Another England player getting bad press...

[spurdownunder]

Apparently Wayne has blamed his old man.
When he was nine, his old boy told him "just concentrate on football and fuck everything else"
Wayne listens real good.

 

[KingKay]

Inexcusable, what a sad situation that low life's such as him are role models to todays youth

 

[mil1lion]

Too many ****s in Football.

 

[shelfsider]

not saying it's right, buit he paid for it, could we say it was just sex, not like he's having an affair, just a bit more than having a wank in front of your PC

 

[AW?]

She's a bit of a pig though isn't she? Bag on the head job really. Then again his missus is a bit of a horseface.

It's borderline beastiality really.

 

[mil1lion]

Still out of Rooneys league though.

 

[MattyP]

I'd probably fuck it, but not at £1,200 a pop.

 

[yawa]

The car crash that will soon take place should be interesting.

Wonder what the odds are for him getting sent off tomorrow.

 

[WhiteStripe]

He's a ****..but unfortunately, on the pitch he gives ecactly what I want a footballer to, 110%, so I can never hate him from a footballing perspective, which at the end of the day is why I know of the bloke.

 

[brendanb50]

He's a ****..but unfortunately, on the pitch he gives ecactly what I want a footballer to, 110%, so I can never hate him from a footballing perspective, which at the end of the day is why I know of the bloke.

As does probably around 90% of the worlds population - which makes the whole situation quite laughable.

Why would someone with such a huge profile put himself in such a position?

Because he has a cabbage for a brain, that is why. One of the top footballers/idiots in the world.

 

[WhiteStripe]

As does probably around 90% of the worlds population - which makes the whole situation quite laughable.

Why would someone with such a huge profile put himself in such a position?

Because he has a cabbage for a brain, that is why. One of the top footballers/idiots in the world.

Oh he is a complete moron, and morally is lowest of the low.

 

[mike_l]

Too many ****s in Football.

It's not just ****s though is it? I'm pretty sure every hole is a goal for Wayne.

 

[SpunkyBackpack]

"Moron does something stupid"

Is that not the headline we're looking for?


Tomorrows exclusive involves a certain brown furry animal and some alleged shitting in the woods, keep them peeled!

 

[danielneeds]

As does probably around 90% of the worlds population - which makes the whole situation quite laughable.

Why would someone with such a huge profile put himself in such a position?

Because he has a cabbage for a brain, that is why. One of the top footballers/idiots in the world.

To me, most of the PL elite footballers remind me of the gangsters in Goodfellas, they take what, or who they want, when they want it. The WaGs are just like the mafia girlfriends feigning ignorance, despite all the signs being there, mainly because they are in love with the lifestyle more than the man. They all deserve each other.

 

[yawa]

The guy just seems to be needy...wants to play the field but cant cope with being single and doing it. I had a couple of mates at uni who were similar...obviously not quite as high profile

 

[JerryGarcia]

She's a bit of a pig though isn't she? Bag on the head job really. Then again his missus is a bit of a horseface.

It's borderline beastiality really.

Is a monkey fucking a pig and a horse beastiality, cross breeding or is there some other term for it?

 

[Wiener]

Hopefully the NOTW will be bankrupted by the hacking scandal. They seem to be paying between £750k to £1m each if you have been hacked. Hope the list is published soon...and my name is on it.

As for the Rooney story the less interest from the public in this very intrusive type of "journalism" the less these rags will print/concoct them. I couldn't give a toss what Rooney gets up to in his private life.

 

[Leachie]

I can't understand how these footballers who want to go around shagging everything, get married. Just stay single and no one will bat an eyelid!

Oh yeah - because they are stupid.

 

[WhiteStripe]

I can't understand how these footballers who want to go around shagging everything, get married. Just stay single and no one will bat an eyelid!

Oh yeah - because they are stupid.

They often only get married as they get a bird up the duff (obviously not the case with Wayne).

 

[MattyP]

Oh dear, apparently pictures of the alleged orgy have made their way onto the internet.

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