds with these footballers wouldn't look twice at them if they weren't loaded, many wags are only only long term hookers anyway. Amazing how Colleen forgave Wayne for shagging hookers before wasn't it ? Could it be that she realised (and her Mr 10% realised) - as a bit of a munter herself - that he was her only hope of ever being rich and famous perhaps ?

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

I'm with BC.

As far as Coleen forgiving him goes, correct me if i'm wrong but wasn't that before they were married and she was legally entitled to her slice of the cake?

Forgiveness comes easy under them circumstances.

 

[yanno]

He's a grown up, who gives a fuck who he fucks. It cuts both ways, most of the birds with these footballers wouldn't look twice at them if they weren't loaded, many wags are only only long term hookers anyway. Amazing how Colleen forgave Wayne for shagging hookers before wasn't it ? Could it be that she realised (and her Mr 10% realised) - as a bit of a munter herself - that he was her only hope of ever being rich and famous perhaps ?

In addition, I wouldn't be surprized to learn that Rooney has a bit of the old Raging Bull Jake LaMotta mother/whore complex going down.

Given the hooker's description of the sex as "seedy", Rooney's peanut-sized emotional brain may accept doing things to a bought-and-paid-for hooker that he would never even contemplate with the mother of his children.

Alternately spurdownunder may have nailed it/her/him whatever:

Apparently Wayne has blamed his old man.
When he was nine, his old boy told him "just concentrate on football and fuck everything else"
Wayne listens real good.

 

[karennina]

Isn't the real violence here the cultural insistence that young people limit themselves, forever, to fucking just one special person? Anyone agree? It just doesn't make sense that Rooney's 'scum' or whatever for transgressing this norm, when it's rooted more in historical conventions about property exchange and controlling access to nubile women, than it is in avoiding fundamental harm or suffering.

Nobody can own anybody else, can they, so why is there so much drama about really fictional dibs on who anybody else does the bone dance with?

 

[spurdownunder]

Isn't the real violence here the cultural insistence that young people limit themselves, forever, to fucking just one special person? Anyone agree? It just doesn't make sense that Rooney's 'scum' or whatever for transgressing this norm, when it's rooted more in historical conventions about property exchange and controlling access to nubile women, than it is in avoiding fundamental harm or suffering.

Nobody can own anybody else, can they, so why is there so much drama about really fictional dibs on who anybody else does the bone dance with?

I don't really agree with that, but have a slightly similar train of thought.

Why the fuck do these blokes get married?
Rooney, Tiger Woods, John Terry etc.
Just don't get married you stupid fuckers. If you want to keep putting your filthy rods in every different bird that walks past, that's fine, just don't get married beforehand.
Problem solved.
If you get married, don't be an arse and fuck about on your missus, ESPECIALLY if she's had your kids.

 

[spurdownunder]

What a ****.

I reckon we could get him sent off at the Lane if we sing some songs about him letting his son down.

What a ****.

That could just work.
Would be classic to see him nut out Cantona style!

 

[yawa]

Apparently a 2nd women is about to come out and say that Rooney paid her for sex. :grin:

 

[IamCelestial]

Isn't the real violence here the cultural insistence that young people limit themselves, forever, to fucking just one special person? Anyone agree?

I do. Completely.

Saying that I don't pretend to be staying on a higher moral ground. It's just a thing i find utterly wrong and would not do. I don't admire Rooney for what he's done or hasn't done off the pitch.

 

[soup]

Where a lot of these footballers show their real stupidity is when they get convinced by their prospective wives that an OK! magazine deal wedding could make them ONE MILLION POUNDS, yet fail to realise that by tieing the knot they are set to sign away 20 times more.

If I was a wag, I'd pull some divvy footballer, marry him, deny him sex immediately, make him get it elsewhere, file for divorce, get my tits out in Loaded and buy a pink CLK. These women aren't stupid, they've got sweet, sweet plans.

Coleen kinda is that stupid though. She'll want to fight for the marriage.

 

[Rackybear]

Women are attracted to footballers plain and simply because of their social status in society. They are desired men, sought after - just like any of us would be if we were footballers.

Personally, cheating is wrong morally. But im pretty sure 90% of the people on this forum, if in a priveledged position as some of these footballers are with there multi million pound contracts, and more or less possibility to shag any bird you see walking down the street - would also sleep around.

Yes wayne rooney is a high profile footballer, but he's still a human being like the rest of us. He still goes through the same emotions and feelings when around attractive women, the difference is, its easier for him and all other footballers to bag those women then it would be for your average joes - do you not think they are going to be tempted?

Im not justifying his wrongdoing and betrayal of his wife / kids. It was wrong. But this shit happens, when it does - because its wayne rooney it gets blown out of proportion - which is expected, but its a shame.

Im pretty sure there are 100's of top profile footballers out there that have done the very same / worse and are yet to be caught.

There not angels.

Meh, he should have done it on the D-L. Silly slag getting her pay out for selling the story. Footballers should know prosi's are trouble.

 

[AW?]

Where a lot of these footballers show their real stupidity is when they get convinced by their prospective wives that an OK! magazine deal wedding could make them ONE MILLION POUNDS, yet fail to realise that by tieing the knot they are set to sign away 20 times more.

If I was a wag, I'd pull some divvy footballer, marry him, deny him sex immediately, make him get it elsewhere, file for divorce, get my tits out in Loaded and buy a pink CLK. These women aren't stupid, they've got sweet, sweet plans.

Coleen kinda is that stupid though. She'll want to fight for the marriage.

I might get a sex change. I've got pretty good legs :lol: and you say i don't have to shag them either? i'm sold.

But jokes aside i totally agree with you. Most of these footballers deserve it if they're that dumb. The same could be said the other way around when their partners are cheated on to a degree. If you snare a footballer then you reap what you sown in my eyes.

Ofourse there are exceptions. I bet they're in the minority though.

 

[CosmicHotspur]

Dear Coleen,

So sorry to hear about Wayne's latest indiscretions. You deserve to be treated better, by a man who will satisfy all your needs in bed.

Like to give us a try?

Love,

John Terry

PS: Ashley has asked if you would like to make it a threesome?